515 Crew

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cas/727040831.html

LOL.

-Joe.

Ridiculous.

This is what the hunt has brought me so far. I received this email today and am unsure of how to respond.....any suggestions????





Hey Buddy,

saw you ad. First, let me say, it's cool to see a rocker/partier posting for a
change.

I have an interesting situation and would really like a
confident, masculine guy like you to play with. I have something really freaky
to offer you - so read all of this carefully.

Bi,married man here looking for discreet, no-drama.

I'm 6ft,39, brn/blu, 240lbs, mod hairy, tattooed, clean, confident, vers/bottom,
into
everything from mild to wild (no real pain or filth). DD free, nonsmoker, 420
friendly, very oral, love nipple play, masculine and into other masculine guys.

HERE"S WHERE IT GET"S INTERESTING:
I'm an FTM: which means I'm a female-to-male transexual, a guy with a fronthole
- a natural pussy, but no
cock. I was born with a pussy. I'm now a guy but science isn't able to create
a dick yet, so I work with what I have (and I'm jealous as fuck of dudes like
you who go out and nail pussy!)

Basically - a punky guy - who has a pussy, but no cock and wants to get GOOD AND
FUCKED by a guy or guys who are partier/rockers and want to show me what I'm
missing.

True - you probably won't be attracted to me since I'm a dude, however, you
could have a blast pumping your cock into my wet, pink pussy telling me nasty
shit about how you pick-up and fuck chicks. Rape the hell out of my cunt and
tell you buddies what a freaky pussy you nailed. Better yet - bring 'em along
and let me pull the train for you guys. Most def, will suck your cock. You can
do the whole daddy thing and rape an underage pussy - I dig that role playing!

I've had the hot pleasure of doing a gang bang for a band once (eight guys and
me parting and fucking back stage and in their bus for two days solid - we did
pick up some chicks on day two and added them to the mix). They told me the
experience will go down as one of the hottest times they've had on tour.

If you're up for an adventure - let me know more about what you're into. Send
pics and I'll respond with same. (craigslist keeps kicking my emails with pics
back saying the files are to big).

Cheers.

GrindCrusher wrote:I've had the hot pleasure of doing a gang bang for a band once (eight guys and
me parting and fucking back stage and in their bus for two days solid - we did
pick up some chicks on day two and added them to the mix). They told me the

WOAH, lost it at this part!

Sounds like a tight deal. You gonna go for it?

After eight dudes in a band railing it, I doubt it's that "tight".

if you don't bone this she/he I will.

Any updates on this?

-Joe.

howd you respond? this is golden. i read this outloud to luke and maxx, and this old guy behind us is totally freaked out.