hey varg
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:07 pm
i think i impregnated your girlfriend. sorry dude.
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Re: hey varg
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:17 pm
Yeah Varg I think that ish went down when you were trying to show GWAR how to french kiss guys... ya know when you were totally partyin w/ em. sorry dude.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:51 am
lol, awwwwwwwwwww u mad?
Everyone knows I don't have a girlfriend and that I'm a virgin.
You've revealed a lot to us here tonight:
Everyone knows I don't have a girlfriend and that I'm a virgin.
You've revealed a lot to us here tonight:
Re: hey varg
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:15 pm
You are, she's not.Varg wrote:
Everyone knows....that I'm a virgin.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:22 pm
Well Micah, I guess we should talk about this at your next show then? Which is when/where?
I won't be able to stay for the performance, because unfortunately you and will are tone deaf and fuck up your own guitar parts- and it's extremely harsh on the ears. I make fun of a lot of the bands on this forum for sucking- typically because I don't like the simplicity of the musical style/genre and never will (so it's not even necessarily anything on them), but you guys seriously are fucking terrible. It's like a combination of the fact that you can't hear yourself "sing", never bothered listening to recordings or your "singing"/can't tell how bad they are, and no one ever bothered to tell you that you need to practice more so you won't end up publicly humiliating yourselves.
Seriously, we'll have a good talk.
I won't be able to stay for the performance, because unfortunately you and will are tone deaf and fuck up your own guitar parts- and it's extremely harsh on the ears. I make fun of a lot of the bands on this forum for sucking- typically because I don't like the simplicity of the musical style/genre and never will (so it's not even necessarily anything on them), but you guys seriously are fucking terrible. It's like a combination of the fact that you can't hear yourself "sing", never bothered listening to recordings or your "singing"/can't tell how bad they are, and no one ever bothered to tell you that you need to practice more so you won't end up publicly humiliating yourselves.
Seriously, we'll have a good talk.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:29 pm
cool
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:36 am
hahaha
i should start a counter on these things.
i should start a counter on these things.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:06 am
I want to see a fight.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:14 am
then fight somebody
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:36 am
Come back to Iowa.servo wrote:then fight somebody
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:08 am
Ughhhhh, you're boring.Varg wrote:Well Micah, I guess we should talk about this at your next show then? Which is when/where?
I won't be able to stay for the performance, because unfortunately you and will are tone deaf and fuck up your own guitar parts- and it's extremely harsh on the ears. I make fun of a lot of the bands on this forum for sucking- typically because I don't like the simplicity of the musical style/genre and never will (so it's not even necessarily anything on them), but you guys seriously are fucking terrible. It's like a combination of the fact that you can't hear yourself "sing", never bothered listening to recordings or your "singing"/can't tell how bad they are, and no one ever bothered to tell you that you need to practice more so you won't end up publicly humiliating yourselves.
Seriously, we'll have a good talk.
You're going to miss everything cool and die angry.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:49 am
fxdelliot wrote: Ughhhhh, you're boring.
You're going to die aLONE.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:59 am
Varg wrote:Well Micah, I guess we should talk about this at your next show then? Which is when/where?
I won't be able to stay for the performance, because unfortunately you and will are tone deaf and fuck up your own guitar parts- and it's extremely harsh on the ears. I make fun of a lot of the bands on this forum for sucking- typically because I don't like the simplicity of the musical style/genre and never will (so it's not even necessarily anything on them), but you guys seriously are fucking terrible. It's like a combination of the fact that you can't hear yourself "sing", never bothered listening to recordings or your "singing"/can't tell how bad they are, and no one ever bothered to tell you that you need to practice more so you won't end up publicly humiliating yourselves.
Seriously, we'll have a good talk.
This is impossible! We use autotune on everything!
I'm glad we're on a first name basis now, Mark.
You mad?!?!
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:36 pm
weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:47 pm
He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.Bullet Tooth wrote:weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:45 pm
i dont think he'd do any better.Big Fat Retard wrote:He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.Bullet Tooth wrote:weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:08 pm
Don't talk to me about music, you're just as awful as they are, but even more amateur.Bullet Tooth wrote:weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.
You "should have went" to school PERIOD.Big Fat Retard wrote: He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.
Again, you've shown us that being severely overweight diminishes the capacity in which the blood circulates to your fat fuck head. My math ACT score proves you wrong- and I think I did that as a sophmore, so that would've been before I even took AP Calculus in high school. Not that there were Calc level questions on the ACT...Bullet Tooth wrote:
i dont think he'd do any better.
Being the worst mathematician ever is still better than being the fattest fucking doorman in all of des moines. Err uhh...soon to be promoted to bartender. Just one step away from CEO.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:12 pm
Yo Varg what did you get on the ACT?
-Joe.
