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515 Dream Couple

Bullet Tooth & Ilikehorses
2
10%
Bullet Tooth & Annie_Fannie
3
15%
Bullet Tooth & Storkus
1
5%
Joey Chaos & Handsbrushedbytiredeyes
4
20%
Crumpty Williams & Tama
2
10%
Storkus & Varg
2
10%
Varg & Herb
6
30%
 
Total votes: 20
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Post by drumgurrl » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:39 pm

Which two people from this forum would you like to see get it on the most? Or, from another perspective, which two people deserve each other?

Humor me... please.
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Post by Crumpty Williams » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:06 pm

hahaha! I made it on to a poll!

And Tama is a weiner because he only likes metal. Although I would agree with him that that one band that was looking for a drummer that he most recently bashed seemd pretty fucking lame!

But I still voted just so I could vote for myself for something
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Post by Bullet Tooth » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:10 pm

no offense to ed or anything (hes an awesome guy) but im not gonna poke him in the pooper anytime soon. if i was gonna be poking anyone on this board, it would definitely be annie.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :angels singing:

lalalalallaalalalalalalalla
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Post by drumgurrl » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:15 pm

Bullet Tooth wrote:no offense to ed or anything (hes an awesome guy) but im not gonna poke him in the pooper anytime soon. if i was gonna be poking anyone on this board, it would definitely be annie.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :angels singing:

lalalalallaalalalalalalalla
Well, you can vote for that option! Although I don't think she'll agree to it...
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Post by Bullet Tooth » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:20 pm

i cant. i have dial up and it wont let me vote. ill have dsl soon

who says i wanted permission from annie? i like it when they play "hard to get".

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Post by ilikehorses » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:53 am

i voted for zach and annie.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK
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Post by Joey Chaos » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:21 am

I think Zack and Annie would make a lovely couple. Whoever was thinking about me and handsbrushed. It's not gonna happen, theres hotlines for you, someone can help.
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Post by drumgurrl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:27 am

Joey Chaos wrote:I think Zack and Annie would make a lovely couple. Whoever was thinking about me and handsbrushed. It's not gonna happen, theres hotlines for you, someone can help.
I thought for sure you would have voted for Varg & Herb.

I, of course, voted for Ed & Zach.
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Post by ilikehorses » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:31 am

apparently a couple people would like to see joe and handsbrushed together.. it got two votes.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK
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Post by annie_fannie » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:55 am

hmmm, it seems i'm the most desirable woman on 515...i don't know whether to be flattered or depressed...i'm going with the latter since the only other options are men...

edit: btw, thanks for putting yourself in the mix drumgrrl... :lol:
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Post by drumgurrl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:07 am

annie_fannie wrote:hmmm, it seems i'm the most desirable woman on 515...i don't know whether to be flattered or depressed...i'm going with the latter since the only other options are men...

edit: btw, thanks for putting yourself in the mix drumgrrl... :lol:
Haha, I almost put a woman/woman option on there, but I wasn't sure who to pick without being offensive.

I think you should be flattered. As of now, you're tied for first. You didn't even get one vote on the asshole poll!
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Post by ilikehorses » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:08 am

i would have voted for the drumgrrrl/annie combo. that would be hot.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

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Post by annie_fannie » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:12 am

oh, how do you know i'm "hot"...i haven't posted a pic of myself on here for a long while? or is any combination of women hot?

i think i'd be fine with never 'winning' a 515crew poll...
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Post by ilikehorses » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:19 am

"hot" isn't only a phyisical characteristic. youre obviously both really cool, intelligent, strong women. and i find those characteristics very attractive.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK
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Post by ilikehorses » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:22 am

and yes, almost any combination of two women is automatically hot.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK
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Post by annie_fannie » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:36 am

ilikehorses wrote:"hot" isn't only a phyisical characteristic. youre obviously both really cool, intelligent, strong women. and i find those characteristics very attractive.
hmmmm, maybe we should start a poll for popular 515crew threesomes...
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Post by drumgurrl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:39 am

ilikehorses wrote:"hot" isn't only a phyisical characteristic. youre obviously both really cool, intelligent, strong women. and i find those characteristics very attractive.
Aww (wipes tear). Ed is so sweet.
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Post by jonny bee » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:46 pm

I vote
Morty Core on The Dirty Floor with Sxotty Roboty
including Crystal Watching Minus her Soul

Dameon, Tal Bachman, Jason Brizzi Three way

drummer grrrrl & paraplegic steve

white zombie and zkristyz

me and ladd askland

james and evelyn and destroy spaghetti regimns
bullet tooth gay asian love affair with Daren Ho

Servo rubbing his blond muff all over
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Post by Furious D » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:43 pm

i dont quite understand why all but one of the potential couples are homosexual.
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Post by drumgurrl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:49 pm

Furious D wrote:i dont quite understand why all but one of the potential couples are homosexual.
It's just a fetish I have. And I made the poll!
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Post by drumgurrl » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:49 pm

jonny bee wrote:drummer grrrrl & paraplegic steve
Send me a picture of Steve and I'll consider it.
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Post by tama » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:35 am

I don't even know who the fuck Crumpty Williams is, but I do know that he isn't metal enough for me. I like my guys wearing black, 3" spiked gauntlets and corpse paint.
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Post by semistar » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:54 am

Ed, you smooth pimp.
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Post by Crumpty Williams » Fri Feb 04, 2005 2:15 pm

actually, even though i'm not a metalhead, i'm more metal than tama for the following reasons:

*I met the ex-girlfriend of crazy drummer/murderer Faust (of Emporer fame) at a "Metal Pub" in Prague, Czech Republic called Hell's Bells.

*I'm half Polish, and everyone knows Poland has the best death metal (Decapitated!!) duh.

*I'm so metal that I'm not afraid to say I like Motley Crue AND Skid Row.
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Re: 515 Dream Couple

Post by Joe » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:04 pm

Bump.

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Re: 515 Dream Couple

Post by Varg » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:36 pm

Wow, I don't even remember this..... strong bump
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Re: 515 Dream Couple

Post by Big Fat Retard » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:14 pm

I once got a handjob from Herb. He tried to make a video, but his battery went dead.
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Re: 515 Dream Couple

Post by El Rhino » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:41 am

Who's Jon?
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