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wha?

Post by Hank Fist » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:13 pm

Cedar Rapids has reported that 50 ducks were stoned to death overnight at the Bever Park Children's Zoo.

Employees had left the ducks locked in cages at the exhibit Tuesday evening. They were found dead at 7 a.m. today by zoo workers.

The building lock and several locks on cages had been broken.

Police are investigating.


People are awesome.
"Hey man, my house is flooded, now what do we do?"
"Let's kill the ducks at the childrens zoo"
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Re: wha?

Post by crow » Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:18 pm

now that i have kids i find myself getting way more annoyed by things like this.
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Re: wha?

Post by aeon grey » Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:17 pm

crow wrote:now that i have kids
Things like this didn't seem completely unsatisfactory when you didn't have kids?
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Re: wha?

Post by Crumpty Williams » Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:21 pm

before he started making babies, crow actually quit skateboarding for a while to pursue duck-stoning.
i fucking rule.
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Re: wha?

Post by crow » Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:59 pm

aeon grey wrote:
crow wrote:now that i have kids
Things like this didn't seem completely unsatisfactory when you didn't have kids?

maybe, but i cared way less.
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Re: wha?

Post by Joey Chaos » Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:52 pm

The best part is-wait for it......wait for it.....

It was more than likely PETA or some ALF affiliate.
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Re: wha?

Post by Joe » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:51 pm

Joey Chaos.

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Re: wha?

Post by zach krook » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:54 pm

it was probably the dude from the "wilderness."
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Re: wha?

Post by Joe » Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:55 pm

Yeah, he had to practice for when he gets out in the real world.
I mean, you have to start somewhere.

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Re: wha?

Post by God » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:20 am

THOU SHALL BE PUNISHED.
Do as I command thee.
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Re: wha?

Post by His Manjesty » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:28 pm

dumbest fucking gimmick account possible. if the stones hadn't killed those ducks, your sheer stupidity might have.

oh, and this sucks.
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Re: wha?

Post by God » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:53 pm

YOU HAVE ALWAYS RELIED ON MAKING FUN OF OTHERS TO GET YOUR LAUGHS. POINTING OUT THEIR WEAKNESSES AND HAVING A GOOD LAUGH WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE WEAKER HUMANS EXPENSE. YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT.
METEORLOGICAL BONERS ARE FUNNY.
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Re: wha?

Post by Hank Fist » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:55 pm

Oh my god.
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Re: wha?

Post by aaronxxx » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:21 pm

This is happening in pleasant hill too, that pond/lake whatever you want to call it right by copper creek. This woman stopped me while I was riding my bike and told me that some kids have been killing the baby ducks around there, so they've been setting up cameras to try to catch em.
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Re: wha?

Post by Beaver » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:50 pm

Survival of the fittest.
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Re: wha?

Post by Hank Fist » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:54 pm

Beaver wrote:Survival of the fittest.
i think most of us could kill something in a cage with quite a bit less effort than in the wild.
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Re: wha?

Post by Joey Chaos » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:36 pm

I hate PETA/environmentalists with a passion, but I also hate people like this. If I witnessed this, ass kicking would ensue.
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Re: wha?

Post by inx515xhell » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:15 pm

i have always enjoyed god's posts.
also, this is weak.
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