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Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:14 am
by Varg
Jesse: Haven't you ever heard of the women's movement?
Slater: Yeah, why don't you change into something cute and MOVE IT on in to the kitchen.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:18 am
by Varg
Becky Belding: Why don't you get me ginger ale, with a big scoop of peanut butter?
Screech: Ah, that's my favorite combination too.
Lisa: Well, Screech, maybe you're pregnant.
Screech: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Lisa. I'm not even married.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:27 am
by Nick
Wow....Varg actually posted something awesome for once!

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:35 am
by noel_nothing
i agree. keep up the good work varg.

can we sticky this thread & also add pictures the saved by the bell cast?

(this is a favorite of mine)
Kelly: Who are you?
Screech: Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.
Kelly: That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?
Screech: Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.
Lisa: You taught her everything she knows?
Screech: Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:57 pm
by El Rhino
noel_nothing wrote: can we sticky this thread & also add pictures the saved by the bell cast?

No.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:28 pm
by tylerjames515
Jessie: Slater, since we're together, I think we should share the household chores.
Slater: Sure, you cook & I'll eat.

&

Screech: Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest.
Slater: If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:12 pm
by @nonymous
Mr. Belding: Screech, your mother called and told me about lightning hitting you. Now, I just want to make sure you're doing alright. Tell me -
Screech: 8:30 last night.
Mr. Belding: ...when exactly were you struck by lightning? 8:30?
Screech: Yeah.
Mr. Belding: Are there any -
Screech: One.
Mr. Belding: ...side effects? Did you say one?
Screech: Yeah, but it's a secret. I'm not supposed to tell anyone that I can see the future.
Mr. Belding: See the future? Screech, that's -
Screech: Preposterous?
Mr. Belding: Right.


Mr. Crane: Everyone tell me your names...
Screech: I'm Screech.
Slater: I'm Slater.
Kelly: (dreamily) I'm yours.
Zack: I'm bummed!

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:17 pm
by Varg
Screech: Kelly! I know he asked you to go with him. Is the answer yes?
Kelly: Well, you can't tell Zack, but [shakes head yes]
Screech: Oh, my! What a moment! What a thrill! First the Berlin Wall comes down, then the Brady Bunch comes back, and now Zack and Kelly are going steady!

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Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:44 pm
by tylerjames515
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Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:24 pm
by inx515xhell
^^^^^^^^^^oooooooof that sucks.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:30 pm
by Nick
tylerjames515 wrote:Screech: Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest.
Slater: If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.
Bahahahaha....I remember this episode. Best. Quote.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:24 pm
by JoePreppy
Sweet thread!
I just read Dustin Diamond's "Behind the Bell" autobiography. It started off decent w/ each chapter devoted to each actor dishing ish about each one that most don't know....like Ed Alonzo aka Max (the magician waiter at the max) and Doogie Howser "getting gay together" then it fell off when it was just about Dustin, like him picking up chicks at Disney World in his 20s.
Off the top of my head fav... quote when Jesse was hiding from Belding because he wanted his video camera back and she was dressed like a mexican or something.

Belding "ooh are you're new here, what's your name? um um nombre?"
Jesse(in horrible accent) "my neeame, uh Mar`ia, Mar`ia Tort`illa"

oh also Zack when he got 1502 on his SAT and was going to study w/ some chick.

"for once my score is going to help me score"

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:49 pm
by @nonymous

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:36 am
by Varg
lol, I remember that one. The guy who was shooting the commercial was a friend of Belding's and he invited some of the kids over (serious pedo-vibes) for his party and they started smoking weed. I'm sure they would've busted out some coke had they hung around there long enough.



Best episode ever was the beauty pageant one where Screech ended up winning. I laughed for probably five minutes straight at the end. Mr. Belding singing the pageant theme song while screech is walking down the runway with a black-eye and a tiara. Holy shit...
Couldn't find it on youtube, but this was from that same episode (minus the Slayer)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V9VVFN8-Vk



And I think this was the first clip I ever saw on Youtube, Cuh-lassic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p61mD558 ... re=related

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:42 am
by Varg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91euD71v ... re=related


lol-the video is confusing as hell, but read the comments. Priceless.

" I would suck on her sweet pussy until her head caved in

Don't know about anyone else but I can't even tell you how many times i've whacked off to this episode - usually to the blond girl who goes on stage first.

I love kelly body I would eat that pussy

Probably because women very rarely shaved their beavers back then.



Hopefully this gets updated with at least one new quote a day. Looks like I'm going on tour with Cattle Decap. so probably wont be contributing much for the next month since I won't get to watch it on TBS every morning now.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:30 pm
by JoePreppy
Varg wrote:
lol, I remember that one. The guy who was shooting the commercial was a friend of Belding's and he invited some of the kids over (serious pedo-vibes) for his party and they started smoking weed. I'm sure they would've busted out some coke had they hung around there long enough.
No, damn you could fuck up a steel ball.( btw you dudes now realize why my handle has 'preppy' in it.) The party they went to was moviestar dreamboat Johnny Dakota's(who was kellys real life b/f at the time as well as a backup dancer for Micheal Jackson) and he was the one originally shooting the anti drug commercial and he was the one smoking pot. I really liked that dude cuz he called people 'Guy'

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:22 pm
by noel_nothing
tiffani thiessen in her greatest acting role ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7HtBy9cwfs&feature=fvw

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:42 pm
by @nonymous
JoePreppy wrote:No, damn you could fuck up a steel ball.( btw you dudes now realize why my handle has 'preppy' in it.) The party they went to was moviestar dreamboat Johnny Dakota's(who was kellys real life b/f at the time as well as a backup dancer for Micheal Jackson) and he was the one originally shooting the anti drug commercial and he was the one smoking pot. I really liked that dude cuz he called people 'Guy'
the best is at the end of the episode when morris gives him back his jacket.

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:20 pm
by @nonymous
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1571216/
IMDBPro wrote:"Tiffani Thiessen, Mark-Paul Gosselar, Mario Lopez, Dustin Diamond, Lark Voorhies, Elizabeth Berkely, and Dennis Haskins are set to star in the film."

Re: Saved By the Bell quotes

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:51 pm
by Nick
@nonymous wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1571216/
IMDBPro wrote:"Tiffani Thiessen, Mark-Paul Gosselar, Mario Lopez, Dustin Diamond, Lark Voorhies, Elizabeth Berkely, and Dennis Haskins are set to star in the film."
^^^This is gonna be amazing!