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All things 420

Post by Big Fat Retard » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:17 am

Today I had to scrape up spare change around my place to in order to buy gas to get to work. I ended up finding 42 dimes. I went to Casey's and bought $4.20 of regular unleaded. So I says to the cashier, "420 on pump 8". He gave me a knowing wink......or was he hitting on me?
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Re: All things 420

Post by Potter » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:14 pm

You shoulda fucked him in the bathroom.
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Re: All things 420

Post by kylervk » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:48 pm

you should have tested the waters by flexing on him

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Post by robdigi » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:07 am

All that's missin' is the retired band teacher with the self-inflicted gunshot wound!
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:14 am

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Re: All things 420

Post by Big Fat Retard » Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:59 pm

This past Taco Tuesday I went to Taco Johns on Vista Drive. I ordered three hard shell tacos with onions and a medium Ole. The total was $4.20.
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Re: All things 420

Post by El Rhino » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:04 pm

:::sigh:::



Don't worry, Mr. Reeferseed, I'll be embarrassed enough for you.
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Re: All things 420

Post by Potter » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:07 pm

whoOOAOAOOOOOAOOAOAOAaa
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:12 pm

El Rhino wrote::::sigh:::



Don't worry, Mr. Reeferseed, I'll be embarrassed enough for you.
I appreciate the sentiment. What Taco Johns needs to do is start selling the Six pack & a Pound for $4.20 every 4/20.

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Post by El Rhino » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:52 am

What TJ's needs to do is cut your ass off.
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:44 am

But what would I do on Tuesday?
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Post by El Rhino » Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:36 pm

Clean your house and go for a jog.
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Post by Big Fat Retard » Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:43 am

Duuuuude....yer harshin' my gig.
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Re: All things 420

Post by Big Fat Retard » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:21 pm

It's 4:20 pm right now
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Re: All things 420

Post by KY Jelly Belly » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:13 pm

For Reeferseed and any other "cannabis enthusiasts" you should check out a movie made by Doug Benson from Last Comic Standing called "Super High Me". It's based on Morgan Spurlocks' "Super Size Me" but instead of eating McD's he smokes an insane amount of pot for 30 days. I thought it was pretty funny and also very informative, check it out!
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Re: All things 420

Post by Big Fat Retard » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:32 pm

Smoking Guns wrote:not according to the timestamp on your post...
I had to hold my bong hit for a minute.

I saw Doug Benson at the Funny Bone a few months back. I have yet to see Super High Me yet, but it's on my list.
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Re: All things 420

Post by Big Fat Retard » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:51 pm

Man charged with murder in Tennessee mall shooting

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- Police are charging a man with murder after a shooting in a crowded shopping mall that left a store employee dead and sent panicked shoppers running for cover.

Police officers shot and wounded 42-year-old William Johnson, who has been charged with murder, aggravated kidnapping and two counts of attempted murder in the Wednesday afternoon shooting, police said.

The employee was shot multiple times around 4:20 p.m. after a confrontation with the suspect at Knoxville Center Mall, police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said. The employee, identified as 29-year-old Ahmed Nahl, died at the scene.

Two uniformed police officers confronted the suspect as he left the Reno Menswear store and exchanged gunfire with the suspect, hitting him once in the arm and once in the leg, DeBusk said. No one else was hurt, and police recovered the suspect's handgun.

Johnson was taken to University of Tennessee Medical Center and was listed in stable condition.

The two officers involved in the shooting were put on paid leave pending an investigation, which is standard procedure.

Witness, Daniel Wiles, 34, said he saw a man about a hundred feet away with a handgun, heard nine shots and saw people begin fleeing for cover.

"I heard a single shot. Then immediately after that I heard eight additional shots. People started stampeding," said Wiles, who was at the mall to pay a cell phone bill.

Kay Jewelers assistant manager Cayla Corum said that before she heard gunshots a worker warned her to shut the gates to the store because of reports of someone carrying a gun in the mall.

"At first, it sounded like firecrackers going off," said Corum, 21. "Then everyone started running. ... I've never experienced anything like it in my life."

Corum said she heard two shots, a pause, and then "at least 15" shots.

The mall, owned by Simon Property Group of Indianapolis, Indiana, closed early because of the shooting.

Mall manager Tim Hill said in a release that the company was "deeply saddened" by the tragedy, offered sympathy to the victim and his family and pledged full cooperation with authorities.

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Re: All things 420

Post by Shane » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:48 pm

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/msg/924998813.html
The next guitar would be a first act. It had 420 slightly scratched in it.
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Re: All things 420

Post by joseph » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:05 pm

TOTES NSFW.
almost got me fired

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Re: All things 420

Post by joseph » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:17 pm

it is fucking hilarious though

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Re: All things 420

Post by Bullet Tooth » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:48 am

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