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can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by joseph » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:31 am

Man arrested after reportedly walking downtown naked
Kyler XXXXXXXXXX was arrested Friday night after police responded to a report of him being naked in downtown Des Moines, according to a police report.

Police were called to Fourth Street and Court Avenue because they received reports of a man standing naked in the middle of the street.

When officers arrived, XXXXXXXXXX was naked and standing with his eyes closed, according to the police report. When the officer told him to put his hands behind his back, XXXXXXXXXX reportedly started running. He eventually stopped and was taken into custody, according to the report.

XXXXXXXXXX pupils were dilated, his balance unsteady, and he was not making sense, according to the report.

Also according to police, he admitted to smoking hash. He was taken to and released from Methodist and the booked in the Polk County Jail.

Tags: Court Avenue, downtown Des Moines, naked man

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by kurtis » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:57 am

I don't know his last name or what he looks like

http://www.arrestcentral.com/kyler-paul-vandekieft/
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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by joseph » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:44 pm

oh damn.
youre quick.
sorry kyler

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i hope you didnt lose your new job.

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by Bullet Tooth » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:26 pm

NICE DICK, BRO
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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by Beaver » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:16 pm

...and I thought I got crazy with the cheese whiz.

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by joseph » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:34 pm

BHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
I JUST SEEN THE TWITTER PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by El Rhino » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:45 pm

.....What's the twitter pic?
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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by joseph » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:47 pm

I guess he was popular on twitter. People took pictures of him in the street. He texted me one.

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by El Rhino » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:55 pm

Ha ha.


Seriously, I hope he can side-step the sex offender registry.
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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by tylerjames515 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:51 am

Holy shit dude
Rooster wrote:cant worship the devil unless you are 21 now

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by JillJillJill » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:14 pm

yeah I want an official statement from the naked man himself

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by JillJillJill » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:19 pm

Do you guys remember his solo project "Medium Penis"???
I think I still have it on my ipod and I'm not joking around here.

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by joseph » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:53 am

gimmeee

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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by kylervk » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:12 pm

http://soundcloud.com/mediumpenis/sets
yawouch and hellp>others (that are way different)
also, lost the 4 I did with an acoustic bass/nature samples/me fapping
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Re: can anyone find a mugshot?

Post by Shamone Jackson » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:36 am

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