515 Crew

[El Rhino]

This place wasn't really my favorite place in the world or anything, but it was alright. I guess here pretty soon they're going to knock it down and make a parking garage out of it.

Here are the highlights of last night:

- Basking in skinhead brotherhood.

- Having Skin of Earth play in the bar wasn't as miserable as I thought it was going to be. I figured the cramped quarters and loud music would be unberable. It wasn't too bad. I should've brought a bullhorn or something so we could've done an inmpromptu Skin of El Rhino set.

- Boobs!

- Some African-American gentleman who kept trying to start fights with people. He got kicked out a few times and at bar close he was standing outside the bar carrying on about how he needed a ride to "get to work" and how he would "take all y'all's money". He didn't really say anything to us except "I don't give a fuck" a bunch of times. I was hoping that this one guy who was "dealing" with him was going to take him down, but it didn't happen.

- A girl who was going around trying to hump everyone tried to get up on the wrong girl's boyfriend. In a lightning move, this girl ended up grabbing her and slamming her to the ground hard...and it was a small girl who threw her. Pretty funny and very impressive. Fortunately it didn't put a stop to boobs though.

[teedotjaydot]

i was wondering what the deal was with that big black dude. I patted his shoulder to get him to move a bit as I was going past him and he's all "WHO THE FUCK IS PATTIN' MY SHOULDER!!?? I'LL FUCK YOU UP!"

.....oh yeah?

every single time i came within earshot of Kling last night he was yelling something about me "blocking his view" or that I "need to walk on my knees, noone should be allowed to be that large" or some shit like that. fuckin hilarious.

we didn't get as many people to leave when we played as we had hoped but, hey, we tried. that bar was always the best when there were <20 people.

lot of people out, lot of old faces. I honestly thought about punching Jethro in the throat seeing as how I'd wanted to forever and this may very well be my last chance.

the only thing that was disconcerting about the whole night was the groups of people you'd NEVER see in the bar on a regular basis hanging around talking about how regularly they hung out there and how much they'll miss it, blah, blah, blah. It may sound petty cuz it's a bar but whatever, I love that place. It was my Cheers. Lucky's was the bar I'd go to even when I wasn't drinking, just to hang out. I'll definitely miss it.

[Joey Chaos]

Haha, I heard it was Jenny body slamming Lindsey Nevins! I hope that's what I happened, cause Lindsey is about the dumbest slut ever.

[El Rhino]

every single time i came within earshot of Kling last night he was yelling something about me "blocking his view" or that I "need to walk on my knees, noone should be allowed to be that large" or some shit like that. fuckin hilarious.


lot of people out, lot of old faces. I honestly thought about punching Jethro in the throat seeing as how I'd wanted to forever and this may very well be my last chance.

the only thing that was disconcerting about the whole night was the groups of people you'd NEVER see in the bar on a regular basis hanging around talking about how regularly they hung out there and how much they'll miss it, blah, blah, blah. It may sound petty cuz it's a bar but whatever, I love that place. It was my Cheers. Lucky's was the bar I'd go to even when I wasn't drinking, just to hang out. I'll definitely miss it.

Kling has been known to say things like that when he's drunk.

Dude, you really should've punched Jethro. I can't stand that guy. He's so fucking annoying. One night there I really wanted to put him on the ground because he came to our table and kept doing the "I'M THE GODDAMNED DEVIL!!! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!!!" thing over and over again, after I told him to get the fuck away and called him a few choice words. After a while no one was even paying attention to him and he was still doing it. I kind of wondered what his status was there and how other people take to him at that bar, like if he's considered something of a fixture or mascot there, you know? I couldn't gauge how exactly putting hands on that guy would be taken at a bar like that where I'm not really in the in crowd. Anyways, it looked like that fat black guy was going to rob him last night after bar close.

It seemed like most of the people there were people who had maybe been there a few times but it wasn't their regular hang out. I'll admit that the fact it was the last night played a little bit into my decision to go out there, along with the fact there was someone there I needed to talk to.

Anyways, so where is TJ gonna hang out at now?

[El Rhino]

Haha, I heard it was Jenny body slamming Lindsey Nevins! I hope that's what I happened, cause Lindsey is about the dumbest slut ever.

That's it. She was going around trying to jump up and hump every dude in the bar (with her tits hanging out of her shirt, btw). I could see Jenny keeping an eye on her. Rob was standing next to Moped Randy, she jumped up on Randy and then turned and pretty much as soon as she laid a hand on Rob, Jenny was there (from about 10 feet away) just like that and grabbed her and threw her down pretty hard... There was a very loud thud when she hit.

It was pretty impressive. There was no "Oh no you didn't, bitch" from Jenny or anything like that. She just put her on the deck and went about her business.

[inx515xhell]

brought the lols!!!
would read again!

[Bullet Tooth]

lindsey has really nice tits.

thats all.

[El Rhino]

I dig the updating of your avatar/signature. Very nice

[inx515xhell]

really dig the sig.
forgot all about honky tonk man for a while.

[Joey Chaos]

lindsey has really nice tits.

thats all.

I agree, but that's the absolute only thing that ditzy whore has going for her.

[crow]

lindsey has really nice tits.

thats all.

I agree, but that's the absolute only thing that ditzy whore has going for her.

how does she keep getting jobs at places like the mews and royal mile? seems like those places would know better by now.

[El Rhino]

lindsey has really nice tits.

thats all.


There's your answer, stud.

[Joe]

We dropped her off at Lucky's that night.
I'm soooo sorry.

-Joe.

[teedotjaydot]

Anyways, so where is TJ gonna hang out at now?

do the usual, GT on the occasional sunday.

I work on 4th street so, yeah, Mews+Mile

[Bullet Tooth]

lindsey has really nice tits.

thats all.

i saw her working at the mile and she had hairy armpits. killed it.

also my dad was hitting on her. that was funny.

[joseph]

i think she is nice.

[Bullet Tooth]

yea shes pretty nice but shave them pits

[kylervk]

I recently asked her to be in an open relationship with me on Facebook, she declined

[kylervk]

...but I like a woman with armpit hair

[joseph]

i got nothing against hair, anywhere.

[Bullet Tooth]

no hair, anywhere. shave that head

[joseph]

i aint got no problem with that either

[joseph]

http://515crew.com/msgbrd/memberlist.ph ... ofile&u=33

[kylervk]

"Search user’s posts: No suitable matches were found"

just like when she declined my open relationship invite

...I'm heartbroken http://515crew.com/msgbrd/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5960

[joseph]

your linking posts are the best

[kylervk]

your linking posts are the best

http://515crew.com/msgbrd/viewtopic.php ... ther+pants

[joseph]

i wish i could drink that much still

[Hank Fist]

i wish i could drink that much still

[Hank Fist]

I recently asked her to be in an open relationship with me on Facebook, she declined

Hee

[Bullet Tooth]

I recently asked her to be in an open relationship with me on Facebook, she declined

Hee

should have went for "its complicated"