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Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:43 pm
by laffeyn
Erin and I have seen him twice now downtown. Walking around with napkins hanging out of his mouth. Anyone have any insight? Whats his deal?

Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:50 pm
by joseph
gingivitis

Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:52 pm
by KY Jelly Belly
I can't say I have seen that guy, but has anyone ever ran into this lovely fella? He's usually around court ave when the bars close during the weekends. He walks around and meows like a cat and sexually harasses women, it's actually pretty entertaining to see him go up to these greasy, overly tanned college girls and try to take them home.
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Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:56 pm
by joseph
Jethro- aka the GODDAMN DEBIL

Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:57 pm
by laffeyn
We're disapointed if it really is just gingivits. I don't know what I was expecting.... something funner i guess.

Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:58 pm
by Joe
Yeah, I've seen cat guy. He can rule, but can also get on my nerves.

-Joe.

Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:01 pm
by joseph
Joe wrote:Yeah, I've seen cat guy. He can rule, but can also get on my nerves.

-Joe.
hmmm. that sounds like somebody.

Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:03 pm
by laffeyn
This thread is now for discussing downtown allstars.

Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:05 pm
by Joe
Sexy cowboy is my favorite. Walks around in shiny, silver shirts, a cowboy hat, and always is listening to shit on his portable CD player.

-Joe.

Re: Dude with napkins in his mouth.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:07 pm
by laffeyn
"Can ya dig it?" -Dreads

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:22 pm
by Big Fat Retard
Does anyone know whatever happened to Smiley? The black dude that used to stand on the corner and wave at everyone going by?

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:10 pm
by Smoking Guns
boots.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:18 pm
by Joe
Smiley isn't a downtown allstar, so that's why you probably don't see him down there that often.

-Joe.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:43 pm
by Big Fat Retard
He used to be. The Register even did an article on him.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:36 pm
by tylerjames515
Smiley was at the fair partyin'

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:42 pm
by JoePreppy
What about duct tape pants guy? Used to see him daily through the skywalk...but I haven't been working downtown lately.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:42 pm
by ilikehorses
Smoking Guns wrote:boots.
oh hell yes.

i see him quite a bit, but would like to see him even more.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:51 pm
by Smoking Guns
ilikehorses wrote:
Smoking Guns wrote:boots.
oh hell yes.

i see him quite a bit, but would like to see him even more.
i'm glad you're around, ed. i sure am glad.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:56 pm
by robdigi
is the bobblehead still alive?


"suh... suh... got any change"


she always seemed about 5 minutes from death.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:05 am
by Joe
lol, Michelle is alive and well.
...Maybe not well, but alive.

-Joe.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:36 am
by Thom
Smiley actually hangs out by my house a lot. Stands at bus stops and waves at ANYONE.

I ran into Michelle last weekend. She is actually getting crazier.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:41 am
by laffeyn
I run into Michelle every time I come into town somehow. It doesn't matter where i'm hanging out. Its nuts, she covers so much distance.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:07 am
by El Rhino
Jethro sucks. That guy would always bug the piss out of me. I thought about laying him out one night at Lucky's when he stood by our table and kept going "meowmeowmeowmeow" and "I'm the goddamned devil!" but I got the impression the bar staff actually liked him and it would've been a bad idea. I think I was wrong about this.

I just told him to "beat it, fag" and he did. Amazing. Yeah, fuck that guy.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:04 am
by joseph
El Rhino wrote:Jethro sucks. That guy would always bug the piss out of me. I thought about laying him out one night at Lucky's when he stood by our table and kept going "meowmeowmeowmeow" and "I'm the goddamned devil!" but I got the impression the bar staff actually liked him and it would've been a bad idea. I think I was wrong about this.

I just told him to "beat it, fag" and he did. Amazing. Yeah, fuck that guy.
hes not that bad. well, maybe if youre sober. yeah, sometimes he is. i think Tj & Ben threatened to kill him before. he got worse when everybody gave him attention. when hes sober its a completely different story. hes almost a genius.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:52 am
by Beaver
Ive a had quite a few conversations w/ Jethro. Both drunk and sober. Drunk, he is one the most annoying dudes ever. Sober he is completlety different. He told me (sober) once that he has eaten over 2'000 hits of acid and thats pretty much why he is the way he is. He went on to say that he will still eat acid and is always looking to score some.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:07 pm
by Hank Fist
RIP Spider.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:24 pm
by Big Fat Retard
Thom wrote:Smiley actually hangs out by my house a lot. Stands at bus stops and waves at ANYONE.

I ran into Michelle last weekend. She is actually getting crazier.
Good to know ol' Smiley is still kickin' it old school.

Re: Downtown Allstars

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:24 pm
by Big Fat Retard
Thom wrote:Smiley actually hangs out by my house a lot. Stands at bus stops and waves at ANYONE.

I ran into Michelle last weekend. She is actually getting crazier.
Good to know ol' Smiley is still kickin' it old school.