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The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by Waster » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:07 pm

There was a man there who was handing out boat loads of this substance called Steaz. At first, this alien liquid tasted like the worst thing I could have ever imagined drinkning. After drinking something like 15 cases of this stuff I began to love the idea of green tea mixed with root beer.

Since then Waster has been put to rest (undoubtedly due to Steaz overload). My new band Black Teeth is going to be playing Des Moines this Saturday... is there any way we can get Steaz-Man back to the show so we can load up on this garbage-water?

- Nate


By the way, stoked to play Des Moines on Saturday. See you guys then.

http://www.myspace.com/blackteethpeoria

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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by servo » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:23 pm

steaz is fucking rare dude
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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by siouxsie » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:14 pm

I was shocked to find it in a vending machine at valley west mall the other day-I bought a can and I'm not sure what they put in that shit to make it so addicting because it still tastes like cough syrup but I always some how find myself wanting more...

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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by servo » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:25 pm

the week i spent working for steaz i probably drank over 100 cans of the stuff.
im also shocked to hear you can get it at valley west
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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by vegan ss » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:55 pm

Still waiting to make Super Steaz me.
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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by KY Jelly Belly » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:06 pm

I went to there site and typed in my zip code(50311) to find out locations that carry this stuff!
Altoona Hy-Vee Altoona IA 11 miles -
Ankeny DrugTown Ankeny IA
Ankeny Hy-Vee Ankeny IA 9 miles
Indianola DrugTown Indianola IA 20 miles
Indianola Hy-Vee Indianola IA 20 miles
Johnston Hy-Vee Johnston IA 5 miles
Perry Hy-Vee Perry IA 27 miles
West Des Moines DrugTown Des Moines IA 3 miles
West Des Moines Hy-Vee (Grand Avenue Hy-Vee) Des Moines IA
West Des Moines DrugTown Des Moines IA
West Des Moines Hy-Vee Des Moines IA
West Des Moines Hy-Vee (West Lakes Hy-Vee) Des Moines IA
Des Moines Hy-Vee Des Moines IA
Windsor Heights Hy-Vee Windsor Heights IA
Des Moines DrugTown Des Moines IA
Des Moines Hy-Vee (Southridge Hy-Vee) Des Moines IA 5 miles
Lomar Foods
Des Moines Hy-Vee (East Euclid Hy-Vee) Des Moines IA 7 miles
Des Moines Hy-Vee (Park Avenue Hy-Vee)
Des Moines Hy-Vee (Hy-Vee on Fleur) Des Moines IA
Urbandale Hy-Vee Urbandale IA
Pleasant Hill Hy-Vee Pleasant Hill IA

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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by inx515xhell » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:09 pm

this shit is everywhere you retards.

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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by servo » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:10 pm

most of those places dont actually have it and are old accounts with steaz

im surprised steaz still exists given that they do stupid things like pay me a ridiculous sum to party at sundance
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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by tylerjames515 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:50 pm

oh fuck.
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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by ilikehorses » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:22 pm

i have two bottles (not cans) of Steaz in my fridge that have been there almost a year. if anyone wants them, they can have them. otherwise, i might end up throwing them away before their birthday.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by servo » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:48 pm

totally just ran to eds and got this steaz

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suckas!!!
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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by mattpulpfree » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:21 am

this sounds interesting
I want to try this saturday, someone hook me up?

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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by tylerjames515 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:58 am

lol!
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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by Waster » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:04 pm

I should've embraced the Steaz disgustingness when I had the opportunity. Like Jolt, mass Steaz availability appears to be a thing of the past.

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Re: The first time Waster played Des Moines...

Post by kristy » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:59 am

servo your head looks unreal.

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