-Joe.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:36 pm
I bet I scored better than him.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:59 pm
whats it like sitting behind the computer barely able to type cause you cant unclench your fists and your face is all red? whats it like walking down the street and being mistaken for a woman? whats it like feeling so inferior?serious questions.Varg wrote:Don't talk to me about music, you're just as awful as they are, but even more amateur.Bullet Tooth wrote:weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.
You "should have went" to school PERIOD.Big Fat Retard wrote: He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.
Again, you've shown us that being severely overweight diminishes the capacity in which the blood circulates to your fat fuck head. My math ACT score proves you wrong- and I think I did that as a sophmore, so that would've been before I even took AP Calculus in high school. Not that there were Calc level questions on the ACT...Bullet Tooth wrote:
i dont think he'd do any better.
Being the worst mathematician ever is still better than being the fattest fucking doorman in all of des moines. Err uhh...soon to be promoted to bartender. Just one step away from CEO.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:00 pm
Bullet Tooth wrote:weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:04 am
So when is your next gig?Varg wrote:Don't talk to me about music, you're just as awful as they are, but even more amateur.Bullet Tooth wrote:weird that a music school graduate misses the whole point of music.
You "should have went" to school PERIOD.Big Fat Retard wrote: He should have went to school to be a mathematician instead.
Again, you've shown us that being severely overweight diminishes the capacity in which the blood circulates to your fat fuck head. My math ACT score proves you wrong- and I think I did that as a sophmore, so that would've been before I even took AP Calculus in high school. Not that there were Calc level questions on the ACT...Bullet Tooth wrote:
i dont think he'd do any better.
Being the worst mathematician ever is still better than being the fattest fucking doorman in all of des moines. Err uhh...soon to be promoted to bartender. Just one step away from CEO.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:04 am
No.Shane wrote:I bet I scored better than him.
Probably somewhat similar to how you try to mash out words on the keyboard with those plump bratwurst fingers of yours.Bullet Tooth wrote: whats it like sitting behind the computer barely able to type cause you cant unclench your fists and your face is all red?
Couldn't tell you.whats it like walking down the street and being mistaken for a woman?
Couldn't tell you. I'm not sure where you get off calling ANYONE inferior. You're about one more hot*pocket away from the paramedics having to cut a giant hole out of your home to get you to the hospital for an emergency gastric bypass. Everytime I see this picture, I can't help but think of how pathetic you truly are:whats it like feeling so inferior?serious questions.
Thus far, your only talent (aside from eating your own weight in Twinkies) seems to be double responding to every ONE post I make.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:05 am
What'd you get on the ACT?
-Joe.
-Joe.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:35 pm
Varg wrote: Everytime I see this picture, I can't help but think of how pathetic you truly are:
Do you really look at this picture that often? AWESOME!
Re: hey varg
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:55 pm
hahahahaha he had it prepared for an insult for me. by the way, i didnt say you were inferior, just what was it like feeling so inferior? hope that clears it up.
im waiting for the truthful answers to my questions still though. considering ive been present for 2 of the answers, i know youuuure lyyyingggggggg.
im waiting for the truthful answers to my questions still though. considering ive been present for 2 of the answers, i know youuuure lyyyingggggggg.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:45 pm
This. Shane probably did score better than him.Joe wrote:What'd you get on the ACT?
-Joe.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:46 am
Yes, as a matter of fact it is my desktop background.jjjsXe wrote: Do you really look at this picture that often? AWESOME!
Prepared? Hardly. Do you visit the internet outside of this forum ever?Bullet Tooth wrote:hahahahaha he had it prepared for an insult for me. by the way, i didnt say you were inferior, just what was it like feeling so inferior? hope that clears it up.
At 6'2" 235 lbs, with a beard/goatee, I'm not mistaken for anyone (except Fulton Reed, a "viking", and some USC football player apparently).im waiting for the truthful answers to my questions still though. considering ive been present for 2 of the answers, i know youuuure lyyyingggggggg.
With your giant tits and shaved/buzzed head I'm surprised you're not more often mistaken for a voluptuous lady trucker.
Gay. I bet you didn't even take the ACT, SAT, or anything beyond the last installment of the ITBS.tylerjames515 wrote:This. Shane probably did score better than him.Joe wrote:What'd you get on the ACT?
-Joe.
The ACT is not indicative of a persons intelligence in any of the subjects tested on anyway. It's a multiple choice guessing game for fucks sake. I had friends who guessed A LOT on science and reasoning and still managed a 27 on it.
Math was one of my lowest at 26. Had I taken it a year earlier and gone to bed before 3 AM I'm pretty sure I would've scored better. I forgot a lot of simple shit by the time I took it and it definitely slowed me down.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:30 am
Yeah, okay, well, I got a 32.
-Joe.
-Joe.
Re: hey varg
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:05 am
I find it hard to believe that somebody who scored in the 99%-ile would opt NOT to go to school (especially given that many scholarships would become available at that level), but would rather live in abject squalor, seemingly for no reason.Joe wrote:Yeah, okay, well, I got a 32.
-Joe.
pics or it didn't happen.