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is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:07 am
by joseph
he better be drunk by noooon

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:57 pm
by servo
he was sure fucked up when he called me at 1 am to ask if i would rather ride a dragon or a magic carpet over some mountains

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:01 pm
by joseph
a dragon.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:19 pm
by inx515xhell
srsly i want everyones input on that.
which would you rather ride over the mountains? a dragon or a magic carpet.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:28 pm
by Wheatstache
Definitely a dragon.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:34 pm
by nevercallretreat
magic carpet

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:56 pm
by Hank Fist
yeah, magic carpet.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:14 pm
by Joe
Magic carpet.
Less scaley.

-Joe.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:17 pm
by @nonymous
gonna have to go magic carpet. doesn't sound like we have the dragon's consent.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:27 pm
by joseph
so the image is expanding in my head. an army of flying Dragons against flying carpets....

i still picking the dragon

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:28 pm
by El Rhino
I'm going to have to go with the dragon. Magic carpets are for A-rabs.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:30 pm
by inx515xhell
all playing out over the mountains.
carpet riders don't stand a chance.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:30 pm
by teedotjaydot
dragon, hands down.

i still have yet to see even a flying carpet that can breathe fire, throw people around and talk like Sean Connery.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:41 pm
by Joe
Image

HATERS.

-Joe.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:15 pm
by joseph
Dragons live in the mountains where do carpets live?

i still have this image stuck in my head of 515crew members on dragons and carpets racing over mountains.

thank you tyler, best birthday present ive had in awhile

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:20 pm
by Hank Fist
um, you can control flying carpets and sing while doing it. Dragons do whatever the fuck they want.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:25 pm
by @nonymous
hank fist wrote:um, you can control flying carpets and sing while doing it. Dragons do whatever the fuck they want.
exactly. also, dragons have a heartbeat which means they can be killed by the AR-15 i'll be carrying while floating by effortlessly on my magic fucking carpet.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:29 pm
by joseph
dragons respond to singing and if you have to carry a weapon on a "magic" carpet why is it so magic? dragons are the weapon.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:34 pm
by @nonymous
joseph wrote:dragons respond to singing and if you have to carry a weapon on a "magic" carpet why is it so magic? dragons are the weapon.
because magic carpets use non-violent, pacifist tactics. the person aboard can do anything they want.

dragons have wings and can fly, no magic there. but carpets? shit. dragons don't stand a chance.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:48 pm
by Wheatstache
@nonymous wrote:
hank fist wrote:um, you can control flying carpets and sing while doing it. Dragons do whatever the fuck they want.
exactly. also, dragons have a heartbeat which means they can be killed by the AR-15 i'll be carrying while floating by effortlessly on my magic fucking carpet.
Good luck getting through those scales. How armored is the carpet? Rather exposed, don't you think? Especially to fire.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:50 pm
by Hank Fist
Wheatstache wrote:
@nonymous wrote:
hank fist wrote:um, you can control flying carpets and sing while doing it. Dragons do whatever the fuck they want.
exactly. also, dragons have a heartbeat which means they can be killed by the AR-15 i'll be carrying while floating by effortlessly on my magic fucking carpet.
Good luck getting through those scales. How armored is the carpet? Rather exposed, don't you think? Especially to fire.
MAGIC.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:56 pm
by Wheatstache
Hank Fist wrote:MAGIC.
The only magic is that it can fly. Dragons do that naturally, so they don't even need to rely on magic.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:01 pm
by @nonymous
wheatstache wrote:The only magic is that it can fly. Dragons do that naturally, so they don't even need to rely on magic.
you don't "rely" on magic. it's either there or it's not. you can't injure carpet--the best you can hope is to put a few holes in it or singe some of the fabric; that might be difficult due to the magic.

the fact that dragons breathe fire and fly naturally is a weakness because they must adhere to the properties of our world. magic carpets have no limits.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:15 pm
by joseph
@nonymous wrote:the fact that dragons breathe fire and fly naturally is a weakness
i cant believe you said that....

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:15 pm
by Wheatstache
@nonymous wrote:
wheatstache wrote:The only magic is that it can fly. Dragons do that naturally, so they don't even need to rely on magic.
you don't "rely" on magic. it's either there or it's not. you can't injure carpet--the best you can hope is to put a few holes in it or singe some of the fabric; that might be difficult due to the magic.

the fact that dragons breathe fire and fly naturally is a weakness because they must adhere to the properties of our world. magic carpets have no limits.
Dragons are often held to have major spiritual significance in various religions and cultures around the world. In many Eastern cultures dragons were, and in some cultures still are, revered as representative of the primal forces of nature, religion and the universe. They are associated with wisdom—often said to be wiser than humans—and longevity. They are commonly said to possess some form of magic or other supernatural power, and are often associated with wells, rain, and rivers. In some cultures, they are also said to be capable of human speech.
I guess dragons are magical too.

But can your carpet talk???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:20 pm
by El Rhino
joseph wrote:
@nonymous wrote:the fact that dragons breathe fire and fly naturally is a weakness
i cant believe you said that....

No shit... Easily the dumbest thing in this thread.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:30 pm
by @nonymous
wheatstache wrote:Dragons are often held to have major spiritual significance in various religions and cultures around the world. In many Eastern cultures dragons were, and in some cultures still are, revered as representative of the primal forces of nature, religion and the universe. They are associated with wisdom—often said to be wiser than humans—and longevity. They are commonly said to possess some form of magic or other supernatural power, and are often associated with wells, rain, and rivers. In some cultures, they are also said to be capable of human speech.
using religious myths to prove the dragon's prowess doesn't provide a very firm base for your argument--it provides less of one.
el rhino wrote:No shit... Easily the dumbest thing in this thread.
dragons can die, magic carpets can't. what's the argument?

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:38 pm
by joseph
@nonymous wrote:using religious myths to prove the dragon's prowess doesn't provide a very firm base for your argument--it provides less of one.
magic carpets are from religion not dragons. dragons ate christians before the crusades. most europeon crusaders were dragon hunters.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:42 pm
by @nonymous
joseph wrote:magic carpets are from religion not dragons. dragons ate christians before the crusades. most europeon crusaders were dragon hunters.
i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.

Re: is it Tylers birthday?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:57 pm
by Hank Fist
i wish i could just cruise around the mountains on my magic carpet without being attacked by dragon enslavers.