515 Crew

zach krook wrote:

Varg wrote:Fuck this shit. Gayer than aids. And fuck you for perpetuating this horseshit.

What are the stats now, 1 in 53? Magically goes up everytime I hear the most recent 'statistic'. Asshole.

varg i want to get drunk with you.

i want you to tell me about weight lifting, and your favorite metal bands, and it would help if you like ufc.

we should do this at a strip club around the end of september.

I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING IGNORED.

he been plaiyyin aroun dsm in some ban called Awake , recently , prreyy sure Yall can get a hold of him to Hang out.

i know he got some baddas Engl powerball amp---and it SLAYS.

h E DELIBERATELY focust THE SCALES AND THE PEDAL TONE

zach krook wrote:

zach krook wrote:

Varg wrote:Fuck this shit. Gayer than aids. And fuck you for perpetuating this horseshit.

What are the stats now, 1 in 53? Magically goes up everytime I hear the most recent 'statistic'. Asshole.

varg i want to get drunk with you.

i want you to tell me about weight lifting, and your favorite metal bands, and it would help if you like ufc.

we should do this at a strip club around the end of september.

I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING IGNORED.

I might be out tonight. I think I may know who Shamone is now...

name names

PLEASE FUCKING NAME NAMES.

also i can't go to strip clubs with you until the end of the month because i'm not yet an adult.

my one birthday wish is to be at a strip club with varg. the more 515crew posters the better.

Crumpty endorses said birthday wish 100%.

im down. i love titties. i will also pay for zach krook to get nasty stripper titties rubbed all over his face.

lets make this happen.

This Saturday is my birthday- and we're definitely going to the Shakes. I teach early in the day, then I've got DT practice and probably hitting up Myabi? before going out. Hopefully doing double duty- Minx and the yard.

If that kid isn't even old enough to get titties, then I feel OLD.

after 9/27 motorbreath and i are in the clear for this.

Shit yea YO --

Im IN ,,,, IN !

i bring soo many stank Hoes into that place the owner will say

"what up Shamone ?"


i say -" Mr Jackson be bringin in his 515 Stank --the people want to see the pure , purest , stinky , stankiest pink with the Natural Brown Curtains ,.... Mr minx. (or Mr Lumber Yard)"

oh wow, shamone, this is awkward.

this invitation wasn't actually open to you.

maybe next year,

ahh, shit dogg.

thats cool yo.

maybe call me next year, i bring the ho's

i'm legal now, let's get real about this.

I will "attend this" event on facebook. Hook it up.

uh, you're like two weeks late to the party.

SHANE doesn't get invited to parties, because he is DUMB. I once saw him Suck the dumb right out of someone.
DUMB
DUMB
DUMB
DUMB

shane came to a kegger at my house one time. he brought root beer.

I brought grape soda. It was pretty good.

grape soda is real good

HAHAHA SHANE IS DUMB, indeed. Best bands ever.

Snow patrol
RHCP
REO speedwagon

I can't drink grape soda now **YUCK**