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Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:31 pm
by Big Fat Retard
Prince of the Punks
The Kinks.

A well known groover, rock 'n' roll user,
Wanted to be a star.
But he failed the blues, and he's back to loser,
Playing folk in a country bar.

Reggae music didn't seem to satisfy his needs.
He couldn't handle modern jazz,
'Cause they play it in difficult keys.
But now he's found a music he can call his own,
Some people call it junk, but he don't care,
He's found a home.

He's the prince of the punks and he's finally made it,
Thinks he looks cool but his act is dated.
He acts working class but it's all baloney,
He's really middle class and he's just a phony.
He acts tough but it's just a front,
He's the prince of the punks.

He's the prince of the punks and he's finally made it,
Thinks he looks cool but his act is dated.

He tried to be gay, but it didn't pay,
So he bought a motorbike instead.
He failed at funk, so he became a punk,
'Cause he thought he'd make a little more bread.

He's been through all of the changes,
From rock opera to Mantovani.
Now he wears a swastika band
And leather boots up past his knees.

He's much too old for twenty-eight,
But he thinks he's seventeen,
He thinks he's a stud,
But I think he looks more like a queen.

He's the prince of the punks and he's finally made it,
Thinks he looks cool but his act is dated.
He talks like a Cockney but it's all bologna,
He's really middle class and he's just a phony.
He acts tough but it's just a front.

He's the prince of the punks and he's finally made it,
Thinks he looks cool but his act is dated.
He acts working class but it's all bologna,
He's really middle class and he's just a phony.
He acts tough but it's just a front,

He's the prince of the punks and he's finally made it,
Thinks he looks cool but his act is dated.
He acts working class but it's all bologna,
He's really middle class and he's just a phony.
He acts tough but it's just a front,
He's the prince of the punks.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:07 pm
by inx515xhell
crucial bump, mr. reeferseed.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:39 pm
by DaVo
Rick Agnew's YUR 2 LATE

You once tore me down when i was one the few.
Always on my back because i had a differnet view,
set to kill you'd cross my path with damaging intentions,
but now you try to look like me and follow my directions.

You used to smile and now you dont.
You wanna be but now I wont accept you,
I reject you
You once tore me down saying I was trash,
but now it doesnt matter I just want your cash
I win in the end.

I was once the butt of all your jokes, a worthless scum,
you never stoppped to really see where i was coming from.
Set to kill, against me, i was tossed.
And now you're my reflection, but the attitude is lost.

You used to smile but now you dont.
You wanna be but now I wont accept you,
I reject you
Dont you know i just want to use you act
for my show, take you home
and seduce you
and reduce You
Under the size
Telling you lies
Coz now I've got the power, and you're a cheap disguise.

Your too late, too late, you dont belong.
Your too late, too late, you dont belong.
Your too late, too late, you dont belong.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:15 pm
by El Rhino
Dig if you will the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you my darling
Can you picture this?

Dream if you can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and you

How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Touch if you will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase you
Even doves have pride

How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding (maybe maybe)
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold (too bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (why)
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Ooh ooh ooh - baby

How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (a world so cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold (you know, you know he's too bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (why)
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:32 pm
by Smoking Guns
that song is fucking GOOD

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:14 pm
by El Rhino
Yeah, it's pretty fuckin' sweet.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:30 pm
by inx515xhell
ignorant.
apathetic.
fucking assholes don't get it.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:39 pm
by DaVo
El Rhino wrote:Dig if you will the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you my darling
Can you picture this?

Dream if you can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and you

How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Touch if you will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase you
Even doves have pride

How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding (maybe maybe)
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold (too bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (why)
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Ooh ooh ooh - baby

How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (a world so cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold (you know, you know he's too bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (why)
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

LOL

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:58 pm
by DaVo
inx515xhell wrote:ignorant.
apathetic.
fucking assholes don't get it.
Enlighten us, what the fuck are we suppost to be getting. Something expressed in a Kink's song that was writen before most of yoy were born? Which is more about someone leeching on to something new movement after trying everything else. If you take into acount when it was written it has more to do with being a posuer than anything else. In fact, isn't a b-side that was released around 77, when the Kinks themselves had become outdate and tired? Come on they were doing fuck Rock-operas at the time. Yawn, yawn, yawn.

By the way the song is not older then me.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:46 am
by JillJillJill
shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:10 am
by tylerjames515
I still love the misfits..

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:43 am
by El Rhino
inx515xhell wrote:ignorant.
apathetic.
fucking assholes don't get it.

Huh?




PS: The Kinks rule.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:15 pm
by inx515xhell
dropdead song.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:19 pm
by inx515xhell
DaVo wrote:
inx515xhell wrote:ignorant.
apathetic.
fucking assholes don't get it.
Enlighten us, what the fuck are we suppost to be getting. Something expressed in a Kink's song that was writen before most of yoy were born? Which is more about someone leeching on to something new movement after trying everything else. If you take into acount when it was written it has more to do with being a posuer than anything else. In fact, isn't a b-side that was released around 77, when the Kinks themselves had become outdate and tired? Come on they were doing fuck Rock-operas at the time. Yawn, yawn, yawn.

