515 Crew

Oh, it's me.

I can't wait to humiliate all of you with my Abel.

-Joe.

no way, ill button mash you to death

"...just because i didnt grow up playing video games"

Good luck with that.

-Joe.

Gaiden Gadema ... I have seen that dude work people online....

I haven't played this game yet, but I am pretty confident I could own a bunch of people using only Ken.

pretty sure joe is gonna take this title.
we all know who the best soul calibur player is, though.

lol, 515crewers can afford ps3s?? Or are ya'll just playing at Best Buy?

I don't care what anyone says.

its me.

Even if I don't win, I'm still the best.

Ive heard conflicting reports that this game is sweet, but also that it sucks cock.

This game is really sweet, and sucks no cock.

The intro theme song sucks cock, that's about it.

-Joe.

Joe and I never agree on anything.

this game rules.

opening theme sounds like the backstreet boys. it sucks, hard.

Joe you're fucking dead. I'm the best.

And ken/ryu are for suckers.

I have been working on my Balrog. I've already Mastered my Ken (HAHAHA).

EX moves are so fucking cool!! I can pull a super combo, cancel it, and throw an EX move in there, so devastating.

-Joe.

SAGAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can beat a few people...it's not any of our faults Joe is some kind of freak weirdo son of a bitch at this franchise!!!!

Joe wrote:Oh, it's me.

I can't wait to humiliate all of you with my Abel.

-Joe.

I call b.s. Abel is a dirty frenchman- so I can see why you're drawn to him.


I'm disappointed that Ryu is easier to control than Ken- as Ken is, was, and always will be my character. The only thing that really pisses me off (aside from the ridiculous theme song and waaay too long intro) is zangeif.
What the fuck? Zangeif has always been the shittiest character with no moves and yet he is the ONLY character I have a problem defeating. None of my tactics work. There is no way to break free from his god damn russian ass flex holds and it PISSES ME OFF.

Varg wrote:I call b.s. Abel is a dirty frenchman- so I can see why you're drawn to him.

You are fucking stupid.
Play the game. He is clearly not French.

I'm disappointed that Ryu is easier to control than Ken- as Ken is, was, and always will be my character.

Uh...
I have no clue what you mean by "easier to control than Ken" seeing as Ken and Ryu are shoto characters with little deviations from the same movesets (Street Fighter III was really the only game where you got to see a major difference between the two)... but, with that being said, Ken is easier to play as seeing that shit like his hyper Shoryuken hits 3 times automatically and can be comboed into, where as Ryu's combos take a lot more work but come out more punishing in the end... but, you know, go on believing what you want.

My Ken will beat your Ken.

The only thing that really pisses me off (aside from the ridiculous theme song and waaay too long intro) is zangeif.
What the fuck? Zangeif has always been the shittiest character with no moves and yet he is the ONLY character I have a problem defeating.

Oh my god....
Zangief is and will always be one of the best grapplers in fighting games out there. He's got plenty of grabs at his disposal, he can totally ignore fireballs with his spinning lariat, or he can knock them out of the air with his green fist, he's got REACH... plus he is STRONG. Before T.Hawk came around, the spinning pile driver was the most devastating move in II.

If you've never played Gief with a joystick, then don't fucking open your mouth. He's a slow character you have to control quickly, and I doubt you understand that.

None of my tactics work. There is no way to break free from his god damn russian ass flex holds and it PISSES ME OFF.

This just sounds like a bunch of scrub talk to me.
WEAK.

-Joe.

Joe wrote:He is clearly not French.

-Joe.

Explain.

He's a fucking clone of Seth that doesn't have a French accent.

-Joe.

Really? I mean...

Do you really think you're going to get anywhere trying to prove something to me about Street Fighter? lol, think again.

Not French.

-Joe.

c'est un certain Français qui j'ai obtenu de l'Internet. ce n'est probablement pas Français correct. mais il est français. ce caractère est-il français ? il a un drapeau français sur ses combinaisons. mais je pourrais mettre un drapeau canadien sur mon sac à dos. il ne me rendrait pas canadien. également je voudrais mentionner que j'aime mon pénis.

from french to japan to engrish

The Frenchman is the Internet. This probably is not correct English. It is French. This character is French? From that combination, there are flags of France. But I get to the flag of Canada in his backpack. I am not in Canada. And of course I love my penis.
The Frenchman is the Internet. This probably is not correct English. It is French. This character is French? From that combination, there are flags of France. But I get to the flag of Canada in his backpack. I am not in Canada. And of course I love my penis.

I'm still lost on how he isn't french.

He's a failed clone of Seth (or Charlie, the only other dude that throws a one handed Sonic Boom... some people even think he is Charlie). Have you not seen his rival fight and ending? And why would everyone else have accents reflecting where they are from but not Abel? It's because he's not French, which is pretty easy to grasp. I'm sure Shadowloo probably gave him some shitty background after they threw him away. Either he's a clone of Seth (which is hinted at in his ending) that doesn't have a French accent, a clone of Charlie that doesn't have a French accent, or he is Charlie, and he's American and clearly doesn't have a French accent.

Explaining this is about as embarrassing as actually watching you guys play Street Fighter.

-Joe.

I'm good with this. I'd rather have the details explained (as originally requested) than take the time to play this.

see what would have confused me was the french flag.

please come confiscate my copy of street fighter 4 at any time.

you should probably go edit all the wikipedia articles that claim abel is french

This is relevant to your interests.

HOTTT

If you're gonna cosplay as Mai, you need to have huge titties. End of story.

-Joe.