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The birth of the metal authority:

Varg must have been born of a mother that was slathered in black and white face paint, pounding out some Morbid Angel solo on her Randy Rhoad's edition Flying V while she was hoisted up on some hospital bed pushing him out of her dentata filled vagina. His dad was probably in the hospital room playing the drums faster than Agoraphobic Nosebleed's drum machine and using a goat skull as a cowbell. All the while Varg's godfather, Rob Halford, was taking Polaroids of this awesomely metal and momentous occasion.

I listen to metal! Thanks, Varg!

Beaver wrote:

Wheatstache wrote:

joseph wrote:are those chicks with dicks?

Dudes with vaginas I believe.

Best of both worlds.

lol

Wheatstache wrote:

joseph wrote:and whats a swoop? it sounds derogatory.

I think it's referring to this:

Does that douche have a "madonna" lip piercing?

xkristyx wrote:Thanks for posting all those pics of Christian from Project Runway.

Damnit... I actually know exactly who you're referring to. Jillian too. And she's way cooler, and prettier.


Fierce.

Smoking Guns wrote:thom... it's not just major metal acts...

Varg hardly counts as a metal act.

Wheatstache wrote:Jillian too. And she's way cooler, and prettier.


Fierce.

GTFO

jillian is the snooziest person ever.

crow wrote:

Wheatstache wrote:Jillian too. And she's way cooler, and prettier.


Fierce.

GTFO

jillian is the snooziest person ever.

That's kinda what I liked about her. She wasn't an attention grabber. And, again, really attractive. Chris was pretty sweet too. But this is coming from someone who doesn't give a shit about fashion.

Wheatstache wrote:

crow wrote:

Wheatstache wrote:Jillian too. And she's way cooler, and prettier.


Fierce.

GTFO

jillian is the snooziest person ever.

That's kinda what I liked about her. She wasn't an attention grabber. And, again, really attractive. Chris was pretty sweet too. But this is coming from someone who doesn't give a shit about fashion.

i dont know whats going on

joseph wrote:

i dont know whats going on[/quote]
Project Runway. I like that the grindcore thread has turned into this.

Christian was too annoying and too into his stupid black designs, cool you made a giant collar great. And his HAIR, sick. And his PERSONALITY, sick.

Jillian had the cutest personal style, I don't really remember her clothes. Ha!

xkristyx wrote:Jillian had the cutest personal style

no way, jose.

I liked sweet P's clothes the most.
Christian was a weiner.

Wheatstache wrote: Project Runway. I like that the grindcore thread has turned into this.

you meant...

Wheatstache wrote: Project Runway. grindcore has turned into this.

Fixed.