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23:31:13
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

23:31:28
I danced with a lesbian under the stars once. Didn't work out so well. She's dead now.

23:31:38
Fucking dyke

23:31:46
Yep

23:31:49
hows did she die


23:32:09
Well, I tried to make a move and she was all, "No, I'm 15, I'm a lesbian, etc." You know. Typical woman stuff.

23:32:18
So I shot her in the face with a shotgun.

23:32:19
so you split her in two, right?

23:32:21
oh

23:32:26
man

23:32:31
that is just.......inappropriate

23:32:33
And then I had sex with the corpse.


23:32:37
Because when I want sex


23:32:38
there ya go


23:32:38
I get it


23:32:40
that's better


23:32:52
Yeah. So, I guess it's similar.

23:32:57
Then I buried her on that hill.


23:32:58
overall, how was she


23:33:08
Eh. Low seven.


23:33:14
She could have put more passion into it.


23:33:18
And there was NO kissing.


23:33:23
did you shave?


23:33:33
She didn't complain, so I figured I didn't need to.

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You asked:
Can you analyze Soldiers Tale, by Igor Stravinsky?
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The other user says:
I can
You say:
really
He/she says:
Hey i have a question, why do people waste their time coming asking questions that has no goal and mean nothing?
You say:
There is a goal
You say:
4 bars
You say:
many modulations
He/she says:
i mean
You say:
lots of chromaticism...and some notes that aren't able to be analyzed
He/she says:
some people ask like: What is the color of my socks
You say:
thats where the trouble comes in
You say:
I didn't ask you the color of my socks
He/she says:
i know
You say:
I'm not asking if you're psychic
You say:
I'm asking if you're fucking KNOWLEDGABLE IN MUSIC
He/she says:
i have my diploma in music
You say:
lol
You say:
a DIPLOMA
He/she says:
classical music studies
He/she says:
I don't knwo the word in english in a quebecker
He/she says:
I'm a*
You say:
from quebec
He/she says:
But i finished university in music
He/she says:
yes
He/she says:
in canada
You say:
It's weird...I always thought people from quebec were assholes
You say:
but I've met about 8
You say:
and they were all extremely nice
He/she says:
where do you live?
You say:
Boston
You say:
They come down here all the time for some reason
He/she says:
its close
He/she says:
and i always think american are fuckfaces
He/she says:
but i met a few of them and they were very nice indeed
You say:
Do you have running water up there
He/she says:
...Yes we do
He/she says:
we have electricity too








Needless to say......he/she was NOT able to help me. Not in the least bit.




You say:
The next chord is G E F Bb (with a D neighbor-tone on the E)
You say:
fuck if I have any idea what that is suppose to be
He/she says:
so now i tell you?
You say:
......yeah
He/she says:
OOOOH THAT KIND OF MUSIIIC! i tought you meant music like..green day, madonna and stuff, sorry man i cannot help you
You say:
figures
You say:
dumbass canadians
You say:
do you get paid to do this?
He/she says:
Yeah actually:P
He/she says:
im paid to answer my best no matter what
He/she says:
even if i know nothing
You say:
how much
You say:
9 flapjacks an hour?

I stumped them with define "Varg" please. It's been about 3 minutes and I've yet to get even a smart ass reply.