515 Crew

last night i was told
"joe is the new davo"




i feel enlightened.

LET THIS ALL BE SETTLED IN THE THUNDER DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVE!
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVE!
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVE!

LAND ACTION.

I actually didnt mind that 7" but not sure if i would listen to it that often!!

joseph wrote:last night i was told
"joe is the new davo"




i feel enlightened.

NO he is too wet behind the ears. Plus if you hadn't noticed I don't attack people personally, yes maybe their opinions but not their character. Joe is a fucking internet troll. He's been trolling me and others for sometime and it's funny that now he started doing it to Servo and you suddenly notice it. I'm not a troll who just attack people and fucks with them. I tend to call people out only when I disagree with them.

you gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boy's hole.

the parable of jovo
a parable


once upon a time a mad internet scientist from the 515, bored with the current state of internet shit talking, decided to create the ultimate shit talking bot. for the core of his bot he used the personalities of joe and davo. thus was born jovo. jovo was great at what he was designed for. now not only could joes overly-harsh criticisms be leveled against the masses, but for the first time ever they were coupled with a sense of entitlement of age and disillusion of the modern scene. jovo truly was a devastator.
but soon a problem developed. by using joe and davo as the archetypes for the bot, the scientist had unknowingly created a being full of logical inconsistencies. not only did jovo love black metal and rockabilly, he also hated them both.
when jovo quickly alienated all the rest of the denizens of the message board he quickly turned his venomous type in unto himself. endless lines of self-hatred spewed onto the board, its poison stench e-killing anything in its e-path, until one day 515crew.com/msgbrd was full of nothing but threads of jovo talking shit on itself. eventually the self-acrimony became too much for even jovos cold circuitry and it self-destructed. slowly the inhabitants of the message board came back, like a new forest starting to spring from the scorched-out ashes of a forest fire.

the moral of the story is hate yourself so other people can free up their time and post more interesting things

crow wrote:you gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boy's hole.

Shame on you for making me lol at work.

yeah, now that i think about it, servo DOES suck

servo wrote:kyler! do not be fooled...
today i got 3 7"s in the mail that i didnt want/ask for. freebies. so i decided to give one to brandon as a way of saying sorry for calling him out. i went to his house and presented thom with a 7". when brandon came home i gave him a 7". i gave jill one too. we listen to thoms, its pretty good, not bad. then we put on brandons. it was this band land action who id never heard of. and it was totally sweet. like way sweeter than a free unheard of 7" has ever been. and totally not wiggins cup of tea.
so i stole it.
i told brandon id give him a 7" he'd like more to replace it.
i'm probably going to take a very long time to do so...

its what i do, i fuck my friends over. its what im known for. by every friend ive ever had.
you just haven't been around me enough. but you'll learn some day--the hard way, you stupid fucking bastard.


jills 7" was pretty shitty and im sure she didnt even bother taking it home with her.

it's sitting on the trash pile between the chair and couch. woops!

DaVo wrote:

joseph wrote:last night i was told
"joe is the new davo"




i feel enlightened.

NO he is too wet behind the ears. Plus if you hadn't noticed I don't attack people personally, yes maybe their opinions but not their character. Joe is a fucking internet troll. He's been trolling me and others for sometime and it's funny that now he started doing it to Servo and you suddenly notice it. I'm not a troll who just attack people and fucks with them. I tend to call people out only when I disagree with them.

only you would jump to that.

it was meant that youre both the authority on whatever topic you post about. as for joes personal attacks- i hadnt noticed.

kylervk wrote:yeah, now that i think about it, servo DOES suck

Hey guys, I'm actually not going to Korea.

oh fuck, we never had a servos not going to korea! party, did we?

we'll just have to do something about that.

i announce that the servos not going to korea! party will take place at kylers parents. there will be bands and swimming. lets do it on the day that kyler was planning on having people out there anyways (i forget the reason) so we dont overuse kylers parents hospitality

i would like to extend the olive branch, my coming home show in my very own backyard will now be the "yay! servo didnt go to korea 5 months ago, fest!"

but you forgot to mention camping and grillin' shit

...my version of this show/party is far more american

I'm not going if Servo's name is involved in anyway.
No joke.

-Joe.

Lighten up francis.

crow wrote:you gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boy's hole.

you don't pay no tolls, we don't get no rolls.


and Joe, after all of the internet's existence, since when has anything on it been so serious to you?

jill-out already!

what's the deal with all this fucking animosity between joe and servo? it's not even funny. either chill out or get funny.

your post didnt make me laugh either...

When have I ever put up with shit I think is stupid? "Servo didn't go to korea fest" or whatever the fuck sounds extremely corny, so, no thanks.

As for other inquiring minds, I just don't put up with rat bastards well anymore.

-Joe.

joes right. that name is corny.

lets change the name of the get together at kylers to "servo is a rat bastard but he's managed to bastardly pull the wool over most of our eyes fest featuring kyler"

Still corny.
Still don't like you.

-Joe.

you and everyone else, buddy

servo wrote:kyler! do not be fooled...
today i got 3 7"s in the mail that i didnt want/ask for. freebies. so i decided to give one to brandon as a way of saying sorry for calling him out. i went to his house and presented thom with a 7". when brandon came home i gave him a 7". i gave jill one too. we listen to thoms, its pretty good, not bad. then we put on brandons. it was this band land action who id never heard of. and it was totally sweet. like way sweeter than a free unheard of 7" has ever been. and totally not wiggins cup of tea.
so i stole it.
i told brandon id give him a 7" he'd like more to replace it.
i'm probably going to take a very long time to do so...

its what i do, i fuck my friends over. its what im known for. by every friend ive ever had.
you just haven't been around me enough. but you'll learn some day--the hard way, you stupid fucking bastard.


jills 7" was pretty shitty and im sure she didnt even bother taking it home with her.

lol what is this? you gave away a few 7"s and now you are gloating about what a stand up dude you are? preeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cool, brah.
still waiting to hear what you're interpretation of "the real world" is.

the whole point of that story, which i assume alluded you because your attention was probably too focused on the intricate melodies present in what ever doobie brothers song was drifting from your stereo at the time, was that i gave a present to a friend and immediately took it back because i suck.

the "real world" as i interpret it is like about adults doing adult things like taking taxi cabs and drinking appletinis

lol ok. sure it was.
i'm listening to zipper.
up until 6 months ago you talked shit about black sabbath.
shut up.

i do not like black sabbath, it is true
when it comes to the forerunners of heavy metal music i much prefer millencolin

though black sabbath isnt really that bad for an 80s band

servo wrote:though black sabbath isnt really that bad for an 80s band

Black Sabbath started in 1969 which in a way makes them 60s or 70s band. So in a way you are insulting all the shitty 80s bands by grouping them in with them. Now though I can't stand them, they get a pass due to the fact that they influenced many great band. Though their influence on Greg Ginn maybe responsible for all those shitty records after the first four years. Still they are forgiven unlike the fucking Beatles which were nothing more then a cover band that influenced more cover bands then any other band in history or the Stones that were basically a blues cover band which influenced white middle class men into thinking they could play the blues. Oh and then there was the stones disco record.

OH, REALLY, BLACK SABBATH ISN'T FROM THE 80s? YOU DON'T SAY?
WELL CALL ME "MR HANDS" AND FUCK ME WITH A HORSE, I HAD NO CLUE.

-JOE.