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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Varg » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:14 pm

Pictures and stories coming tonight hopefully. Just got them all uploaded and resized. Took for-fucking-ever.
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Bullet Tooth » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:20 pm

they look like the kind of chicks comparable with travel wet wipes.
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by elliot » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:15 pm

Those are the kinds of girls who make my dick shrivel into a stack of dimes.

And have you ever posted a picture of your face on this board? Even though a good amount of us know what you look like? Come on, ya baby.

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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Shane » Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:34 pm

Yo, remember that time he was with Gwar doing the shocker? Cuz I do.
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by JoePreppy » Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:48 pm

Varg wrote:
(Can't show faces in pics w girls *my own or other peoples* for REALLY stupid and juvenile reasons)
Oh, cuz they're juveniles?

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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by inx515xhell » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:49 pm

i'd assume cuz they have wives or gfs who would frown upon such shenanigans.

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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Varg » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:43 pm

inx515xhell wrote:i'd assume cuz they have wives or gfs who would frown upon such shenanigans.
Yes this is correct. It's happened before apparently. Dumbest shit I've ever heard... alright, here we go...
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Varg » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:09 pm

Some time before that we were in Cleveland and had to get a trailer light fixed. There wasn't a big rush or anything and it was an off-day so why not stop IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOOD to get it replaced? (This should start to shine some light on the intelligence level of the people I'm with) We must've been the only white people for miles. Some kids from a high school down the street were doing a "free car-wash" (tip based) to raise money for a trip or something. These girls were yelling and it was loud as fuck and annoying. They came over to us (just like everyone else did, looking for money) and I told them I'd give them $2 if they'd play some Nicki Minaj. They were already blasting Gucci Mane out one of their vehicles and they were black so I was pretty confident they had it. They did- and they played it, and we left shortly after. Pic:
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The place we stayed in Cleveland was RIGHT down the street from the house where they filmed A Christmas Story. They had a museum and gift shop full of shit and you could do a tour of the house. It was like $8 for the tour so we passed, but the museum n shit was free which was pretty cool:

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More to come...
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Darrin » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:04 pm

Big time LOL if you consider the area that picture was taken in to be "IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOOD". Black people sure are scary!

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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by motorbreath » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:52 pm

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Closed on Christmas?
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Varg » Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:39 pm

Darrin wrote:Big time LOL if you consider the area that picture was taken in to be "IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOOD". Black people sure are scary!

It was Cleveland, not Compton, you dumb-fuck. Any group of people you can't see at night are scary. Just like vampires shape-shifters.
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Post by El Rhino » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:51 pm

I thought pretty much all of Cleveland was "the hood".
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by inx515xhell » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:25 pm

pretty good so far. tell me there's more!

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Post by Big Fat Retard » Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:14 pm

Varg wrote:Pictures and stories coming tonight hopefully. Just got them all uploaded and resized. Took for-fucking-ever.

Here's a taste though: These are the chicks from Sacramento I was talking about...

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(Can't show faces in pics w girls *my own or other peoples* for REALLY stupid and juvenile reasons)
So you guys are in a rock n roll band, but you're afraid to show your face in a picture with hot band sluts? What the fuck kind of pussy bullshit is that? If your ol' lady don't like it, tell her it's too fuckin' bad.

And you dbags saying that you wouldn't fuck these chicks; you are either gay or straight up fucking liars. I fuck 'em both and I'd have a blast doing it.
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Varg » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:35 am

inx515xhell wrote:pretty good so far. tell me there's more!

There's definitely more- just hard to find 10 minutes to dedicate to a post on this board. Hopefully tomorrow/tonight.
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by tylerjames515 » Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:55 pm

I looked at the titty picture, and didn't see a titty. Then I looked again and saw tits. Varg delivers.
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by moltar » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:36 pm

Varg, you are the fucking man!

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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Captain Caveman » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:06 am

those chicks are trashy, your shows sound boring as fuck

i rolled a joint on a burzum record and then listened to canned heat after

and am still more metal than you

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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by inx515xhell » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:36 am

canned heat's pretty dope.

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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Varg » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:48 pm

Alright so some of the stuff I was going to cover, I'm not now, because I know it will get back to me. I will however still talk tons of shit on Whitechapel and their faggot tour manager, aka "Beard-O".




Here's a random picture from Pittsburgh. The venue was an old church:

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That show sucked ass.

This is from some stupid radio interview we went to after the show in... Madison I believe. It was a waste of time and Nobody wanted to go and it was like 1 a.m. The best part was when the host mentioned something about a new album that just came out or was coming out- dude had NO idea what was going on. Then played some track off Karma Bloody Karma. Fuck that dude and that show.
JFAC sat through the b.s. too:

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I did score two free cases of Rockstar at that venue though:
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The guy(s) promoting that show are fucking idiots too. They hyped it up, did NO promotion for it, and then were disappointed when nobody showed up. The venue was cool as fuck, but on the Marquee they just had something for that Mastodon tour (which was another week or two away- so why couldn't they have JFAC up there?) and there were no flyers in the windows. I asked where the flyers for the show were and they said something about how awesome the flyers were and everybody kept stealing them which is why you couldn't see them.....right right, but the flyers were on the INSIDE of the glass where no one could get to them. These were really smart guys we were dealing with...


More in the next post...
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Varg » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:55 pm

Oh and here's a video from NEHMC you can talk shit on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzMDrR3Ccv4


I don't know why I was doing soundcheck. The audio is something like this:

Sound-guy "can you scream into the mic a little?"
"uhhhhhh........RAWRR"
"Ohhhh yeah That's what we're looking for...."
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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by inx515xhell » Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:43 am

where was the elgin show? i used to live there.

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Re: Varg Tour Blog

Post by Shamone Jackson » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:12 am

vargs - i reported u to that band 4 posting that shit :mrgreen:

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