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by ilikehorses » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:24 pm
i have a serious question for inflaymes:
what other bands have you been involved with?
also, isn't it a little creepy that this picture is some poor, naive girl's senior picture (taken by inflaymes, apparently)?

Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.
UGH I SUCK
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by xkristyx » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:52 pm
THAT'S a senior picture?? A lil ris-KAY to be sending to grandma and grandpa.
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by His Manjesty » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:22 pm
ilikehorses wrote:His Manjesty wrote:Furious D wrote:God damn, Dave is Onfiyre.
FYI, i believe he was talkin to this broad right here from the juice tattoo issue.

that's my friend, nicole. she's really nice.
I've actually been trying to figure out where I recognized her from.
and actually she looked more like this

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by ilikehorses » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:28 pm
i've known her since high school. she's an RN at methodist. she's also in the rollerderby thingy.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.
UGH I SUCK
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by ilikehorses » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:31 pm
xkristyx wrote:THAT'S a senior picture?? A lil ris-KAY to be sending to grandma and grandpa.
dear grandma and grandpa,
this is where i keep my vagina.
off to college!
-brittney
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.
UGH I SUCK
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by xkristyx » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:16 am
ilikehorses wrote:xkristyx wrote:THAT'S a senior picture?? A lil ris-KAY to be sending to grandma and grandpa.
dear grandma and grandpa,
this is where i keep my vagina.
off to college!
-brittney
hahahahahahahahaha.
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by Beaver » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:53 pm
His Manjesty wrote:Furious D wrote:God damn, Dave is Onfiyre.
FYI, i believe he was talkin to this broad right here from the juice tattoo issue.

She looks like a good fucker.
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by joseph » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:05 pm
Beaver wrote:His Manjesty wrote:Furious D wrote:God damn, Dave is Onfiyre.
FYI, i believe he was talkin to this broad right here from the juice tattoo issue.

She looks like a good fucker.
BPIT
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by inflaymes » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:24 pm
That one WASN'T used for her senior picture...it was a standard head shot. I shot over 300 pics that day , like i do for anyone that I shoot. And she was a cute, and fun girl to work with. Nothing more.
And yes that is Nicole and yes she is an awesome girl.
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by Varg » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:38 pm
inflaymes wrote:That one WASN'T used for her senior picture...it was a standard head shot. I shot over 300 pics that day , like i do for anyone that I shoot. And she was a cute, and fun girl to work with. Nothing more.
And yes that is Nicole and yes she is an awesome girl.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess you don't know what a head-shot is. Maybe it's just me, but I've never seen a head-shot that included a crotch shot.
---success in social interaction lies in making them afraid to see you disapprove

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by ilikehorses » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:50 pm
inflaymes wrote:That one WASN'T used for her senior picture...it was a standard head shot. I shot over 300 pics that day , like i do for anyone that I shoot. And she was a cute, and fun girl to work with. Nothing more.
And yes that is Nicole and yes she is an awesome girl.
it is under "senior photos" on your photography myspace page, i'm pretty sure.
also, what other bands have you been involved in? i'm just interested.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.
UGH I SUCK
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by inflaymes » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:55 pm
Varg wrote:inflaymes wrote:That one WASN'T used for her senior picture...it was a standard head shot. I shot over 300 pics that day , like i do for anyone that I shoot. And she was a cute, and fun girl to work with. Nothing more.
And yes that is Nicole and yes she is an awesome girl.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess you don't know what a head-shot is. Maybe it's just me, but I've never seen a head-shot that included a crotch shot.
I said THE PIC I USED (for her senior -yearbook photo) WAS A STANDARD HEAD SHOT...not the one posted...and yes those are under senior pics, and your point is? I think a girl can have any pics she wants done - fuck what grandma thinks!
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by inflaymes » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:02 pm
ilikehorses wrote:inflaymes wrote:That one WASN'T used for her senior picture...it was a standard head shot. I shot over 300 pics that day , like i do for anyone that I shoot. And she was a cute, and fun girl to work with. Nothing more.
And yes that is Nicole and yes she is an awesome girl.
it is under "senior photos" on your photography myspace page, i'm pretty sure.
also, what other bands have you been involved in? i'm just interested.
I have been in small bands throughout the early 90's, nothing really big...just with friends and playing some small town shows. Played with Steve Robinson for awhile and played on the Rob Foundation CD- back then it was called 8 Ton Tonic. Fiddled around with Paul and Andy pre slipknot days in an avant garde jazz metal thing called Sumofubugly. Sang in No Such Luck for a year or two- because back when I joined I couldn't find any bands to play guitar in in a style that I wanted to do.
Now I do nothing- but will go back to recording my own stuff and possibly find something new to do.
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by inx515xhell » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:06 pm
inflaymes wrote:...it was a standard head shot.
lol, wut?
you at least get your dick wet?
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by inflaymes » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:15 pm
inx515xhell wrote:inflaymes wrote:...it was a standard head shot.
lol, wut?
you at least get your dick wet?
um, no...a little to close to my daughter's age for that crap!
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by inx515xhell » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:35 pm
inflaymes wrote:inx515xhell wrote:inflaymes wrote:...it was a standard head shot.
lol, wut?
you at least get your dick wet?
um, no...a little to close to my daughter's age for that crap!
well you tell your little missy to call the VAGBREAKER when she's legal. i'll show her a good time.

