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Who wants to marry me?

Post by Walking Thunder » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:16 am

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by joseph » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:52 am

i was trying to come up with a screenplay called "joe and servo get married"

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

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joseph wrote:i was trying to come up with a screenplay called "joe and servo get married"
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by DaVo » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:59 pm

Well, it's nice to see Iowa be progressive on something worth while for a change. Does this mean that we are going to get an increase in population? I think this is a win win situation with only one draw back. We are going to see more of that Fred Phelps asshole.
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Furious D » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:31 pm

Hank Fist wrote:
joseph wrote:i was trying to come up with a screenplay called "joe and servo get married"
"WEDmasters"
....just kidding.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by servo » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:44 pm

weedmasters
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Joe » Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:06 pm

I already have Krook's hand in marriage.

Sorry.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Hank Fist » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:13 pm

Iowa Rep. Steve King condemned his state Supreme Court's Friday decision to lift a decade-long ban on same-sex marriage, saying it puts the state in danger of becoming a "gay marriage Mecca."

Oh no Steve!! Hundreds of violent gays will be flooding the streets!

Don't worry Steve, there's still plenty of houses in Sherman Hills that need to be remodeled, there's plenty of room for us all, Steve.

Steve, just keep working on your border wall model.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by kylervk » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:29 pm

things are heating up...

http://whotv.blogspot.com/2009/04/hot-t ... holds.html


i know ive personally posted a few times. can you guess what ones are mine?

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Post by DaVo » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:34 pm

Hank Fist wrote:Iowa Rep. Steve King condemned his state Supreme Court's Friday decision to lift a decade-long ban on same-sex marriage, saying it puts the state in danger of becoming a "gay marriage Mecca."

Oh no Steve!! Hundreds of violent gays will be flooding the streets!

Don't worry Steve, there's still plenty of houses in Sherman Hills that need to be remodeled, there's plenty of room for us all, Steve.

Steve, just keep working on your border wall model.
Don't forget the River Bend Neighborhood. There is a number of houses there in need of remodeling. Also it maybe the solution for all those unsellable condos.

We will more than likely see an increase in childless couples with more disposable income.

I'm seeing nothing but win win.
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Furious D » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:04 pm

Joe wrote:I already have Krook's hand in marriage.

Sorry.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Big Fat Retard » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:11 pm

servo wrote:weedmasters
We'll see who's the weedmaster on May 7th.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by inx515xhell » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:29 pm

god damn there are a ton of stupid comments there.

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Post by Hank Fist » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:08 pm

inx515xhell wrote:god damn there are a ton of stupid comments there.
Those radical flaming liberal left wing agenda -----potato farmers? Religious Christians?

Oh yeah -- they believe in the founding principles of equality and justice. Crazy.
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Walking Thunder » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:35 pm

I think Limp Wrist should play in Des Moines or IC to celebrate this decision.
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by weirdtaylor » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:31 am

is pansy divisoin still around because a show with them right now would be super fun!
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Nick » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:44 am

weirdtaylor wrote:is pansy divisoin still around because a show with them right now would be super fun!
Yes. The actually have a brand new album out soon and are playing the Insubordination Fest in Baltimore this year. I would suspect a tour afterwards wouldn't be out of the question.

EDIT: Just looked it up and I guess the new album is out already.

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1. Twinkie Twinkie Little Star
2. Average Men (duet w/Jello Biafra)
3. Ride Baby
4. Some Of My Best Friends
5. That's So Gay
6. Obsessed With Me
7. 20 Years Of Cock
8. What's In It For Me
9. You'll See Them Again
10. Dirty Young Man
11. It's Just A Job
12. Pat Me On The Ass
13. Never You Mind
14. Life Lovers

I think there is a new 7" single that features a cover of Green Day's "Coming Clean" on the B-side too.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by El Rhino » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:48 pm

I remember at a show 12 years ago some guy I didn't really care for wore a Pansy Division shirt to a show, touched a hot-headed skinhead and then he turned around, grabbed him by the throat and threatened to kick the shit out of him for trying to cop a feel or something on him. Pretty funny. The guy in the Pansy Division shirt wasn't gay but a little light in the loafers.

