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Will the negative reaction to Ashlee Simpson at the Orange Bowl halftime show finish her career?

Poll ended at Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:31 am

Definitely.
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29%
Nope. She can't die!
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What happened?
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29%
Suddenly I miss Natalie Imbruglia.
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29%
 
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POLL: Ashlee Simpson & the Orange Bowl

Post by jnice » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:31 am

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Post by Bullet Tooth » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:43 am

i dont have a clue what youre talking about. so what happened.
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Post by godofgnome » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:48 am

she got boo'd off the stage the orange bowl, super bowl of college football... its on http://www.collegehumor.com
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Post by Bullet Tooth » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:50 am

im not bothering with the website. did she fuck up or something? or did the crowd just dislike her?
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Post by Milliterate » Fri Jan 07, 2005 12:55 am

Nobody likes her because of the lip syncing escapades on SNL..that and the song she was singing just really fucking sucked, watch the video, its hilarious.
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Post by FasterInFall » Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:21 am

she got booed because she sucks. people are sick of her and her stupid sister. and no one who goes to a football game wants to see ashlee simpson do anything, espeically sing.


in my opinion.

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Post by drumgurrl » Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:16 am

Yep, she sucks. But she didn't actually lip sync on SNL. She sang along with a pre-recorded track, which is very common when pop singers perform "live." If you heard her perform the first song on SNL, it is clear to anyone with working ears that there are two vocals going on.

I mean yeah, she totally sucks, but almost all pop stars double-up their vocals. I wish she really got booed for sucking, and not for the alleged lip syncing incident.
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Post by ilikehorses » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:35 am

i just happened to watch tv last night and saw some celebrity show where they were discussing this. honestly, i didn't know who ashlee simpson was before yesterday and i still really don't know who she is. and i don't really care either. i hope she sets herself on fire.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Post by annie_fannie » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:35 am

here's the rest of her life story:

be crushed by the mass rejection

develop one or both of the following: 1)eating disorder (either extreme weight loss or gain) 2) drug habit

recover from above mentioned addiction(s)

write book and/or tv movie chronicling her "struggle"

interviews on tv magazine shows until we puke...and occasional "humorous" cameos in movies/sitcoms

OR

she may revive her music career later in life by touring casinos and malls much like the teen pop stars of the 80's have recently....preceded by a spread in playboy, of course...or maybe Maxim since her sister is soooo fucking wholesome.

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Post by ilikehorses » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:51 am

when does she set herself on fire? because that's what i'm interested in...
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Post by Bullet Tooth » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:52 am

they should do a sister thing in playboy. or in hustler. that would be hot.
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Post by ilikehorses » Fri Jan 07, 2005 11:57 am

Bullet Tooth wrote:they should do a sister thing in playboy. or in hustler. that would be hot.
that would fucking rule. haha.
Even today, I can't see a car run a red light without instantly having an image flash into my head of a man's erect penis, penetrating a watermelon.

UGH I SUCK

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Post by annie_fannie » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:40 pm

ashlee speaks out about her poor performance: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/149573 ... lines=true

"uh, yeah, you know, it was, like, their fault that they didn't like me....whatever..."

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Post by drumgurrl » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:17 pm

"There were no ear monitors when we went onstage," she said. "No floor monitors. And trying to sing in a stadium where you can't hear yourself is kinda hard. My sister [Jessica] was like, 'I don't know how you just did that! I performed in stadiums, and if I didn't have my ears, I would have freaked.' "
Obviously, the sisters never had to "rough it" like the rest of us. You play at dive bars and see if you can hear yourself... see if you have monitors. But since these ladies never had to spend years gigging at unknown bars, or starving or not being able to buy clothes for 5 years (10 years for Karyn Crisis) they really wouldn't know anything about it. Ya just gotta love the silver-spoon perspective, eh?
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Post by catchnoplague » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:06 pm

id do her..........
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Post by drumgurrl » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:21 pm

catchnoplague wrote:id do her..........
Well duh, but are those feelings reciprocal? :)
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Post by catchnoplague » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:24 pm

let me ask my friend roofies
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