Zach Krook is the best roomate ever.
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:19 am
I cleaned my room. Lance our old roommate showed up wanting to know if he could buy any vikes. We said no he came in and smoked weed with zach. It was laced with pcp. Zach flipped out ran down the street punching every old person he saw on the way to taco johns, ordered 66 six packs and a pounds. Jumped over the counter and demanded tap water. Raped a grandma through her shitty diaper. Then Thad Bisgrove,nerdy white kid in strangely tough black gang, showed up yellin wolfpack bitches, and we were like what is this N.W.O. Then zch smoked more pcp and downed a case old crow. Then he threw cars at people. It was weird. Then he saved a baby from a burning building.