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which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Brandon
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Jared
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33%
James
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Kyler
2
67%
 
Total votes: 3

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which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Thu May 29, 2014 12:59 am

which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by Hank Fist » Thu May 29, 2014 10:36 pm

Fucking toomanyhunanoids riggt in the goddamn brainstem.

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by Hank Fist » Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:04 pm

Fuck I wonder who's gonna get me right in the brain stem?

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by Hank Fist » Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:07 pm

Maybe I'll just get the band ripped beforehand and fuck up their brainstems.

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:50 pm

we recently had a band meeting discussing our best options as far as getting rid of a body goes

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by Hank Fist » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:07 pm

kylervk wrote:we recently had a band meeting discussing our best options as far as getting rid of a body goes
What are your resources?

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:35 pm

James has a truck, I have a brick and rope & Des Moines has bodies of water

could probably hook up some cement shoes

also considered chopping the thing up and dissolving it in barrels

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Post by joseph » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:49 pm

cecil

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:02 pm

THAT AINT PUNK
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Post by kylervk » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:10 pm

new song is called sucker punch
lyrics inspired by 515crew.com/msgbrd
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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:22 pm

http://vaudevillemews.com/events/black- ... /?sId=3394
Black Diamond is a classic rock band founded by guitarist Kyler Brinker, drummer Ted Ramaekers, and bassist Miles Millard in the summer of 2012. Influenced by bands such as KISS, Ted Nugent, Black Sabbath, and Motley Crue, Black Diamond has recaptured the true spirit of rock and roll. With loud guitars and thundering drums, Black Diamond delivers a powerful and explosive show.
this kid is getting sucker punched

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:39 pm

Goldblums - Feb `15
drawing by: ABOMB515
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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:51 pm

http://dsmshows.com/?p=761939

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"News: Goldblums Destroys Des Moines
Posted on January 27, 2015
by Trey Reis


Beginning with the following show:

February 6, 5PM
House Show at Lucille’s Place (735 20th St.)
Des Moines
Free, All Ages

Goldblums
PG Cop
Lonely Cub
Our Friends the Insects

…self-proclaimed “Des Moines area shapeshifting reptilian overlord fuzzed out garage punx,” Goldblums, are gearing up to take over said Des Moines area this February.

It’s partly due to the Workerbee Records reissue of their previously self-released Drug Window tape, which is huge for me because I’m pretty sure my pal, Nick, bought the last available copy a few months ago in Des Moines at ZZZ before I even glimpsed it. I’m still a bit raw about it, but that’s the risk you take going record shopping with someone with identical taste in music as you.



But that’s what free digital downloads are for, ya see, and I’ve been tacking up the play count on that one for some time now. That Goldblums style of dragging doo-wop sensibilities through the punk muck and blasting it back through the speakers on waves of delay and distortion is just undeniably good.

Oh, and let’s not forget their contribution to the labels upcoming I Promise To Be No-Good cassette compilation, which also features local hoodlums such as The Vahnevants, Person Whale, and Karen Meat and the Players, among others.



The release of that compilation will be celebrated at the following:

February 13, 7PM
Iowa Music Store
Ames
Free, All Ages

Person Whale
The Vahnevants
Goldblums

And what central Iowa takeover would be complete without a Vaudeville Mews stay?

February 20, 10pm
Vaudeville Mews
Des Moines
$7, 21+

Corners
Goldblums
The Vahnevants
DJ DJ TANNER

And then to really cap things off:
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Now I’m strung out on pills! Pills!
Now I’m strung out on pills! Pills!"

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by Hank Fist » Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:49 am

Jv Gonna tap me in the temple

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:24 pm

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:58 am

THAT SHIT AINT PUNK


update: we are also playing a *FREE* show @ Ichi Bike, 2:05pm
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Post by kylervk » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:56 pm

two more for that ass
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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by kylervk » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:54 pm

Sep 05
Vaudeville Mews

Sep 10
DARK MIRROR HOUSE

Oct 17
The Fremont

Oct 31
Vaudeville Mews

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Re: which Goldblum gunna sucker punch you?

Post by Hank Fist » Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:27 pm

Probably Kyler when he tries to give us tshirt money.

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