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Herb vs. Rooster (how much do they have in common)

Post by MATT MUTT » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:51 pm

Herb vs. Rooster ............... ahahahahaha

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Post by Big Fat Retard » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:54 pm

What the hell ever happened to Herb?
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Post by MATT MUTT » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:55 pm

I was just wondering the same thing.

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Post by noel_nothing » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:00 pm

me too. i saw this bike with a really ugly paint scheme & wondered if herb had moved to cedar falls.

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Post by robdigi » Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:43 pm

I'm "friends" with his sister on facebook. She posted something about him needing to look for a job at McDonalds, then she posted about hiring him to do yard work for her.

Sounds like he's still around town, still making basically nothing of himself.
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Re: Herb vs. Rooster (how much do they have in common)

Post by DEATH_VIKING » Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:42 am

he still lives in his mommys $200,000.00 dollar house pretending he is poor
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Post by Rooster » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:32 pm

i hate rich people that act poor....FUCk them
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:55 pm

How can Herb be rich if he's 30 and lives with his mom? Isn't that what lazy, broke ass fuckers do? I hate poor people who act rich!
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Post by DEATH_VIKING » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:36 pm

Herbs like 24 and that does not mean her rich ass does not give him money anyways herb is a cop calling pussy who wore a brick like a hat so we should stop talking about him.
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Post by El Rhino » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:00 am

robdigi wrote:I'm "friends" with his sister on facebook. She posted something about him needing to look for a job at McDonalds, then she posted about hiring him to do yard work for her.

Sounds like he's still around town, still making basically nothing of himself.


That's some good intel.


If Herb is reading I have some yard work he can do. I need weeds pulled. I will pay $80 for what I estimate will take about 8 hours of work plus I'll even throw in a trip to CiCi's or Little Caesars, your choice. I'll even throw in a pair of jersey gloves.
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Post by tylerjames515 » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:34 am

El Rhino wrote:
robdigi wrote:I'm "friends" with his sister on facebook. She posted something about him needing to look for a job at McDonalds, then she posted about hiring him to do yard work for her.

Sounds like he's still around town, still making basically nothing of himself.


That's some good intel.


If Herb is reading I have some yard work he can do. I need weeds pulled. I will pay $80 for what I estimate will take about 8 hours of work plus I'll even throw in a trip to CiCi's or Little Caesars, your choice. I'll even throw in a pair of jersey gloves.
I will do this.
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:12 pm

El Rhino wrote:
robdigi wrote:I'm "friends" with his sister on facebook. She posted something about him needing to look for a job at McDonalds, then she posted about hiring him to do yard work for her.

Sounds like he's still around town, still making basically nothing of himself.


That's some good intel.


If Herb is reading I have some yard work he can do. I need weeds pulled. I will pay $80 for what I estimate will take about 8 hours of work plus I'll even throw in a trip to CiCi's or Little Caesars, your choice. I'll even throw in a pair of jersey gloves.
I'll do it for $100 and a burrito from the taco wagon on SE 14th & Maury.
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Post by Joey Chaos » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:12 pm

Some people I know were once at Herbs house, and were told by his sister that all the Tommy Hilfiger clothes laying around are his. She said "he used to be a wigger, but don't tell anyone, he's really embarrassed about it".


True story.

He's probably too busy with his low budget porn career, his bondage pants online store, or his public access tv show to post here. Wait...................

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Post by El Rhino » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:03 pm

tylerjames515 wrote:I will do this.

Ok, you're hired. When could you do this? It's not the biggest back yard in the world, but it's pretty good sized. Like I said, I'd imagine it would take somewhere in the area of 8 hours to pluck the weeds.
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Post by servo » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:05 pm

ryan top serious question: will you be doing spoken word tomorrow at the HB?
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Post by Murdock » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:18 pm

He's living down town some place now and has been working at some resturant in Altoona for around 5 years, I'm friends with him on facebook.

I also went to S.E.P. Jr. High with him and he was a mall goth, wore Marlyn Manson/Rammstein T-shirts and had tons of acne , he wasn't a wigger. Sounds like you guys got a "hard on" for him.... whad he do piss in your cheerio's?

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Post by El Rhino » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:07 pm

servo wrote:ryan top serious question: will you be doing spoken word tomorrow at the HB?

Fuck, I spaced that off. I'm going to have to decline but we need to get an El Rhino spoken word night going soon. $5 cover.
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:25 pm

El Rhino wrote:[
Big Fat Retard wrote:I'll do it for $100 and a burrito from the taco wagon on SE 14th & Maury.
You're a terrible negotiator, but thanks for submitting an offer.
No, you're just a shitty employer. Keep in mind, you get what you pay for.
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:33 pm

Murdock wrote:He's living down town some place now and has been working at some resturant in Altoona for around 5 years, I'm friends with him on facebook.
He must still work at Sonic. He must have made manager by now.
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Post by El Rhino » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:54 pm

Big Fat Retard wrote: No, you're just a shitty employer. Keep in mind, you get what you pay for.

Yeah, right. I have a feeling that Tyler is a lot less likely to show up stoned.
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Post by inx515xhell » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:46 pm

one time joe and i were walking from a dong in the dead of winter and herb walked out of some house. i srsly thought, "who is that ugly punk chick?" and then we noticed who it was and started laughing uncontrollably.

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Post by Big Fat Retard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:00 pm

El Rhino wrote:
Big Fat Retard wrote: No, you're just a shitty employer. Keep in mind, you get what you pay for.

Yeah, right. I have a feeling that Tyler is a lot less likely to show up stoned.
I'm sure Tyler is a fine worker, but I still do better work.
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:06 pm

Murdock wrote:He's living down town some place now and has been working at some resturant in Altoona for around 5 years, I'm friends with him on facebook.
What's his name on Facebook? We have to finish our interview.
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Post by Nick » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:01 pm

El Rhino wrote:
servo wrote:ryan top serious question: will you be doing spoken word tomorrow at the HB?

Fuck, I spaced that off. I'm going to have to decline but we need to get an El Rhino spoken word night going soon. $5 cover.
Damn. This would have been fun.

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Post by Shane » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:49 pm

Big Fat Retard wrote: What's his name on Facebook? We have to finish our interview.
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Post by DEATH_VIKING » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:25 pm

He works at claxtons bbq which is funny because he ranted in a post about people from west des moines and pleasant hill staying there and not working in des moines and he lives in dsm and works in altoona.
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Post by Shane » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:54 pm

DEATH_VIKING wrote:claxtons
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Post by DEATH_VIKING » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:12 pm

Its between the walmart and the closed sonic as far as I know that's where he works
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Post by robdigi » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:14 pm

Claxon's is fantastic. I was kind of disheartened when I saw Herb walking around last time I ate there, but I doubt he's a chef. I mean, I really hope he isn't a chef. I'm just going to go ahead and not eat there ever again, actually.
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