By the way the song is not older then me.
DUDE. shut the fuck up you STUPID OLD FUCKER!
i don't even know what the fuck you are talking about. i didn't say anything about your stupid fucking kinks lyrics. those are lyrics to a dropdead song about vivisection. look it up you FUCKING HORSE'S ASS!

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:29 pm
by Thom
DaVo wrote:I'm old. I think I'm better than everyone.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:34 pm
by DaVo
inx515xhell wrote:
DaVo wrote:
inx515xhell wrote:ignorant.
apathetic.
fucking assholes don't get it.
Enlighten us, what the fuck are we suppost to be getting. Something expressed in a Kink's song that was writen before most of yoy were born? Which is more about someone leeching on to something new movement after trying everything else. If you take into acount when it was written it has more to do with being a posuer than anything else. In fact, isn't a b-side that was released around 77, when the Kinks themselves had become outdate and tired? Come on they were doing fuck Rock-operas at the time. Yawn, yawn, yawn.

By the way the song is not older then me.
DUDE. shut the fuck up you STUPID OLD FUCKER!
i don't even know what the fuck you are talking about. i didn't say anything about your stupid fucking kinks lyrics. those are lyrics to a dropdead song about vivisection. look it up you FUCKING HORSE'S ASS!
What the fuck does vivisection have to do with this topic? Or were you just taking the lyrics out of context to try to make a point? If that's the case what is the fucking point, little man? Maybe you should read the thread and figure out how out your post is out of sync with the thread. Maybe you should have put the source of the lyrics with your post. Cause otherwise it seems to be a blank statement addressed to everyone.

If the lyrics where in some how targeted toward me maybe you need to take long ass look in the mirror. The fact is you do not know me outside of this board. Which at best is one dimensional. If I have met you outside of the board you left such an impression that I'm drawing a complete blank. Which says very little about you.

The fact that you know who I am states that I'm anything but apathetic. Reality being that I have done a great deal more in the last 20 or so years or even in the last 5 or 10 years then you have in your whole lifetime. Worry less about me son and spend more time doing something constructive. that's a great deal more important then worrying about aging me.

Ignorant no. Opinionated yes. I find great joy in the fact that not everyone agrees with me. These opinions are the product of first hand knowledge and experience. These were not gained completely by the years I've been on this earth but from where I've been and what I've done. I only trust knowledge from first hand experience because knowledge without first hand experience is useless, and nothing more than here say. Oh and opinions unchallenged are even more useless.

It was you that has a problem with my age. Thus you started this thread. A big question is why? I would like to think that it is your little boy way of challenging the generation before you. However, I'm afraid that it bothers you that what you are into is not the lastest, hippest, coolest thing and me being here fucks with your self esteem. This could be also cause it reminds you that your life will take one of two paths.

1. That you will continue with your interest in the music scene and become something like me. Of course, not as cool as me but something along the same lines.

2. That you will one day sellout and become one of those used up clones that refers this point in your life as his punk/hardcore/stick up my ass "phase".

I'm guessing that you are heading #2. Bend with the wind like the spineless cunt you are and leave me out of it. Also what's with the interest in horses, son? Are you opressing some sexual impulses? You know I'm sure there is a support group for that. Maybe some medication or something. you could be chemically imbalanced or something.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:38 pm
by ilikehorses
DaVo wrote:
What the fuck does vivisection have to do with this topic? Or were you just taking the lyrics out of context to try to make a point? If that's the case what is the fucking point, little man? Maybe you should read the thread and figure out how out your post is out of sync with the thread. Maybe you should have put the source of the lyrics with your post. Cause otherwise it seems to be a blank statement addressed to everyone.

If the lyrics where in some how targeted toward me maybe you need to take long ass look in the mirror. The fact is you do not know me outside of this board. Which at best is one dimensional. If I have met you outside of the board you left such an impression that I'm drawing a complete blank. Which says very little about you.

The fact that you know who I am states that I'm anything but apathetic. Reality being that I have done a great deal more in the last 20 or so years or even in the last 5 or 10 years then you have in your whole lifetime. Worry less about me son and spend more time doing something constructive. that's a great deal more important then worrying about aging me.

Ignorant no. Opinionated yes. I find great joy in the fact that not everyone agrees with me. These opinions are the product of first hand knowledge and experience. These were not gained completely by the years I've been on this earth but from where I've been and what I've done. I only trust knowledge from first hand experience because knowledge without first hand experience is useless, and nothing more than here say. Oh and opinions unchallenged are even more useless.

