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I remember the beach bash show (back in the day), I'm standing out in the audience next to this big dude who has been standing still listening intensely and mudder kicks into 'Trigger' and about halfway through the song the dude looses it, picks up a steel chair and starts clockin muther fuckers. l...

this is taken from stopbenlyons.com, pretty funny: 20. Who-Ray for Horton! (Horton Hears a Who) – Joe Neumaier 19. In this family, just about everybody’s funny. (Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins) – Chicago Tribune 18. The Buzz is out . . . (The Secret Life of Bees) – Prairie Miller 17. Super hilarious! F...

i love that Coca-Cola is responsible for the current image we have of Santa Claus. if that doesn't prove to everyone on the planet that our culture should perish utterly, then i don't know what will.

Pen Cap Chew

went to get the paper today and found this front page on the Des Moines Register, as well as the USA Today next to it: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a362/dumpstersxarexforxlovers/usatoday.jpg an excerpt from the phony front page reads, "2008 marks the 56th consecutive victory in the preside...

Friday, November 28th mothers and fuckers. Who's going? Who cares how much a ticket is, if you're not at this show you're not punk. October 28 - El Paso, TX @ El Paso County Coliseum October 30 - Corpus Christi, TX @ The Pavilion At Concrete October 31 - Grand Prairie, TX @ Nokia Live November 1 - S...

this is quite the pickle we have here gang. but before this gets too heated, perhaps this will help to answer some important questions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO73-WlOHhM