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carl winslow would win. he's got the weight advantage, police training & the actor that played him is still alive.

Jeffrey Dahmer lived in Ames for a sec. Gacy worked at the Taco Bell on Forest when it was a KFC. -Joe. He ran the KFC in Waterloo for a while during the 60's because his wifes Dad owned a bunch of them. Creeeeepy. even creepier: my grandparents new him. went to the same elks lodge or something. gr...

maybe put her on the pillow next to you when you go to sleep. when i found my cat as a kitten, she was very friendly even thought she was a stray, but she wasnt sure what to make of her new environment. i set her on the pillow next to me & went to sleep. when i woke up the next morning, she was...

form the shape of someone who gives a crap!

maybe put her on the pillow next to you when you go to sleep. when i found my cat as a kitten, she was very friendly even thought she was a stray, but she wasnt sure what to make of her new environment. i set her on the pillow next to me & went to sleep. when i woke up the next morning, she was ...

if the sign drove some customers away, isnt he shooting himself in the foot? i can understand wanting customers to know enough english to get the message across though.

Big Fat Retard wrote:

noel_nothing wrote:christ! leave it up to you to top even my ridiculous shit.

If the truth is ridiculous, so be it. The truth shall set you free.

deep. you should write the fortunes for chinese fortune cookies.

Sweet. Do you know what exactly the tours entail? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XsREzc_WBY Seriously though, it would be worth $35. One of the Bonobos is an a Peter Gabriel record. They can pick out simple melodies and harmonies on a keyboard. then why dont you take some lessons from one of them?

christ! leave it up to you to top even my ridiculous shit.

forgive him joe. he knows not what he types.

they wont allow you to have kids under 10 inside or you were just waiting to take him as a birthday surprise?

doubt that will happen, but i dont post here that much anyway.

reggie roby, tracy spencer, dan dable & the 5 sullivan brothers.

also, because i think she's cool, actress lori petty graduated north high in sioux city.

i love npr! it's one of the best/straight forward news sources around. i like the bbc news hour at 3pm too.

Wheatstache wrote:

noel_nothing wrote:

@nonymous wrote:noel nothing. . . .i just don't know what to say.

you know, i actually do find some big black men sexy. that Carl Winslow is pretty hot for being that big. maybe i'm a chubby chaser?

yer killing me smalls!

@nonymous wrote:noel nothing. . . .i just don't know what to say.

you know, i actually do find some big black women sexy. that mo'nique chick is pretty hot for being that big. maybe i'm a chubby chaser?

rayn, you should call in & tell her how white men just love big black women & find them to be soooooooo sexy & she what she says. then tell her you'd love to take her out sometime after you get your next welfare check.

i cant believe this is in iowa. i would love to see this place sometime.

El Rhino wrote:Ha ha! It would've been awesome of the music would've magically stopped when they walked in.

or you heard that needle scratching across the vinyl sound. didnt anyone ask what they were drinking before they left?

i loved the first episode of south park this season. it actually raises a point, still manages to rip on it the whole episode & makes people wonder why we dont hear much about aids these days?

agree. just like family guy, see an episode once or twice & you wont need to see it again. fuckin' adult swim!

moltar wrote:If you repent will they turn the P.A. back on?

... or maybe if you said a bunch of hail mary's???

you mean reginald veljohnson?



i liked his picture so much, i made it my avatar

ZING!

i thought you were gonna start this thread by saying 'my name is humpty, pronounced with an umpty'.

poor cats. couldn't they just ship them to a tropical island where they'd at least have a chance to survive?

i'll play the acoustic version of 'when the shit hits the fan' by the circle jerks like they did in repo man.

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/msg/591907657.html

here's a marshall 2x12 in des moines. craigslist is great for finding gear.

myspace is like crack. if you take it away from someone, who knows what they'll do.

go to a retirment home. you'd learn something plus you'd be spending time with the elderly who dont get many visitors. its a win/win situation