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Post by creepykid » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:19 pm

no way! guy goes into town offers money for a MAP to the town's treasure, which he isn't even sure exists, plays neither gang and is there for revenge. it's based on the war of the roses. don't mess with me tyler.....

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Post by Heshua » Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:11 am

Primer: the best


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Post by JillJillJill » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:40 pm

Amores Perros- such a great, sad movie. This shit ain't vegan. I cried a lot. :(

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Post by servo » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:27 pm

this week

moon--good. but not great. sam rockwell plays two guys named sam

zombieland--way overhyped. bill murray kills in it

extract--not funny. was expecting more from mike judge

bad lieutenant port of call new orleans--fuck yes! werner herzog did an amazing job with this. nic cage gets all amazing in it too. recommended.
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Post by Nick » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:58 pm

servo wrote:extract--not funny. was expecting more from mike judge
I was underwhelmed by this movie too. I mean, there were some good parts, but over all, it fell flat. I wasn't expecting another Office Space, but I was expecting more than what it was.

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Post by @nonymous » Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:18 pm

Underground(dir. Emir Kusturica) - this is about the history of Yugoslavia since the beginning of WWI and basically up to the fall of other Balkanian countries. there's a lot going on to describe in a few sentences, but this is seriously an amazing movie. slapstick comedy to war commentary. really great soundtrack too(if you're into balkan music).

Legend of 1900 - one of my all time favorites. set in the 1920's, tim roth stars as a child who was abandoned on a cruise ship by his immigrant parents when born, and grows up on the ship--never setting foot on land. he also becomes an amazing pianist and essentially invents jazz. so awesome. also, two words: piano duel.
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Post by joseph » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:39 pm

@nonymous wrote:
Legend of 1900 - one of my all time favorites. set in the 1920's, tim roth stars as a child who was abandoned on a cruise ship by his immigrant parents when born, and grows up on the ship--never setting foot on land. he also becomes an amazing pianist and essentially invents jazz. so awesome. also, two words: cigarette lighter.

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Post by servo » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:50 pm

just watched legend of 1900--way too much piano playing
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Post by @nonymous » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:59 pm

you haven't even finished it yet you imbecile.
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Post by servo » Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:22 pm

having finished the legend of 1900 i can say there was too much piano playing

GI JOE rise of cobra--ugh whyd i watch this?
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Post by @nonymous » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:22 pm

GI JOE rise of cobra--ugh whyd i watch this?
i don't understand how it's the rise of the cobra. he doesnt become cobra until the last 4min of the film, and it ends with his imprisonment.
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Post by servo » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:25 pm

there are a lot of problems with that movie...

but snake eyes was pretty cool
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Post by ilikehorses » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:25 pm

@nonymous wrote:
GI JOE rise of cobra--ugh whyd i watch this?
i don't understand how it's the rise of the cobra. he doesnt become cobra until the last 4min of the film, and it ends with his imprisonment.
YOU JUST RUINED THE MOVIE FOR ME!
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Post by Thom » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:36 pm

OH MY GOD, I WATCHED EVERY THING IN GI JOE BUT THE LAST FOUR MINUTES WAITING TO SEE COBRA. ERIC CONVINCED ME THAT WE WOULD NEVER SEE HIM. SO I TURNED IT OFF. I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. GET IT? THATS WHY I'M TALKING IN CAPS RIGHT NOW.

I watched daffy duck - quackbusters last night. I'm not going to tell you the plot, its streaming on netflix. Daffy duck opens a ghost hunting business. Hilarity ensues. Shit, I just told you the plot after I said I wouldn't.

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Post by servo » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:42 pm

Image

he looked like this. no joke
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Post by @nonymous » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:43 pm

general hawk dies too. sorry dudes.
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Post by Thom » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:49 pm

Well I'm not so heartbroken then.

Now I'm just mad that I watched such an awful movie. Guess what? If they make a sequel, I'll watch it too. Because I'm an asshole.

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Post by @nonymous » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:54 pm

Now I'm just mad that I watched such an awful movie. Guess what? If they make a sequel, I'll watch it too. Because I'm an asshole.
the sequel's already been announced my friend. i anticipate at least 3 more.
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Post by Thom » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:56 pm

Let's go to the midnight release. I love midnight releases.

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Post by @nonymous » Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:59 pm

for sure. there's nothing like being in a theater, knowing that your're surrounded by hundreds of people who share your love and adoration of the gi joe legacy
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Post by Shane » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:21 pm

I watched I Love You, Man a couple of nights ago and I have to say, pretty good. I'm in agreement with Thom in saying that I like most of the Apatow crew's output.
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Re: Movies thread

Post by moltar » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:29 pm

I've been watching Bleach for some reason. It's not even a movie, or good.

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Post by servo » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:40 pm

im gonna jam something later...ive got these to choose from

cronos (Guillermo del Toro's 1st movie)
the doors
city of ember
funny people
the cremaster cycle 1-5 (read up on this)
or m


hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm
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Post by inx515xhell » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:25 pm

scrooge mcduck.

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Post by JillJillJill » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:08 pm

oh man, I HATED I love you man.... I watched wet hot american summer last night. duh, it's my favorite.

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Post by @nonymous » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:23 pm

JillJillJill wrote:I watched wet hot american summer last night. duh, it's my favorite.
you won't even watch it with extra farts, which is the best.
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Post by Thom » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:39 am

Watching another fine Looney Tunes film tonight.

Put space jam on my netflix queue. fuck you if you don't like that shit.

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Post by tylerjames515 » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:47 am

I Love You, Man was weak. Had a few funny moments but overall I wasn't impressed.

I watched Die Hard last night, fuckin' Carl Winslow and the twinkies man.
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Re: Movies thread

Post by Joe » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:54 am

Antichrist was pretty stupid, but had me sweatin' for a second.

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