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Wheatstache wrote:

Hank Fist wrote:Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.

Shows what you know about dragons. Stick to rugs.

Hank Fist wrote:Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?

joseph wrote:

Hank Fist wrote:Well, I've read "The Hobbit". What else is there to know?

that the hobbit is an awful book written from the perspective of midgets that get high all the time.

Beaver wrote:While I agree that Dragons are fierce as shit, you don't need to feed a flying carpet and it wont bite your face off when periodically beat it with your riding whip-----

However, if my Dragon was Sean Connery we would have a bond and simply explain that me beating him hurts me me more than him. Then on our ride through the mountains I would make him recite all his lines form Hunt for Red October and The Rock.
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Point is - Id prolly choose a carpet.

@nonymous wrote:dragons are for men who have problems with their sexuality.

Joe wrote:Dragons are fucking gay.

-Joe.

Furious D wrote:You know what bugs me? Ever met anyone who calls it "paper rock scissors"? Thats not the right fucking order! I doesn't flow off the tongue.

tylerjames515 wrote:If you choose a magic carpet do you always get a pet monkey?
What about safety options? do they come with seatbelts nowadays?

Now, dragons.
When did they become people friendly?

inx515xhell wrote:srsly i want everyones input on that.
which would you rather ride over the mountains? a dragon or a magic carpet.

inx515xhell wrote:I wonder if people's opinions have changed since game of thrones.