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wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:13 pm
by Hank Fist
Cedar Rapids has reported that 50 ducks were stoned to death overnight at the Bever Park Children's Zoo.
Employees had left the ducks locked in cages at the exhibit Tuesday evening. They were found dead at 7 a.m. today by zoo workers.
The building lock and several locks on cages had been broken.
Police are investigating.
People are awesome.
"Hey man, my house is flooded, now what do we do?"
"Let's kill the ducks at the childrens zoo"
"awesome idea"
Re: wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:18 pm
by crow
now that i have kids i find myself getting way more annoyed by things like this.
Re: wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:17 pm
by aeon grey
crow wrote:now that i have kids
Things like this didn't seem completely unsatisfactory when you didn't have kids?
Re: wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:21 pm
by Crumpty Williams
before he started making babies, crow actually quit skateboarding for a while to pursue duck-stoning.
Re: wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:59 pm
by crow
aeon grey wrote:crow wrote:now that i have kids
Things like this didn't seem completely unsatisfactory when you didn't have kids?
maybe, but i cared way less.
Re: wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:52 pm
by Joey Chaos
The best part is-wait for it......wait for it.....
It was more than likely PETA or some ALF affiliate.
Re: wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:51 pm
by Joe
Joey Chaos.
-Joe.
Re: wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:54 pm
by zach krook
it was probably the dude from the "wilderness."
Re: wha?
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:55 pm
by Joe
Yeah, he had to practice for when he gets out in the real world.
I mean, you have to start somewhere.
VEGAN SHIT.
-Joe.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:20 am
by God
THOU SHALL BE PUNISHED.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:28 pm
by His Manjesty
dumbest fucking gimmick account possible. if the stones hadn't killed those ducks, your sheer stupidity might have.
oh, and this sucks.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:53 pm
by God
YOU HAVE ALWAYS RELIED ON MAKING FUN OF OTHERS TO GET YOUR LAUGHS. POINTING OUT THEIR WEAKNESSES AND HAVING A GOOD LAUGH WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE WEAKER HUMANS EXPENSE. YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT.
METEORLOGICAL BONERS ARE FUNNY.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:55 pm
by Hank Fist
Oh my god.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:21 pm
by aaronxxx
This is happening in pleasant hill too, that pond/lake whatever you want to call it right by copper creek. This woman stopped me while I was riding my bike and told me that some kids have been killing the baby ducks around there, so they've been setting up cameras to try to catch em.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:50 pm
by Beaver
Survival of the fittest.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:54 pm
by Hank Fist
Beaver wrote:Survival of the fittest.
i think most of us could kill something in a cage with quite a bit less effort than in the wild.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:36 pm
by Joey Chaos
I hate PETA/environmentalists with a passion, but I also hate people like this. If I witnessed this, ass kicking would ensue.
Re: wha?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:15 pm
by inx515xhell
i have always enjoyed god's posts.
also, this is weak.