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no way! guy goes into town offers money for a MAP to the town's treasure, which he isn't even sure exists, plays neither gang and is there for revenge. it's based on the war of the roses. don't mess with me tyler.....
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Primer: the best
I'm calling it here, now - Avatar: biggest flop of all time
I'm calling it here, now - Avatar: biggest flop of all time
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Amores Perros- such a great, sad movie. This shit ain't vegan. I cried a lot.
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SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK!
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this week
moon--good. but not great. sam rockwell plays two guys named sam
zombieland--way overhyped. bill murray kills in it
extract--not funny. was expecting more from mike judge
bad lieutenant port of call new orleans--fuck yes! werner herzog did an amazing job with this. nic cage gets all amazing in it too. recommended.
moon--good. but not great. sam rockwell plays two guys named sam
zombieland--way overhyped. bill murray kills in it
extract--not funny. was expecting more from mike judge
bad lieutenant port of call new orleans--fuck yes! werner herzog did an amazing job with this. nic cage gets all amazing in it too. recommended.
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I was underwhelmed by this movie too. I mean, there were some good parts, but over all, it fell flat. I wasn't expecting another Office Space, but I was expecting more than what it was.servo wrote:extract--not funny. was expecting more from mike judge
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Underground(dir. Emir Kusturica) - this is about the history of Yugoslavia since the beginning of WWI and basically up to the fall of other Balkanian countries. there's a lot going on to describe in a few sentences, but this is seriously an amazing movie. slapstick comedy to war commentary. really great soundtrack too(if you're into balkan music).
Legend of 1900 - one of my all time favorites. set in the 1920's, tim roth stars as a child who was abandoned on a cruise ship by his immigrant parents when born, and grows up on the ship--never setting foot on land. he also becomes an amazing pianist and essentially invents jazz. so awesome. also, two words: piano duel.
Legend of 1900 - one of my all time favorites. set in the 1920's, tim roth stars as a child who was abandoned on a cruise ship by his immigrant parents when born, and grows up on the ship--never setting foot on land. he also becomes an amazing pianist and essentially invents jazz. so awesome. also, two words: piano duel.
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Legend of 1900 - one of my all time favorites. set in the 1920's, tim roth stars as a child who was abandoned on a cruise ship by his immigrant parents when born, and grows up on the ship--never setting foot on land. he also becomes an amazing pianist and essentially invents jazz. so awesome. also, two words: cigarette lighter.
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you haven't even finished it yet you imbecile.
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having finished the legend of 1900 i can say there was too much piano playing
GI JOE rise of cobra--ugh whyd i watch this?
GI JOE rise of cobra--ugh whyd i watch this?
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i don't understand how it's the rise of the cobra. he doesnt become cobra until the last 4min of the film, and it ends with his imprisonment.GI JOE rise of cobra--ugh whyd i watch this?
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there are a lot of problems with that movie...
but snake eyes was pretty cool
but snake eyes was pretty cool
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YOU JUST RUINED THE MOVIE FOR ME!@nonymous wrote:i don't understand how it's the rise of the cobra. he doesnt become cobra until the last 4min of the film, and it ends with his imprisonment.GI JOE rise of cobra--ugh whyd i watch this?
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.
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OH MY GOD, I WATCHED EVERY THING IN GI JOE BUT THE LAST FOUR MINUTES WAITING TO SEE COBRA. ERIC CONVINCED ME THAT WE WOULD NEVER SEE HIM. SO I TURNED IT OFF. I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. GET IT? THATS WHY I'M TALKING IN CAPS RIGHT NOW.
I watched daffy duck - quackbusters last night. I'm not going to tell you the plot, its streaming on netflix. Daffy duck opens a ghost hunting business. Hilarity ensues. Shit, I just told you the plot after I said I wouldn't.
I watched daffy duck - quackbusters last night. I'm not going to tell you the plot, its streaming on netflix. Daffy duck opens a ghost hunting business. Hilarity ensues. Shit, I just told you the plot after I said I wouldn't.
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general hawk dies too. sorry dudes.
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Well I'm not so heartbroken then.
Now I'm just mad that I watched such an awful movie. Guess what? If they make a sequel, I'll watch it too. Because I'm an asshole.
Now I'm just mad that I watched such an awful movie. Guess what? If they make a sequel, I'll watch it too. Because I'm an asshole.
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the sequel's already been announced my friend. i anticipate at least 3 more.Now I'm just mad that I watched such an awful movie. Guess what? If they make a sequel, I'll watch it too. Because I'm an asshole.
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Let's go to the midnight release. I love midnight releases.
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for sure. there's nothing like being in a theater, knowing that your're surrounded by hundreds of people who share your love and adoration of the gi joe legacy
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I watched I Love You, Man a couple of nights ago and I have to say, pretty good. I'm in agreement with Thom in saying that I like most of the Apatow crew's output.
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I've been watching Bleach for some reason. It's not even a movie, or good.
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im gonna jam something later...ive got these to choose from
cronos (Guillermo del Toro's 1st movie)
the doors
city of ember
funny people
the cremaster cycle 1-5 (read up on this)
or m
hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm
cronos (Guillermo del Toro's 1st movie)
the doors
city of ember
funny people
the cremaster cycle 1-5 (read up on this)
or m
hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm
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scrooge mcduck.
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oh man, I HATED I love you man.... I watched wet hot american summer last night. duh, it's my favorite.
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you won't even watch it with extra farts, which is the best.JillJillJill wrote:I watched wet hot american summer last night. duh, it's my favorite.
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Watching another fine Looney Tunes film tonight.
Put space jam on my netflix queue. fuck you if you don't like that shit.
Put space jam on my netflix queue. fuck you if you don't like that shit.
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I Love You, Man was weak. Had a few funny moments but overall I wasn't impressed.
I watched Die Hard last night, fuckin' Carl Winslow and the twinkies man.
I watched Die Hard last night, fuckin' Carl Winslow and the twinkies man.
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Antichrist was pretty stupid, but had me sweatin' for a second.
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