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- GrindCrusher
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Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
While I enjoy the taste; I just can't stop pissing!
Does anyone else have this problemo?!?!?!!?!?!
Does anyone else have this problemo?!?!?!!?!?!
THRASH OR DIE!!!!!!!!
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
the worst thing is how it makes your piss smell terrible. switch to green tea.
El Oh El
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
I like coffee. I bought some yerba mate coffee recently that I like. It's good.
I guess that's all I have to share.
I guess that's all I have to share.
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
I have an espresso machine.
I buy beans from Zanzibars.
4x capa every morning works.
not too much peeing.
I buy beans from Zanzibars.
4x capa every morning works.
not too much peeing.
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
i just got one. ive tried it twice. im not very pleased so far. i made it per the directions and it ... i feel ashamed... i add water and sugar and then its decent.Hank Fist wrote:I have an espresso machine.
gimme some tips, please.
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
Could have something to do with where you get your beans...
Zanzibars... rose lemonade season.
Zanzibars... rose lemonade season.
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
i like espresso alot. why i got a machine. maybe i should try it more than twice before asking for help. when i switched beans it was a huge change for the better.
why zanzibars? ive been there and really disliked their coffee.
why zanzibars? ive been there and really disliked their coffee.
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
I've tried Freidrichs, they ground it way too thin and it clogged up my machine. Zanzibars roasts it there in the store and you can see what is the freshest roast. I really like the Ethiopian beans, there's several different kinds. I don't have a grinder because that would add a few more minutes to my morning routine, and i know i would rarely clean it. Are you getting the right kind of grind or doing it yourself, Joseph? Maybe your problem lies with the water to grounds ratio? What is the problem, exactly?
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
i grind my own. i make coffee alot. its on of the first things i was taught as a child. but i am no barista. never been into the fufu milks and stuff and i actually dislike milk. gonna try harder.
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
i learned alot. espresso is good. the beans were the key for me. definitely. next is to learn the frother.... maybe.
- Wheatstache
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Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
if you add 5 seconds after the periods. thats how. i. speak.Wheatstache wrote:commas
- Wheatstache
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Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
ellipses?joseph wrote:if you add 5 seconds after the periods. thats how. i. speak.Wheatstache wrote:commas
Seriously
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Anyone have a quick description of how the different beans taste?
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This thread is cool...
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...but it sucks!
-Joe.
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...but it sucks!
-Joe.
Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
theyre gonna be different by opinons, ratios and grinds. but bitter to dirtlike is how i would rate beans.moltar wrote:Anyone have a quick description of how the different beans taste?
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I think the marketed term is robust. You don't have any preferences?
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my favorite coffee is sumatra. i like dark roasts. i like indonesian, italian, guatamalen, kona... i think with me it depends more on freshness. i like dark roast but i dont care for burnt roast. folgers at work is acceptable.moltar wrote:I think the marketed term is robust. You don't have any preferences?
for the espresso the nicaraguan was decent but i just got some indonesian for free from my moms gevalia stuff that is delicious.
edit- robust would be in the middle of bitter to dirtlike. but i would call it full bodied.
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Mmm, imported black water. I'd drink tea of any variety over folgers. Actually, I'd drink water or nothing over folgers.
- Joey Chaos
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Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
When I drink coffee it's like detonating a liquid ass explosion. I've totalled many a jobsite toilet because of foldgers.......GrindCrusher wrote:While I enjoy the taste; I just can't stop pissing!
Does anyone else have this problemo?!?!?!!?!?!
- TooManyHumyns
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Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
i second this...mate is the shit....they have it at ancient ways over in sherman hills for a really low price...i forget what the price was, i just remember it was cheap...El Rhino wrote:I like coffee. I bought some yerba mate coffee recently that I like. It's good.
I guess that's all I have to share.
- noel_nothing
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! thats your best post ever!Joey Chaos wrote:When I drink coffee it's like detonating a liquid ass explosion. I've totalled many a jobsite toilet because of foldgers.......
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TooManyHumyns wrote:i second this...mate is the shit....they have it at ancient ways over in sherman hills for a really low price...i forget what the price was, i just remember it was cheap...El Rhino wrote:I like coffee. I bought some yerba mate coffee recently that I like. It's good.
I guess that's all I have to share.
At the Gateway Market they have a pretty good mate Snapple-esque drink. It's like $3 and some change though, but good.
- TooManyHumyns
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Re: Coffee is cool, but it sucks!
the stuff you can buy in the bottle is purdy good....i've been just buying the herb and putting it in a teabag....mmmm ima go make some right now!!!its really good with a little bit of honey as wellEl Rhino wrote:TooManyHumyns wrote:i second this...mate is the shit....they have it at ancient ways over in sherman hills for a really low price...i forget what the price was, i just remember it was cheap...El Rhino wrote:I like coffee. I bought some yerba mate coffee recently that I like. It's good.
I guess that's all I have to share.
At the Gateway Market they have a pretty good mate Snapple-esque drink. It's like $3 and some change though, but good.