Anyways, I decided I'm for gay marriage in Iowa. I was never really opposed to it, just not as excited about it as some people seem to be. So back when Vilsack was governer they talked about bringing in refugees from all kinds of wretched places around the world and how it's going to boost our economy, enrich us culturally, "usher us into the 21st century" and provide population growth. I'm not sure how anyone's life has been enriched by Sudanese people, but if this was a ploy to attract teh gheys to Iowa, brilliant. We get people who generally have higher incomes (older gay couples) than average, have a stereotype that they take care of their homes, are civic minded, start and patronize interesting local business and support/enrich the arts. Why didn't we think of this sooner?
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by servo » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:56 pm

i live above a rwandan refugee and all he ever does is get drunk and knock on my door at 2 am because he wants to hit on my girlfriend, so i can see where youre coming from.

but how do you feel about the middle of the venn diagram--the gay african refugees?
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by El Rhino » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:03 pm

servo wrote: but how do you feel about the middle of the venn diagram--the gay african refugees?

They've got AIDS!



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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Beaver » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:26 pm

Rhino's battle 'stache is quite savage.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by joseph » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:28 pm

Beaver wrote:Rhino's battle 'stache is quite savage.
imagining your lisp on savage is killing me

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Post by jonnyROCKET » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:54 pm

El Rhino wrote:We get people who generally have higher incomes (older gay couples) than average, have a stereotype that they take care of their homes, are civic minded, start and patronize interesting local business and support/enrich the arts. Why didn't we think of this sooner?
Word. I was in Jacksonville for spring break. They do a lot for gay people in the city because they are the number one group working to improve the city, start civic groups, improve culture, open restaurants, etc.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Nick » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:01 pm

servo wrote:i live above a rwandan refugee and all he ever does is get drunk and knock on my door at 2 am because he wants to hit on my girlfriend, so i can see where youre coming from.
I dying over here. Only because I believe you. :lol:

I remember when all of the Sudanese/Rwandan refugees started coming to Iowa back in the early 00's. My parents sponsored a Sudanese family of six. They helped them get on their feet, bought them clothes and food, helped them get set up with a social worker to find a job, etc.

On the 4th of July (I'm guessing of 2001), my parents invited them all over to their house for a "traditional" American grill out/bbq. All six of them came. My parents lived just outside of Waukee on an acreage at the time. There was a wooded area right next to their house. While standing on the porch, grilling, Daniel (the father) walks up to me and asks "what sort of animals we have in the bush" and wondered if he could "come and hunt them." It was very funny to me at the time...but probably just because of his accent and how excited he was when he asked me. He really wanted to hunt some shit.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Hank Fist » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:54 am

Nick wrote:
servo wrote:i live above a rwandan refugee and all he ever does is get drunk and knock on my door at 2 am because he wants to hit on my girlfriend, so i can see where youre coming from.
I dying over here. Only because I believe you. :lol:

I remember when all of the Sudanese/Rwandan refugees started coming to Iowa back in the early 00's. My parents sponsored a Sudanese family of six. They helped them get on their feet, bought them clothes and food, helped them get set up with a social worker to find a job, etc.

On the 4th of July (I'm guessing of 2001), my parents invited them all over to their house for a "traditional" American grill out/bbq. All six of them came. My parents lived just outside of Waukee on an acreage at the time. There was a wooded area right next to their house. While standing on the porch, grilling, Daniel (the father) walks up to me and asks "what sort of animals we have in the bush" and wondered if he could "come and hunt them." It was very funny to me at the time...but probably just because of his accent and how excited he was when he asked me. He really wanted to hunt some shit.
I guess if you lived your life under the canopy of a forest, a small stand of trees in iowa looks enticing?

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by Hank Fist » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:58 am

also, no one is mentioning the fat, slobby gay people. They exist.

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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by joseph » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:19 pm

Hank Fist wrote:also, no one is mentioning the fat, slobby gay people. They exist.
yes i did. joe and servo.

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Post by DaVo » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:46 pm

Hank Fist wrote:also, no one is mentioning the fat, slobby gay people. They exist.
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Re: Who wants to marry me?

Post by kylervk » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:48 pm

hot pic, davo!!!

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