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Hank III

Post by Milliterate » Fri May 16, 2008 10:51 pm

Not bad, probably the only country music I'll listen too. Straight to Hell is a great record.
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Re: Hank III

Post by ilikehorses » Fri May 16, 2008 11:54 pm

got bored of it. i was in a band with a guy who worshiped Hank III. got really old really fast.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Re: Hank III

Post by El Rhino » Sat May 17, 2008 3:10 am

Something about Hank III and the rest of his ilk makes me very angry.
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Re: Hank III

Post by Tom » Sat May 17, 2008 9:08 am

graham cracker.
obviously

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Re: Hank III

Post by El Rhino » Sat May 17, 2008 11:09 am

soggy cracker
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Re: Hank III

Post by ilikehorses » Sat May 17, 2008 11:43 am

Tom wrote:graham cracker.
dude would talk and talk and talk about hank 3. but i think he got to tour a second time with him, or something. guitar tech stuff.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Re: Hank III

Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat May 17, 2008 12:08 pm

Hank III was one of the best club shows I've ever seen.3 hours of drunken, drug fueled debauchery! Only George Clinton was better.
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Re: Hank III

Post by El Rhino » Sat May 17, 2008 1:29 pm

I had a dream the other day that I was talking to Afroman about you. He spoke in a very dignified and proper manner and talked all kinds of shit about you. What a fucked up dream.
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Re: Hank III

Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat May 17, 2008 1:38 pm

El Rhino wrote:I had a dream the other day that I was talking to Afroman about you. He spoke in a very dignified and proper manner and talked all kinds of shit about you. What a fucked up dream.
I'm flattered. Did he say anything about me fucking fat chicks and not even using being drunk as an excuse?
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Re: Hank III

Post by El Rhino » Sat May 17, 2008 2:36 pm

HA HA HA LOL YOU FUCK FAT CHICKS LOL!


Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you've moved on from weed-related material all the time, but we get the point.
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Re: Hank III

Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat May 17, 2008 2:41 pm

El Rhino wrote:HA HA HA LOL YOU FUCK FAT CHICKS LOL!


Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you've moved on from weed-related material all the time, but we get the point.
I only fuck fat chicks if they have weed.
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Re: Hank III

Post by El Rhino » Sat May 17, 2008 2:45 pm

You would fuck a snake if someone held it still for you.
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Re: Hank III

Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat May 17, 2008 2:51 pm

El Rhino wrote:You would fuck a snake if someone held it still for you.
What are you doing about 7 tonight? I'll be over on the Southside. How about if I buy you a burrito at the Taco Jerez truck and we'll go snake hunting while we listen to Ass Jack
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Re: Hank III

Post by El Rhino » Sat May 17, 2008 2:55 pm

Big Fat Retard wrote: What are you doing about 7 tonight? I'll be over on the Southside. How about if I buy you a burrito at the Taco Jerez truck and we'll go snake hunting while we listen to Ass Jack


I'll be busy. You're going to have to hunting for trouser snake on your own.
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Re: Hank III

Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat May 17, 2008 3:02 pm

El Rhino wrote:
Big Fat Retard wrote: What are you doing about 7 tonight? I'll be over on the Southside. How about if I buy you a burrito at the Taco Jerez truck and we'll go snake hunting while we listen to Ass Jack


I'll be busy. You're going to have to hunting for trouser snake on your own.
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Re: Hank III

Post by Tom » Sun May 18, 2008 3:20 am

salty cracker.
obviously

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Re: Hank III

Post by inx515xhell » Sun May 18, 2008 9:37 pm

i dig hank III. he has a lot to say about the state of country music nowadays.

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Re: Hank III

Post by Hank Fist » Mon May 19, 2008 12:06 pm

Hank Sr. rules. All you need.

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