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Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:33 am
by GrindCrusher
While I enjoy the taste; I just can't stop pissing!

Does anyone else have this problemo?!?!?!!?!?!

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:29 am
by Heshua
the worst thing is how it makes your piss smell terrible. switch to green tea.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:31 am
by El Rhino
I like coffee. I bought some yerba mate coffee recently that I like. It's good.

I guess that's all I have to share.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:59 am
by Hank Fist
I have an espresso machine.
I buy beans from Zanzibars.
4x capa every morning works.
not too much peeing.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:02 am
by joseph
Hank Fist wrote:I have an espresso machine.
i just got one. ive tried it twice. im not very pleased so far. i made it per the directions and it ... i feel ashamed... i add water and sugar and then its decent.

gimme some tips, please.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:22 am
by aeon grey
Could have something to do with where you get your beans...

Zanzibars... rose lemonade season.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:30 am
by joseph
i like espresso alot. why i got a machine. maybe i should try it more than twice before asking for help. when i switched beans it was a huge change for the better.

why zanzibars? ive been there and really disliked their coffee.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:59 am
by Hank Fist
I've tried Freidrichs, they ground it way too thin and it clogged up my machine. Zanzibars roasts it there in the store and you can see what is the freshest roast. I really like the Ethiopian beans, there's several different kinds. I don't have a grinder because that would add a few more minutes to my morning routine, and i know i would rarely clean it. Are you getting the right kind of grind or doing it yourself, Joseph? Maybe your problem lies with the water to grounds ratio? What is the problem, exactly?

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:38 pm
by joseph
i grind my own. i make coffee alot. its on of the first things i was taught as a child. but i am no barista. never been into the fufu milks and stuff and i actually dislike milk. gonna try harder.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:36 pm
by joseph
i learned alot. espresso is good. the beans were the key for me. definitely. next is to learn the frother.... maybe.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:38 pm
by Wheatstache
commas

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:40 pm
by joseph
Wheatstache wrote:commas
if you add 5 seconds after the periods. thats how. i. speak.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:55 pm
by Wheatstache
joseph wrote:
Wheatstache wrote:commas
if you add 5 seconds after the periods. thats how. i. speak.
ellipses?

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:56 pm
by moltar
Anyone have a quick description of how the different beans taste?

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:58 pm
by Joe
This thread is cool...

...

...but it sucks!

-Joe.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:08 pm
by joseph
moltar wrote:Anyone have a quick description of how the different beans taste?
theyre gonna be different by opinons, ratios and grinds. but bitter to dirtlike is how i would rate beans.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:32 pm
by moltar
I think the marketed term is robust. You don't have any preferences?

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:37 pm
by joseph
moltar wrote:I think the marketed term is robust. You don't have any preferences?
my favorite coffee is sumatra. i like dark roasts. i like indonesian, italian, guatamalen, kona... i think with me it depends more on freshness. i like dark roast but i dont care for burnt roast. folgers at work is acceptable.
for the espresso the nicaraguan was decent but i just got some indonesian for free from my moms gevalia stuff that is delicious.

edit- robust would be in the middle of bitter to dirtlike. but i would call it full bodied.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:38 pm
by moltar
Mmm, imported black water. I'd drink tea of any variety over folgers. Actually, I'd drink water or nothing over folgers.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:23 pm
by Joey Chaos
GrindCrusher wrote:While I enjoy the taste; I just can't stop pissing!

Does anyone else have this problemo?!?!?!!?!?!
When I drink coffee it's like detonating a liquid ass explosion. I've totalled many a jobsite toilet because of foldgers.......

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:30 pm
by TooManyHumyns
El Rhino wrote:I like coffee. I bought some yerba mate coffee recently that I like. It's good.

I guess that's all I have to share.
i second this...mate is the shit....they have it at ancient ways over in sherman hills for a really low price...i forget what the price was, i just remember it was cheap...

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:09 pm
by noel_nothing
Joey Chaos wrote:When I drink coffee it's like detonating a liquid ass explosion. I've totalled many a jobsite toilet because of foldgers.......
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! thats your best post ever!

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:18 pm
by El Rhino
TooManyHumyns wrote:
El Rhino wrote:I like coffee. I bought some yerba mate coffee recently that I like. It's good.

I guess that's all I have to share.
i second this...mate is the shit....they have it at ancient ways over in sherman hills for a really low price...i forget what the price was, i just remember it was cheap...


At the Gateway Market they have a pretty good mate Snapple-esque drink. It's like $3 and some change though, but good.

Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:28 pm
by TooManyHumyns
El Rhino wrote:
TooManyHumyns wrote:
El Rhino wrote:I like coffee. I bought some yerba mate coffee recently that I like. It's good.

I guess that's all I have to share.
i second this...mate is the shit....they have it at ancient ways over in sherman hills for a really low price...i forget what the price was, i just remember it was cheap...


At the Gateway Market they have a pretty good mate Snapple-esque drink. It's like $3 and some change though, but good.
the stuff you can buy in the bottle is purdy good....i've been just buying the herb and putting it in a teabag....mmmm ima go make some right now!!!its really good with a little bit of honey as well