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Did you hear the one about the pedophile dad?

His daughter just turned 16 so she asks him if she can use the car tonight. Dad says, " you know what you need to do" as he unzips his pants. The daughter kneels down, puts his dick in her mouth and says " Dad, your dick tastes like shit!". "Oh", dad says, "I forgot, I already let your brother have the car for the night."

here's one i learned from a bartender.

so this guy comes home the other night to find his girlfriend packing her bags. he askes "why are you leaving?" so she replies "because you're a pedophile!" so he responds "that's an awfully big word for an eight year old."

Oh, I thought this thread was going to be about you discussing the root of all of your problems.




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El Rhino wrote:Oh, I thought this thread was going to be about you discussing the root of all of your problems.




OOHHHHHHHH DAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!

That would be my pedophile uncle that used to make me detassel his corn.