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Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:11 am
by joseph
Bullet Tooth wrote:the bassist from calous once told me over a stupid online fight that he would rape my daughter. still salty about that one.
yeah, that wasnt funny
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:47 am
by Beaver
Never heard of Hallowed Hysteria until this thread. I couldnt get passed 15 seconds of their song. Dog shit.
Calous is the ultimate face palm. Ive had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing them 2 or 3 times. The first time was at Mary's years ago, and openly lol'ed at the dirt ball front man. I kept thinking "This is a joke bad, right? He can't be serious with those stone washed, haggard jean shorts?" They are the apitomy of east side shit metal, and a cautionary tale of what NOT to do.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:20 pm
by jjjsXe
tylerjames515 wrote:Haha, wow. That's fucked up Zach. One of the Hallowed Hysteria guys messaged us talking shit and saying we'd never be able to play John's memorial show again because of it, that we only 'moshed to start fights' and a bunch of shit.
How many John's memorial shows are they planning on having?
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:23 pm
by Bullet Tooth
jjjsXe wrote:tylerjames515 wrote:Haha, wow. That's fucked up Zach. One of the Hallowed Hysteria guys messaged us talking shit and saying we'd never be able to play John's memorial show again because of it, that we only 'moshed to start fights' and a bunch of shit.
How many John's memorial shows are they planning on having?
the first one was the only one that mattered.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:08 pm
by tylerjames515
I'm not sure, I think they had 2 so far.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:31 pm
by kylervk
Beaver wrote:Never heard of Hallowed Hysteria until this thread. I couldnt get passed 15 seconds of their song. Dog shit.
Calous is the ultimate face palm. Ive had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing them 2 or 3 times. The first time was at Mary's years ago, and openly lol'ed at the dirt ball front man. I kept thinking "This is a joke bad, right? He can't be serious with those stone washed, haggard jean shorts?" They are the apitomy of east side shit metal, and a cautionary tale of what NOT to do.
epitome, dawg
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 12:55 pm
by Varg
tylerjames515 wrote:
No, fuck Calous forever. Those dudes are shitty and were loading in their equipment WHILE my old band was playing (walking in front of me while I'm doing vocals mid song and leaving their equipment right there) and I found it a bit disrespectful...
Hallowed Hysteria hates us too because kids were moshing and almost hit someone.
LOL, that's cause they're rockstars brah. Biggest band in Des Moines. They're going places. They don't need to be nice to anyone beneath them.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:27 pm
by Furious D
jjjsXe wrote:tylerjames515 wrote:Haha, wow. That's fucked up Zach. One of the Hallowed Hysteria guys messaged us talking shit and saying we'd never be able to play John's memorial show again because of it, that we only 'moshed to start fights' and a bunch of shit.
How many John's memorial shows are they planning on having?
Well, last time it happened at the Mews, the lady who organized it got wasted and tried to start a fight with the door girl, claiming that she didn't give her any money. This was about 10 minutes after she gave her the money. SOOO what I'm saying is, I sure hope this isn't happening at the Mews ever again.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 4:09 pm
by elliot
Furious D wrote:Well, last time it happened at the Mews, the lady who organized it got wasted and tried to start a fight with the door girl, claiming that she didn't give her any money. This was about 10 minutes after she gave her the money. SOOO what I'm saying is, I sure hope this isn't happening at the Mews ever again.
Hey man, fuck you! John DIED! RIP! Gimme my money!
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:15 pm
by Beaver
And we have this years cream of the crop:
http://dmcontests.upickem.net/engine/We ... stid=30518
As always, please post your favs and why???? Pics are sweet too.
Mine so far is Fat Head Stewie because of thier promo pic.....wait I think Hallowed Hysteria just beat them.
Seen the term "melting faces" as description or verb in atleast 5 bios so far.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:30 pm
by Beaver
Best name and production goes to: METAL BONE!!!!!!
