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Worst disguise ever

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:27 am
by Nick
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(CNN) -- Police say guilt was written all over their faces.

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller's description blocks away, they were stunned by the men's disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

Carroll Police Chief Cayler told CNN the strange disguises made it easier for his officers.

"We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away," Cayler said jokingly. "I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I've never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker."

Cayler said police believe one of the alleged burglars targeted the home because he suspected his girlfriend had a relationship with the man who lived there.

"They probably were just not thinking straight and figured we'll go out and scare the guy or whatever," Cayler said. "[They were] being dumb and combine that with alcohol and it was the perfect storm."

Both men were charged with attempted burglary, and McNelly was charged additionally with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Lawyers for the two men could not be reached for comment.

Cayler said he's been fielding calls about the case from news media outlets from all over the country -- mostly because of their funny-looking mug shots.

"I've been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I've seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two -- strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time."


http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/iow ... index.html

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:13 am
by Big Fat Retard
I bet they were just coming home from a Minstrel Show.

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:42 pm
by DARKBASS
I was gonna say, where was this?! lol...

Carroll?

I bet it was some ol' lady workin' who reported to the place that two african american gentlemen just robbed the store.

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:05 pm
by JoePreppy
DARKBASS wrote:I bet it was some ol' lady workin' who reported to the place that two african american gentlemen just robbed the store.
ugh did you read the article?

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:09 pm
by DARKBASS
nope.

I can't read.

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:58 pm
by tylerjames515
These idiots, especially on the left look familiar.

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:51 am
by Bullet Tooth
instant celebrity: 2 guys came in to the bar tonite dressed as them.

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:41 pm
by Thom
The guy on the left looks like kenny, if you use your imagination.

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:32 pm
by TooManyHumyns
the dood on the right kinda looks like one of the kids who was in that powerviolence band that was around a year ago....shit what were they called, they had a demo cd they gave out for free...i think there first name was antagonist or something? anyways i think the kids name was john...some similarities

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:46 am
by maxxwell
Thom you beat me to it! I was thinking the SAME thing lol

Re: Worst disguise ever

Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:20 am
by TooManyHumyns
assassinate! the dood from assassinate