515 Crew

[Wheatstache]

magic carpets are from religion not dragons. dragons ate christians before the crusades. most europeon crusaders were dragon hunters.

i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.

I don't think you've considered logistics at all.

[joseph]

i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.

no way youre gonna kill a dragon with an ar15. i would mock your attempt.

[joseph]

i wish i could just cruise around the mountains on my magic carpet without being attacked by dragon masters.

keep wishing.

[teedotjaydot]

magic carpets are from religion not dragons. dragons ate christians before the crusades. most europeon crusaders were dragon hunters.

i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.

Dragon Scales > AR-15

Dragons will keep you warm while flying over the mountains with their steam exhaust (nostrils), and warm loveable bodies....OF POWER.

[El Rhino]

i'm not debating which is cooler. im saying, if i was on a magic carpet with an AR-15 and you were on a dragon, you would be shot out of the sky and your dragon would no longer be living. that's all.

no way youre gonna kill a dragon with an ar15. i would mock your attempt.

Give me a dragon and a rusty pocket knife and I will gladly take on @nonymous, an AR-15 and a stupid magic carpet.

[Big Fat Retard]

I'd much rather ride Puff The Magic Dragon than some smelly carpet made at a sweat shop.

[jjjsXe]

i hated reading this thread... on that note, magic carpet

[inx515xhell]

i can't even understand why anyone would choose magic carpet.

3+tons of fire breathing, flying reptilian whoopass
or a fucking rug?

[@nonymous]

important note: tyler, the rug you posted clearly isn't magic. it seems very few of you understand the concept of a magic carpet.

[Smoking Guns]

yeah! THESE are magic carpets:









and finally...


best of both worlds??

[teedotjaydot]

obviously you don't grasp the concept of DRAGON SADDLES.

like the ones for horses, but better.

shit's made of the finest leather and padded with the softest down known to man or beast.

[teedotjaydot]

then what you're saying, and is obviously the point of this argument is as follows:

magic carpets = laymen

DRAGONS = MEN. MEN WHO CAN HANDLE A LITTLE TURBULENCE AND CAN DEFINITELY HANDLE THEIR MEAD.

[inx515xhell]

DRAGONS = MEN. MEN WHO CAN HANDLE A LITTLE TURBULENCE AND CAN DEFINITELY HANDLE THEIR MEAD.

[@nonymous]

dragons are for men who have problems with their sexuality.

[Bullet Tooth]

never thought i'd see adam call someone a fag.

welcome.

[xkristyx]

Gonna have to agree with Nick on this one. Magic carpet, for sure.

[El Rhino]

This one time in Iraq I bought a Muslim prayer rug off an old dude on the side of the street. I asked him if the rug flew. He Lol'd. End of story.



Dragons can munch the magic rug and even eat the pilot of the carpet.

Just thought I'd be the first to bring up "rug munching" and "carpet pilots", carry on.

[joseph]

The texture is less than half the problem. Each time that big pricksucker flaps it's wings, it's basically like one of those spaceshot rides that shoot you up in the air. You're bouncing all over the place, and you're definitely going to puke if you've got more than a couple drinks in you.

so youre telling me a dragon ride would be uncomfortable? theyre natural flyers like birds. theyre graceful and can turn circles around a carpet.

now if it was over a desert compared to the mountains i might reconsider the carpet....but id still go with the dragon.

[Wheatstache]

i can't even understand why anyone would choose magic carpet.

How did it get in there?

yeah! THESE are magic carpets:









and finally...


best of both worlds??

These are all disgusting.

[joseph]

i can't even understand why anyone would choose magic carpet.

How did it get in there?

from the top. obviously thats a volcano...

[El Rhino]

Being as is the magic carpet is a tradition from the Middle East, I doubt they would look like something from a D&D book and/or renaissance festival.

[joseph]

Being as is the magic carpet is a tradition from the Middle East, I doubt they would look like something from a D&D book and/or renaissance festival.

or from the back of the cube van by the shoes on university next to advance auto...

[ilikehorses]

after contemplating long and hard on this difficult subject, i'm going to throw my hat in the "dragon" ring. because dragons are way cooler than rugs.

[Wheatstache]

after contemplating long and hard on this difficult subject, i'm going to throw my hat in the "dragon" ring. because dragons are way cooler than rugs.

You have chosen wisely.

[Hank Fist]

there will be a party on my magic carpet this friday. We'll fly somewhere. there'll be a beer ball, and one of my fellow carpet riders will provide music. I would invite the dragon people, but they ruin all fun with their giant flapping wings, horrible dragon breath, and overall bad, loner, "why doesn't anyone like me and my dragon" attitude.

[joseph]

this friday the Dragon Army will be having a raid.

[Hank Fist]

Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.

[joseph]

Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.

this is why there are Dragon Riders and Dragon Masters. fire burns spit.

[Wheatstache]

Dragons hate each other. They are loners. They will only fight amongst themselves for each others loot. This will be watched from above as we spit on you.

Shows what you know about dragons. Stick to rugs.

[ilikehorses]

when it gets a little warmer out, we should have a Dragons vs Magic Carpets kickball game.

man, i love kickball.