515 Crew

[creepykid]

Whatcha eat fo breakfast? Oatmeal?

[Joe]

I be the nerdy motherfucker in the back with glasses
you copy off my paper cuz i pass all my classes
But I put the wrong answers cuz you're all dumbasses
Slow like molasses
Dense, not gaseous
I never got wedgies
I never got beat up
I'm just a pissed off nerd that don't give a fuck
I might smell funky, but that's how I rhyme
I never miss class, I'm always on time
Comic book collection is big like my erection
10 FEET LONG MOTHAFUCKA!!!!

-joe.

[Joe]

You passin some gas from that faulty ass
burnin your hairs fast
I'm seein smoke
the odors making me choke
he who smelt it dealt it
I felt it creepin up on me like bubonic plague
smellin like old egg
my nose is inflamed
my brain is leakin from sneakin that poisonous cloud out yo ass
do you do that at mass?
sittin in the pews
farts like this make me wish I was a jew
PEE-YOU what's that stew you cookin?
I'm looking for an exit
crack a window so the breeze can blow
hopefully it'll air out that tainted asshole
quit blamin em on me
I aint the culprit
you got doodoo stains on your underwear and your armpits
quit blowin em in my direction
you're gettin an erection
while you're givin these poor girlies in here a yeast infecTION

STINKY ASS MOTHAFUCKA.

-joe.

[creepykid]

lol x inifinte

I CAN TELL YOU GET YO FIBER!

[Joe]

It's asshole insurrection
you got your asshole flexin
you causin car wrecks with your smokescreen
givin your moms gangrene
rupturin her spleen
your assholes dilated
your asshairs annihilated
you've got more dingleberries than a mexican ride
the only difference in the car is the assholes inside
you got the girlies all screamin like an herbal essence ad
but it's not in delight its cuz you smell bad
you blast harder than metroid from those butt cheeks
with your quarterback sneaks
you can sit in the trunk while I sit in the front seat
your asshole is haunted
even the exorcist couldn't get rid of those demons
I'm just gonna stick an enema up your ass and leave you there screamin

BITCH.

-joe.

[creepykid]

YOU WIN.

[Joe]

When you see my science project
bitch you better run
cuz it aint no fun with phasers set to stun
messed up hair
I look good in a lab coat
turn on the the teacher, put my dick down her throat
I never get Bs
I always get As
I'm the only mothafucka with a 5.0 GPA
Fuck you preppies
and fuck you jocks
Fuck you punks
and fuck you goths.
Fuck anybody who aint down with the crew
SPACE MURDA SQUAD, BITCH FUCK YOU.

-Joe.

[Joe]

Wannabe bitches wanna act black
you can't rap and that's a muthafuckin fact
stupid muthafuckas wanna act up
rhymes are shitty like hairy butt
my rhymes are stupid but they're better than yours
don't blame it on the fact that your moms a horse
paint your face juggalo rejects
DuSe tapes get nothin but eject
pussy ass whiteboys frontin hard
one looks gay, the other a retard
you don't know shit about shootin rounds
only circlejerks and wicked clowns
you aint even old enough to drive a car
a picture of a beamer don't get you far
stop actin like you're fresh when you're really wack
on your back with a dick stickin in your crack
thats your butt you stupid muthafucka
but it's not like you don't know what an ass is
cuz your boyfriends built with a load of jizz
so give up the act and never rap again
because you suck and that's the reason why you got no friends

-joe.

[creepykid]

new Kid8Bit about to drop SOON.