It was you that has a problem with my age. Thus you started this thread. A big question is why? I would like to think that it is your little boy way of challenging the generation before you. However, I'm afraid that it bothers you that what you are into is not the lastest, hippest, coolest thing and me being here fucks with your self esteem. This could be also cause it reminds you that your life will take one of two paths.

1. That you will continue with your interest in the music scene and become something like me. Of course, not as cool as me but something along the same lines.

2. That you will one day sellout and become one of those used up clones that refers this point in your life as his punk/hardcore/stick up my ass "phase".

I'm guessing that you are heading #2. Bend with the wind like the spineless cunt you are and leave me out of it. Also what's with the interest in horses, son? Are you opressing some sexual impulses? You know I'm sure there is a support group for that. Maybe some medication or something. you could be chemically imbalanced or something.
i'm not reading any of that.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:42 pm
by El Rhino
I bet you really did, but that's besides the point.



Quoting a long post to simply say "I'm not reading this" = not cool. Don't care for the clutter much. At least just post "I'm not reading that", instead of quoting the whole thing.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:14 pm
by ilikehorses
El Rhino wrote:I bet you really did, but that's besides the point.



Quoting a long post to simply say "I'm not reading this" = not cool. Don't care for the clutter much. At least just post "I'm not reading that", instead of quoting the whole thing.
quoting it was absolutely necessary. because davo took the time to write two pages of stream of consciousness based on a paragraph tyler telling him to shut up.

i really didn't read it. i skimmed it enough to realize that it wasn't worth it.

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:32 pm
by inx515xhell
DaVo wrote: What the fuck does vivisection have to do with this topic? Or were you just taking the lyrics out of context to try to make a point? If that's the case what is the fucking point, little man? Maybe you should read the thread and figure out how out your post is out of sync with the thread. Maybe you should have put the source of the lyrics with your post. Cause otherwise it seems to be a blank statement addressed to everyone.
lol, i posted song lyrics in a thread that a bunch of other people posted song lyrics in. HOW CAN YOU NOT COMPREHEND THAT? as for little man, maybe compared to you, you fat old fucker.
DaVo wrote: If the lyrics where in some how targeted toward me maybe you need to take long ass look in the mirror. The fact is you do not know me outside of this board. Which at best is one dimensional. If I have met you outside of the board you left such an impression that I'm drawing a complete blank. Which says very little about you.
never said the lyrics were targeted at you. don't fucking flatter yourself, dipshit. i have met you, at nates, and you left such an impression on me that i decided then and there to do everything in my power not to end up a jaded old has been.
DaVo wrote: The fact that you know who I am states that I'm anything but apathetic. Reality being that I have done a great deal more in the last 20 or so years or even in the last 5 or 10 years then you have in your whole lifetime. Worry less about me son and spend more time doing something constructive. that's a great deal more important then worrying about aging me.
holy shit, never saw a post like that coming from you. blah blah blah. i live in fucking colorado and i am more involved in the scene than you. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
DaVo wrote: It was you that has a problem with my age. Thus you started this thread. A big question is why? I would like to think that it is your little boy way of challenging the generation before you. However, I'm afraid that it bothers you that what you are into is not the lastest, hippest, coolest thing and me being here fucks with your self esteem. This could be also cause it reminds you that your life will take one of two paths.

1. That you will continue with your interest in the music scene and become something like me. Of course, not as cool as me but something along the same lines.

2. That you will one day sellout and become one of those used up clones that refers this point in your life as his punk/hardcore/stick up my ass "phase".
i started this thread as a parody to the things older than john mccain website. once again, can't understand how you don't comprehend that. if you really get butthurt over shit like that how did you survive in the punk rock community for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years?
i can only assume you think i'm like 19 or something. i have an amazing job that will never interfere with my lifestyle.
DaVo wrote: I'm guessing that you are heading #2. Bend with the wind like the spineless cunt you are and leave me out of it. Also what's with the interest in horses, son? Are you opressing some sexual impulses? You know I'm sure there is a support group for that. Maybe some medication or something. you could be chemically imbalanced or something.
that would be not vegan. have you considered that fact that you are a fucking horse's ass?

Re: Things that are younger than Davo.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:06 pm
by Big Fat Retard
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't
A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane..
I even got a bitch off +Soul Train+
I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz..
Long ends
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum..
But she's the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me

Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!

[Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man?
(A bitch ain't one) Aww shit!
Now let me tell you how to do this shit

I got a bitch that loves to G
She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
I got a bitch who loves both
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
A bitch that lies
A bitch that's true
A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2"
I got a bitch that's cool
A bitch that's hot
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat
I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet

And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me...
No a bitch ain't one..
(Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!)


Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't one

Man you got yourself nothin man
Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga

A bitch ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a bitch ain't one
Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records
But a bitch ain't one

Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers

Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one
Got problems man

All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass.. f'real

Really, niggaz worryin about bitches
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about