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This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Varg » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:05 pm

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/muc/1520171927.html


Hi my name is Symphany and I have been in the industry for over 10 years. I have worked with artists such as Ja Rule, Chris Brown, Lil Zane and Unique. If you wanna be a star you have to look like one 24hrs a day, you never know when someone will have a camera. Im from Iowa, but have recently moved back, it is possible to be from a small place but do big things. Below is a list of some of my services.

1. Vocal Coaching-$10 an hour
2. Image Consulting-$250 (includes a mini photo shoot)
3. Vocal Arrangement-$50 an hour
4. Studio Time-$50 an hour
5. Shop your project to a major recording label A&R-$500 (no guarantee you will get signed, it's just a direct connect)

And Much More
Please Call for an appointment or check me out on the following web sites
http://www.myspace.com/symphanythewriter
http://www.twitter.com/symphany2010
http://www.facebook.com/symphanyharrison

Thanks
845-536-3231
or 515-401-9361

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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Joe » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:09 pm

I wonder if she is down with the punx?

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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by El Rhino » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:23 pm

"Symphany"? I don't even know what to say anymore.


I wonder if her time with Ja Rule was similar to Eyerishkyd's collaboration with Ludacris?
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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Bullet Tooth » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:24 pm

Joe wrote:I wonder if she is down with the spunx?

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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Joey Chaos » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:53 pm

Eyerishkyd looks far too much like new school Vanilla Ice to be taken seriously.

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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Varg » Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:34 pm

Symphany strikes back with great vengeance:

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/muc/1524143158.html

I usually dont entertain people l dont know or never met but Im sorry you dont have a life hun. I have 3 clients next week so your hating didnt work.
I tell you what... google me (Stephanie Wells, Ja Rule) then you can you tube a few songs I co wrote with Chris Brown (Gangsta Boo and Uh Oh) and
yes, Im from Iowa, and proud of it. I lived in NY for 9 years and learned alot and wanted to share the knowledge I learned with others, plus I have a business degree to back it up.
So here's what you do for 2010, entertain what you have goin on, find a dream follow it and maybe you can be successful too.

Have a happy holiday
P.S. (never diss someone from your own hometown, you really may not know who they are)
Symphany ~muah~


I don't know who responded to her on CL or who the fuck would even entertain messaging her about 'lessons'...shit's only going to get more entertaining from here on out.
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Post by El Rhino » Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:56 pm

Varg wrote: I tell you what... google me (Stephanie Wells, Ja Rule) then you can you tube a few songs I co wrote with Chris Brown (Gangsta Boo and Uh Oh)

Why would you brag about writing a song called "Gangsta Boo" and "Uh Oh"? This is one of the plethora of things I don't understand about black people.
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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Joe » Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:59 pm

Kelly Osbourne has a song called Uh Oh.
So does Brooke Hogan.
And they're not black!! what the fuck?

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Post by El Rhino » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:38 pm

but what about "Gangsta Boo"?
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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Big Fat Retard » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:58 pm

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/muc/1522232846.html

WOW , YOU CANT BE SERIOUS ???

1. Vocal Coaching-$10 an hour = YOU CANT SING
2. Image Consulting-$250 (includes a mini photo shoot ) = YOU ARE FROM DES MOINES
3. Vocal Arrangement-$50 an hour = YOU CANT SING AND ARE NOT SIGNED TO A MAJOR LABEL.
4. Studio Time-$50 an hour = YOU ARE NOT A RECORDING ENGINEER
5. Shop your project to a major recording label A&R-$500 (no guarantee you will get signed, it's just a direct connect) ---LIE.


YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC , TRYING TO FEED OFF PEOPLE IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS.


NICE TRY "Symphany" A.K.A. YOLANDA JACKSON from Forest and 7th.


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Varg » Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:58 pm

Big Fat Retard wrote:I'm slow
I know.
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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Shane » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:24 pm

Dude, chill out. Everything's going to be alright.
Joey Chaos wrote:Shane's gonna find out the hard way.

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Post by Varg » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:19 pm

Drives me nuts. The problem is that he's not even doing it on purpose. He just really is that slow.
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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:53 am

Varg wrote:http://desmoines.craigslist.org/muc/1520171927.html


Hi my name is Symphany and I have been in the industry for over 10 years. I have worked with artists such as Ja Rule, Chris Brown, Lil Zane and Unique. If you wanna be a star you have to look like one 24hrs a day, you never know when someone will have a camera. Im from Iowa, but have recently moved back, it is possible to be from a small place but do big things. Below is a list of some of my services.

1. Vocal Coaching-$10 an hour
2. Image Consulting-$250 (includes a mini photo shoot)
3. Vocal Arrangement-$50 an hour
4. Studio Time-$50 an hour
5. Shop your project to a major recording label A&R-$500 (no guarantee you will get signed, it's just a direct connect)

And Much More
Please Call for an appointment or check me out on the following web sites
http://www.myspace.com/symphanythewriter
http://www.twitter.com/symphany2010
http://www.facebook.com/symphanyharrison

Thanks
845-536-3231
or 515-401-9361

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Re: This should be able to help some of you local bands

Post by tom2electricboogaloo » Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:01 pm

El Rhino wrote:but what about "Gangsta Boo"?
boo...as in 'spook'.

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