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by Bullet Tooth » Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:53 pm
ilikehorses wrote:

WOULD
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by El Rhino » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:09 pm
Mmmm-hmmmm
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by Bullet Tooth » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:21 pm
Bullet Tooth wrote:ilikehorses wrote:

WOOD
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by Bullet Tooth » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:45 am
inflaymes wrote:Joe wrote:inflaymes wrote:
..and your point IS?????
Cool swatzi necklace.
-Joe.
It's a maltese cross...not a swastika, even though I am German.
im not sure why i didnt catch this before. that is not a maltese cross. its a swastika.
go here for many examples of a maltese cross:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&i ... ross&gbv=2
its just like you to be stupid enough to wear something and not know what the fuck it is.
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by Tom » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:53 am
point:tooth
nsl? lottmfl!
obviously
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by Bullet Tooth » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:55 am
inflaymes wrote:[quote
I see you represent the 8 points of the Maltese Cross well:
The eight points symbolise the chivalric virtues
Loyalty
Piety
Frankness
Bravery
Glory and honour
Contempt of death
Helpfulness towards the poor and the sick
Respect for the church
maltese cross has a different meaning for me as I was a
firefighter in the Air Force..but yes, aside from being a Shithead on here ( I am what I'm given ) I am a pretty decent standup guy.[/quote]
im going to go ahead and call bullshit on this until further proof. if you were a firefighter, you'd know that a wasnt maltese cross. then again, you are pretty fucking dumb.
if you were in the air force, im not sure how you made it. they have a dont ask dont tell policy. believe me, buddy, everyone can tell.
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by inflaymes » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:29 pm
oh, I have plenty of proof... but really, what would be the point in making you believe anything other than you couldn't of handled 5 minutes of the training!
Anyone that knows me knows what I have seen and done while in the Air Force, and where I have lived, which has become a long running joke with my friends.
So call me out for something you obviously don't have a fucking clue on! You are a fat fuck that only WISHED he had done something half as impressive.
Whatcha gonna do now big boy? Put up some more smiley face tags???
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by inflaymes » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:42 pm
You guys REALLY grasp at straws to TRY to upset someone. You haven't upset me or even come close. You post pics, talk shit about things that have no bearing on anything but to try and make your shit life seem bearable. Frankly, I feel sorry for half the people on here. I can tell who the smart ones are and who are merely here for 5th grade bullying. It's old, was never funny and you think with all these awesome bands you guys supposedly have you would spend more time practicing than slinging shit on a board no one gives a crap about but 10-12 people!
I came on here originally to back up shit that was said about me and friends of mine, all of whom you DON'T KNOW at all. (you can't blame a guy for trying) Things that an average person with any humanity in them would not make lite of. I guess I was wrong and can see how many immature douche bags there are in this town. I know there is no getting through your thick skull about anything...so I won't even try. Show me an ounce of intelligence anywhere on here besides the everyday posts of news and such, which I happen to like reading, and i will give you a miniscule drop of respect back, not that you deserve anything but the sweat off my balls.
And please don't mistake this for whining...it's mere pity for you!
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by Beaver » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:49 pm

OOOOOOOO No he di'n't.......

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by inflaymes » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:03 pm
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by Wheatstache » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:04 pm
And yet you keep coming back.
Seriously
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by joseph » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:10 pm
inflaymes wrote:You guys REALLY grasp at straws to TRY to upset someone. You haven't upset me or even come close. You post pics, talk shit about things that have no bearing on anything but to try and make your shit life seem bearable. Frankly, I feel sorry for half the people on here. I can tell who the smart ones are and who are merely here for 5th grade bullying. It's old, was never funny and you think with all these awesome bands you guys supposedly have you would spend more time practicing than slinging shit on a board no one gives a crap about but 10-12 people!
I came on here originally to back up shit that was said about me and friends of mine, all of whom you DON'T KNOW at all. (you can't blame a guy for trying) Things that an average person with any humanity in them would not make lite of. I guess I was wrong and can see how many immature douche bags there are in this town. I know there is no getting through your thick skull about anything...so I won't even try. Show me an ounce of intelligence anywhere on here besides the everyday posts of news and such, which I happen to like reading, and i will give you a miniscule drop of respect back, not that you deserve anything but the sweat off my balls.
And please don't mistake this for whining...it's mere pity for you!
Herb.
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by inflaymes » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:13 pm
Wheatstache wrote:And yet you keep coming back.
well, fuck...this is MY thread is it not?
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by inflaymes » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:14 pm
HERB? no, but I sure could use some right now!