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Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Big Fat Retard » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:31 pm

Pharmaceutical drug or black girl's name?

Cephalexin
Cymbalta
Levitra
Lexapro
Lyrica
Propecia
Salicylates
Seasonique
Seroquel

I heard one of those friend of a friend who works at the Methodist Hospital rumours that someone actually named their baby girl, Shithead, pronounced Shi-tayed. Any one know how to check birth records?
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Joey Chaos » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:53 pm

"Too many black children—and many adults"

I hear ya buddy........

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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by El Rhino » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:45 pm

I think this one has been posted here before, but I can't believe this is real:

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/st ... ID=h33-440

Urhines (pronounced "your highness") Kendall Icy Eight Special K. Don't know what exactly his last name is.


This kid has no chance.
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Wheatstache » Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:51 am

Anyone check those comments under the article? People think this is real?
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by moltar » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:07 am

Hahah yeah, that was blowing my mind too. That article takes some potshots at the end there.

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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Tom » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:27 am

Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.
aces!
obviously

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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Big Fat Retard » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:21 pm

Tom wrote:
Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.
aces!
I think Bill Cosby should have to approve black baby names from now on.
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Wheatstache » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:34 pm

Big Fat Retard wrote:
Tom wrote:
Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.
aces!
I think Bill Cosby should have to approve black baby names from now on.
Why not you?
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by HeyFergy » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:38 pm

I worked with a girl named Aquanetta once, I had to try so hard to not bust out laughing when I heard her name.

But yeah, this article is lame. White people name their kids things like "Sunshine" and "Moonbeam" and crap like that. Dirty hippies name their kids terrible things, black trash name their kids terrible things, it all equals out.

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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by El Rhino » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:18 pm

HeyFergy wrote: it all equals out.

Although I agree that white people often give their kids stupid names these days, I think saying it equals out is an overstatement. Come on, "Lemonjello"? Urhines Icy Eight Special K? You can't top that.
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by El Rhino » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:18 pm

HeyFergy wrote: it all equals out.

Although I agree that white people often give their kids stupid names these days, I think saying it equals out is an overstatement. Come on, "Lemonjello"? Urhines Icy Eight Special K?
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Tom » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:27 pm

El Rhino wrote:Don't know what exactly his last name is.
k?
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by El Rhino » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:30 pm

Actually I searched around and the last name is "Jenkins"

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K Jenkins.
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Tom » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:54 pm

i wonder...any relation to "cookiehead jenkins"?
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Re: Judge: "enough with the stupid names"

Post by Joey Chaos » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:49 pm

El Rhino wrote:Actually I searched around and the last name is "Jenkins"

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K Jenkins.
I would be SO pissed if I was that kid......

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