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POLL: Ashlee Simpson & the Orange Bowl

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:31 am
by jnice
Vote! The polls close in a week!

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:43 am
by Bullet Tooth
i dont have a clue what youre talking about. so what happened.

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:48 am
by godofgnome
she got boo'd off the stage the orange bowl, super bowl of college football... its on http://www.collegehumor.com

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:50 am
by Bullet Tooth
im not bothering with the website. did she fuck up or something? or did the crowd just dislike her?

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:55 am
by Milliterate
Nobody likes her because of the lip syncing escapades on SNL..that and the song she was singing just really fucking sucked, watch the video, its hilarious.

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:21 am
by FasterInFall
she got booed because she sucks. people are sick of her and her stupid sister. and no one who goes to a football game wants to see ashlee simpson do anything, espeically sing.


in my opinion.

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:16 am
by drumgurrl
Yep, she sucks. But she didn't actually lip sync on SNL. She sang along with a pre-recorded track, which is very common when pop singers perform "live." If you heard her perform the first song on SNL, it is clear to anyone with working ears that there are two vocals going on.

I mean yeah, she totally sucks, but almost all pop stars double-up their vocals. I wish she really got booed for sucking, and not for the alleged lip syncing incident.

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:35 am
by ilikehorses
i just happened to watch tv last night and saw some celebrity show where they were discussing this. honestly, i didn't know who ashlee simpson was before yesterday and i still really don't know who she is. and i don't really care either. i hope she sets herself on fire.

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:35 am
by annie_fannie
here's the rest of her life story:

be crushed by the mass rejection

develop one or both of the following: 1)eating disorder (either extreme weight loss or gain) 2) drug habit

recover from above mentioned addiction(s)

write book and/or tv movie chronicling her "struggle"

interviews on tv magazine shows until we puke...and occasional "humorous" cameos in movies/sitcoms

OR

she may revive her music career later in life by touring casinos and malls much like the teen pop stars of the 80's have recently....preceded by a spread in playboy, of course...or maybe Maxim since her sister is soooo fucking wholesome.

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:51 am
by ilikehorses
when does she set herself on fire? because that's what i'm interested in...

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:52 am
by Bullet Tooth
they should do a sister thing in playboy. or in hustler. that would be hot.

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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:57 am
by ilikehorses
Bullet Tooth wrote:they should do a sister thing in playboy. or in hustler. that would be hot.
that would fucking rule. haha.

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:40 pm
by annie_fannie
ashlee speaks out about her poor performance: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/149573 ... lines=true

"uh, yeah, you know, it was, like, their fault that they didn't like me....whatever..."

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:17 pm
by drumgurrl
"There were no ear monitors when we went onstage," she said. "No floor monitors. And trying to sing in a stadium where you can't hear yourself is kinda hard. My sister [Jessica] was like, 'I don't know how you just did that! I performed in stadiums, and if I didn't have my ears, I would have freaked.' "
Obviously, the sisters never had to "rough it" like the rest of us. You play at dive bars and see if you can hear yourself... see if you have monitors. But since these ladies never had to spend years gigging at unknown bars, or starving or not being able to buy clothes for 5 years (10 years for Karyn Crisis) they really wouldn't know anything about it. Ya just gotta love the silver-spoon perspective, eh?

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:06 pm
by catchnoplague
id do her..........

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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:21 pm
by drumgurrl
catchnoplague wrote:id do her..........
Well duh, but are those feelings reciprocal? :)

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:24 pm
by catchnoplague
let me ask my friend roofies