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Difference between jumping on a trampoline and jumping on a dead baby....


.... you take your boots off to jump on a trampoline


How do you make a dead baby float......?

.....10oz root beer and 2 scoops of dead baby

heard two good ones today, not really dead baby jokes, but close:


how can you spot a jewish child molester? he's the one who says: "hey kids, go easy on the candy!"

AND

a child molester and a young girl are walking into a forest on a dark and stormy night. the child tells the molester that she is scared, to which the molester replies: "you're scared? I gotta walk outta here alone!"