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dreads

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:23 pm
by mandrell
I need some help. I am wanting to dread my hair for the first time and I am curous about a couple of things. Especially how much they will shrink up after I do. Anybody know anything about dreads that can help me out?

Re: dreads

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:24 pm
by crow
the hardest part of dreading your hair is telling your parents you're gay.

Re: dreads

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:32 pm
by joseph
mandrell wrote:I need some help. I am wanting to dread my hair for the first time and I am curous about a couple of things. Especially how much they will shrink up after I do. Anybody know anything about dreads that can help me out?
quit washing it.quit touching it.dont do anything to it. wear a loose stocking cap. wait 10 years.

Re: dreads

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:55 pm
by jjjsXe
you two...so funny. BRING ON THE JOKES!

Re: dreads

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
by Big Fat Retard
make sure you douse the dreads with a gallon of patchouli.

Re: dreads

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:16 pm
by robdigi
I think you basically twirl lock's of hair up with vasiline and individually wrap them in saran wrap overnight for a few weeks. be sure to use a rubber band at the base so it doesn't come unwrapped when u sleep. people say they shrink after a little while but there doing it wrong- your hair actually get's a little longer from the moisture.

Re: dreads

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:34 pm
by richie_daggers1
crow wrote:the hardest part of dreading your hair is telling your parents you're gay.

SICK BURN... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: dreads

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:27 pm
by Big Fat Retard
robdigi wrote:I think you basically twirl your cock up with vasiline and individually wrap it in saran wrap overnight for a few weeks. be sure to use a rubber band at the base so it doesn't come unwrapped when u sleep. people say they shrink after a little while but there doing it wrong- your cock actually get's a little longer from the moisture.

Re: dreads

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:17 pm
by inx515xhell
first step
DON'T BE WHITE!

Re: dreads

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:52 pm
by TooManyHumyns
now i remember where i last saw 'mandrell'...

Re: dreads

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:29 pm
by TooManyHumyns
so did you dread your head?

Re: dreads

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:05 pm
by Thom
yea srrsly u ppl n33d 2 chll out.

Re: dreads

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:42 pm
by Potter
i'm dreading my leg hair.

Re: dreads

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:51 pm
by JillJillJill
so "Google.com" works pretty well.

Re: dreads

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:55 pm
by TooManyHumyns
never heard of it...

Re: dreads

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:52 am
by Potter
SHUT UP AND GO AWAY.

Re: dreads

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:39 am
by TooManyHumyns
how does it feel to fail everytime you attempt something?

Re: dreads

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:59 pm
by Potter
i don't give a good god damn!
:mrgreen:

Re: dreads

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:07 am
by Shamone Jackson
I think im in love with Mandrel. I love a chick named after a machining tool.

The tatts.....the heroin...the fatherless kids....

Re: dreads

Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:09 am
by Big Fat Retard
Shamone Jackson wrote:I think im in love with Mandrel. I love a chick named after a machining tool.

The tatts.....the heroin...the fatherless kids....
hmmm......I wonder if she's a chubby chaser.

Re: dreads

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:43 pm
by youknewtherisk
invest in a pick and some locking pepper. wax can help too but use it very scarcely. the shampoos and sprays suck, dont use those. they call all be found at

http://www.dreadheadhq.com/

section off your hair into the sizes you want the dreads. you can even braid them to keep them in place temporarily. rub a bunch of the locking pepper into the section, and use a combination of rubbing, twisting, and using the pick. its going to take fucking forever so buy some beer for your friends and have them help you. they are going to look stupid at first, even when they are all "in", but its going to take tons and tons of your free time of constantly rubbing and twisting them until they look like "real" dreads. the ends are a bitch and will take the longest

the biggest thing to remember is to constantly run your hand through your dreads to seperate them, otherwise dreads will combine at the roots, and if left like this for too long they will not be able to be seperated. i learned this the hard way when i had dreads the first time, and had to chop them.

also, get one of those rasta hats. i have to wear one for work, but they actually help tighten your dreads when left in there for long periods of time.

Re: dreads

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:00 pm
by robdigi
thanks for that.

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Re: dreads

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:04 pm
by JoePreppy
youknewtherisk wrote: so buy some beer for your friends and have them help you. they are going to look stupid at first, even when they are all "in"

Re: dreads

Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:24 pm
by jjjsXe
youknewtherisk wrote:

also, get one of those rasta hats. i have to wear one for work, but they actually help tighten your dreads when left in there for long periods of time.
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