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Varg?

Post by Big Fat Retard » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:21 pm

Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals
Man Was Trying To Enhance Size Of Penis, Police Say
POSTED: 9:15 am CDT September 24, 2009

Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.
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Re: Varg?

Post by Nick » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:00 pm

Bahahahaha....
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Re: Varg?

Post by Varg » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:15 pm

Ya'll are jealous I'm so swole.
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Re: Varg?

Post by jjjsXe » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:33 am

Big Fat Retard wrote:


Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

at least it worked?
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