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:33 pm
by elliot
Thank you so much for alerting us to this again. Nothing outrages/delights me more than the Lazerfest Battle of the Bands.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:43 pm
by motorbreath
Dark Horse, shitty christian "metal" that's like 3 high school kids and then a 40 year old dude.
"DownglorY is a 4-Piece Rap Metal group out of Des Moines, Iowa" All that needs to be said on that.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:59 am
by Shane
I went to high school with Hallowed Hysteria, they plateaued like 3 years ago. The guitar player once told me that he refused to use a tube amp because he required the "instant gratification" of solid state amps.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:03 am
by Nick
Holy shit....Rising Fever is the clear winner of most horrible local band. It's fucking rap/rock crossed with screamo. Jesus. They should kill themselves.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:10 am
by Nick
Winner for best band photo:
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:27 am
by El Rhino
"Thank you... We're Fat Head Stewie from Algona, Iowa"
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:43 am
by El Rhino
Calous is endorsed by: Jagermeister, Dirtbag Clothing, Kushkills Clothing, Coffin Cases, DR Strings, Xcel Drumsticks and has liscensing deals with MTV, Rockband, UFC, WEC, SPIKE TV, and Jingle Punks.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:47 am
by joseph
Shane wrote:I went to high school with Hallowed Hysteria, they plateaued like 3 years ago. The guitar player once told me that he refused to use a tube amp because he required the "instant gratification" of solid state amps.
i need to meet him, he might be my hero
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 10:13 am
by Varg
God, I fucking HATE MINDRITE. I couldn't listen to any of the songs because I know I'd lose it.
El Rhino wrote:Calous is endorsed by: Jagermeister, Dirtbag Clothing, Kushkills Clothing, Coffin Cases, DR Strings, Xcel Drumsticks and has liscensing deals with MTV, Rockband, UFC, WEC, SPIKE TV, and Jingle Punks.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHA. Most pathetic band ever. I'm glad the band is dying a slow, painful, never successful life instead of just calling it quits like they should have 50 years ago.
This looks legit as fuck:
hahahaha, did they take this at a mall???
Best name goes to Beef Wellington or "Super Chief", lol.
Made me laugh too:
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:59 pm
by elliot
Varg wrote:
Hahahah, looks like they should have had a discussion over what mood they were going for in this picture.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:28 pm
by Bullet Tooth
"knuckledown" was mentioned in Section Hate's bio. we made it, guys!!
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 3:14 pm
by tylerjames515
wait, what... Lost Hope is mentioned too.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 7:35 pm
by Beaver
elliot wrote:Thank you so much for alerting us to this again. Nothing outrages/delights me more than the Lazerfest Battle of the Bands.
You're welcome.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:35 pm
by Bullet Tooth
i watched spencer from mindrite get bitchslapped by a bouncer outside of heroes. thats all i got.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 7:32 pm
by Shane
tylerjames515 wrote:wait, what... Lost Hope is mentioned too.
Worst name drop ever. We played what, 5 shows?
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 4:48 pm
by joseph
beeever has to go now
http://desmoines.metromix.com/music/blo ... 50/content
The last band added to this year's Lazerfest was Facecage, as selected by fans in Lazer's Battle of the Bands. It will be the fourth Lazerfest for Facecage, following shows in 2003, 2007 and 2008.
The band recently went through a hiatus, but is back and is working on its long-awaited fourth album. They'll take the stage at Lazerfest at 12:25, shortly after the gates open. If you want to see their set, alot a bit of extra time; traffice into Lazerfest will likely be killer.
I chatted with Matt Nyberg yesterday, just a few days after the metal singer became a father to twins
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 4:59 pm
by El Rhino
Dead Horse Trama has been nailing flyers up on telephone poles on Park Ave. urging folks to vote for them.
www.votedht.com
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:06 pm
by joseph
i still havent heard facecage. ive heard dead horse trauma. either way beaver will be there as long as theres some band that had a top 40 hit in 1993.
Re: Lazer lol fest: battle of the bands
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:36 pm
by Beaver
Ha. I'm not paying 50$ to see Queenryche.
Facecage is cum guzzling anthems.