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imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:54 pm
by joseph
el rhino- heee haw
bullet tooth- 7up and cranberry
joey chowce- anything free
tdot- its a secret
hank- white lightening
grindcrusher- something full of sugar and probably an umbrella
servo- whatever hes told
joe- whatever @ is having
outxof515xhell- milf juice

theres more...

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:07 pm
by joseph
2manywymyns- bloody mary w/ clam juice
BFR- quarts from QT while sucking on a hemp tshirt
Davo- water and ginus
kylrk- na zima
furiousd- redbull

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:15 pm
by Hank Fist
joseph-Cheeseburger in Paradise

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:23 pm
by Joe
joseph wrote: joe- whatever @ is having
Sorry, I'm not exactly down with Starbucks.

-Joe.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:27 pm
by ilikehorses
there's not enough fighting in this thread. boring.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:39 pm
by joseph
ilikemylittlepony- pink fu fu

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:41 pm
by servo
ed-cum from another dudes dick

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:43 pm
by Joe
Jill - 2PM Sparks

-Joe.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:35 pm
by teedotjaydot
i'd like to amend a couple of these joseph.

tdot - gin & perrier lime

furious d - colorado bulldog

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:37 pm
by teedotjaydot
joseph - brown and bubbles

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:57 pm
by DaVo
joseph wrote:Davo- water and ginus
I'm guessing you mean Guinness. Though lately I have been drinking a lot of Smithwicks.

It's rare that I drink water. Tend toward strong Ice Tea that you can't see the bottom of the glass with nothing in it.

Other alternatives are Scotch and soda with a twist of lime, Irish Whiskey and my own recipe of a long island Ice Tea.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:03 pm
by Joe
Let me get a TJ Special.

-Joe.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:20 pm
by teedotjaydot
Joe wrote:Let me get a TJ Special.

-Joe.
the ultimate thirst quencher

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:24 pm
by Thom
When is the next time I can get one of those?

except make it get me drunk.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:28 pm
by teedotjaydot
Thom wrote:When is the next time I can get one of those?

except make it get me drunk.
anytime i work the mews/lift.

i work every sunday at the Lift for Weekend Records, the ultimate party.

come down, i actually perfected the alky version not too long ago.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:28 pm
by Joe
Thom wrote:When is the next time I can get one of those?

except make it get me drunk.
It wouldn't be a TJ Special then STUPID BITCH.

-Joe.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:30 pm
by teedotjaydot
Joe wrote:
Thom wrote:When is the next time I can get one of those?

except make it get me drunk.
It wouldn't be a TJ Special then STUPID BITCH.

-Joe.
it is if I make it.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:33 pm
by Joe
That's like saying a virgin car bomb (or whatever it's called, I just picked a random drink) is a car bomb (and I realize there is no such thing at a virgin car bomb). What the fuck.

-Joe.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:40 pm
by teedotjaydot
then we'll just to call it a Dirty T.J. special now won't we?

when did you become an authority on booze?

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:50 pm
by Joe
Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?

-Joe.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:07 pm
by jonnyROCKET
teedotjaydot wrote:when did you become an authority on booze?
pet peeve: when people ask non-drinkers why they know something about alcohol

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:45 pm
by teedotjaydot
i think it's a valid question.

i'm always curious as to why someone would be knowledgable about something they don't, nor ever have, participate in.

also, it's joe.

i get to yell at him.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:57 pm
by Furious D
teedotjaydot wrote: furious d - colorado bulldog
FUCK YEAH! So glad this is my drink. Teej, from now on, when you see me walk in, you might as well just get one of these ready.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:59 pm
by TooManyHumyns
joseph wrote:2manywymyns- bloody mary w/ clam juice
not veg, maybe minus the clam juice...

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:04 pm
by ilikehorses
joseph wrote:ilikemylittlepony- pink fu fu
totally got me! seriously. if i was drinkin, i'd take a girly drink.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:19 pm
by Walking Thunder
ilikehorses wrote:
joseph wrote:ilikemylittlepony- pink fu fu
totally got me! seriously. if i was drinkin, i'd take a girly drink.
Liquid Cocaine it is!

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:51 am
by joseph
ilikehorses wrote:
joseph wrote:ilikemylittlepony- pink fu fu
totally got me! seriously. if i was drinkin, i'd take a girly drink.
thats the best. its actually 3/4 gin and a 1/4 cranberry, sounds girly but its not.

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:09 am
by joseph
teedotjaydot wrote:i'd like to amend a couple of these joseph.

tdot - gin & perrier lime

furious d - colorado bulldog
imaginary

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:14 am
by joseph
TooManyHumyns wrote:
joseph wrote:2manywymyns- bloody mary w/ clam juice
not veg, maybe minus the clam juice...
the clam was a reference to how much you whine about stuff

Re: imaginary drinks

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:21 pm
by joseph
elliot- tonic and wodka
storkus- rusty nail
beaver- captain and cranberry
joe- oj and tofu(better?)