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imaginary drinks

Post by joseph » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:54 pm

el rhino- heee haw
bullet tooth- 7up and cranberry
joey chowce- anything free
tdot- its a secret
hank- white lightening
grindcrusher- something full of sugar and probably an umbrella
servo- whatever hes told
joe- whatever @ is having
outxof515xhell- milf juice

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by joseph » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:07 pm

2manywymyns- bloody mary w/ clam juice
BFR- quarts from QT while sucking on a hemp tshirt
Davo- water and ginus
kylrk- na zima
furiousd- redbull
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Hank Fist » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:15 pm

joseph-Cheeseburger in Paradise
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Joe » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:23 pm

joseph wrote: joe- whatever @ is having
Sorry, I'm not exactly down with Starbucks.

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by ilikehorses » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:27 pm

there's not enough fighting in this thread. boring.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by joseph » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:39 pm

ilikemylittlepony- pink fu fu
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by servo » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:41 pm

ed-cum from another dudes dick
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Joe » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:43 pm

Jill - 2PM Sparks

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by teedotjaydot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:35 pm

i'd like to amend a couple of these joseph.

tdot - gin & perrier lime

furious d - colorado bulldog
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by teedotjaydot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:37 pm

joseph - brown and bubbles
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by DaVo » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:57 pm

joseph wrote:Davo- water and ginus
I'm guessing you mean Guinness. Though lately I have been drinking a lot of Smithwicks.

It's rare that I drink water. Tend toward strong Ice Tea that you can't see the bottom of the glass with nothing in it.

Other alternatives are Scotch and soda with a twist of lime, Irish Whiskey and my own recipe of a long island Ice Tea.
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Joe » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:03 pm

Let me get a TJ Special.

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by teedotjaydot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:20 pm

Joe wrote:Let me get a TJ Special.

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Thom » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:24 pm

When is the next time I can get one of those?

except make it get me drunk.
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by teedotjaydot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:28 pm

Thom wrote:When is the next time I can get one of those?

except make it get me drunk.
anytime i work the mews/lift.

i work every sunday at the Lift for Weekend Records, the ultimate party.

come down, i actually perfected the alky version not too long ago.
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Joe » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:28 pm

Thom wrote:When is the next time I can get one of those?

except make it get me drunk.
It wouldn't be a TJ Special then STUPID BITCH.

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by teedotjaydot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:30 pm

Joe wrote:
Thom wrote:When is the next time I can get one of those?

except make it get me drunk.
It wouldn't be a TJ Special then STUPID BITCH.

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Joe » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:33 pm

That's like saying a virgin car bomb (or whatever it's called, I just picked a random drink) is a car bomb (and I realize there is no such thing at a virgin car bomb). What the fuck.

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by teedotjaydot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:40 pm

then we'll just to call it a Dirty T.J. special now won't we?

when did you become an authority on booze?
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Joe » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:50 pm

Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by jonnyROCKET » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:07 pm

teedotjaydot wrote:when did you become an authority on booze?
pet peeve: when people ask non-drinkers why they know something about alcohol
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by teedotjaydot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:45 pm

i think it's a valid question.

i'm always curious as to why someone would be knowledgable about something they don't, nor ever have, participate in.

also, it's joe.

i get to yell at him.
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Furious D » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:57 pm

teedotjaydot wrote: furious d - colorado bulldog
FUCK YEAH! So glad this is my drink. Teej, from now on, when you see me walk in, you might as well just get one of these ready.
....just kidding.
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by TooManyHumyns » Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:59 pm

joseph wrote:2manywymyns- bloody mary w/ clam juice
not veg, maybe minus the clam juice...
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by ilikehorses » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:04 pm

joseph wrote:ilikemylittlepony- pink fu fu
totally got me! seriously. if i was drinkin, i'd take a girly drink.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by Walking Thunder » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:19 pm

ilikehorses wrote:
joseph wrote:ilikemylittlepony- pink fu fu
totally got me! seriously. if i was drinkin, i'd take a girly drink.
Liquid Cocaine it is!
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by joseph » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:51 am

ilikehorses wrote:
joseph wrote:ilikemylittlepony- pink fu fu
totally got me! seriously. if i was drinkin, i'd take a girly drink.
thats the best. its actually 3/4 gin and a 1/4 cranberry, sounds girly but its not.
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by joseph » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:09 am

teedotjaydot wrote:i'd like to amend a couple of these joseph.

tdot - gin & perrier lime

furious d - colorado bulldog
imaginary
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by joseph » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:14 am

TooManyHumyns wrote:
joseph wrote:2manywymyns- bloody mary w/ clam juice
not veg, maybe minus the clam juice...
the clam was a reference to how much you whine about stuff
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Re: imaginary drinks

Post by joseph » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:21 pm

elliot- tonic and wodka
storkus- rusty nail
beaver- captain and cranberry
joe- oj and tofu(better?)
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