I warn you that this story is not for the faint of heart and there is much speculation on the status of Pud T. Galvin....
The word on the street is that Pud Galvin committed suicide.....something about the fact that he could not take how fucking pathetic Des Moines had become and that he knew a pain greater than many have ever felt......
But I have been having these strange, wonderful, and grotesque dreams lately....
Did I dare to say that they were premonitions that Pud Galvin has returned.....have the stars aligned, so unexpectedly for the other three members? Actually who knows if the other members will even want anything to do with him? Last I heard they hated his guts and wished he would die, and after his suicide rumor has it they found his body, took it around places humiliating it, and desecrating his corpse...like some fucked up rewrite of Weekend At Bernies.....no, better yet weekend at Bernies II, actually some say they got the idea after watching an episode of "The Chappelle Show" and thought it would be hilarious to imitate a scene, I believe they may have even put his corpse in women's shoes and "scuffed" them, morton salt may or have may not been involved..........and then they finally after a long bender, a black out special, they dumped him somewhere and said good riddance......they could not believe their frontman took the easy way out and ended his own life......they said "good riddance" and that was that.......
But how could he be back? Is this the same being?
My only fear is that if he was angry and powerful before, what the fuck is he now?
He looked vile and disgusting, like he had been rotting......
you could not even understand the sheer horror that chilled me to my soul when my sources recovered this photo.....
Legend spoke of a man who would rise from the grave to unite all corners of Des Moines, to give a voice to the weak, to slay the wicked, and to free the brainwashed masses.......it has been said that if you put your ear to the wind you can hear his primal banshee wails......
could this be he?
I have a fear greater then I ever thought possible for the implications of all this. I know that Edgar Allen Poe struck fear into the hearts of many, and his personal greatest fear was of EGGS! Well all I know is that I knew Pud Galvin all too well, and he was far scarier then an egg.
Pud T. Galvin
Most recent known photo
Feb. 2008
prior status: believed to be deceased?
