515 Crew

[Joe]

Ya'll need therapy.
Someone upload this fucking CD.

-Joe.

[JordanTooPure]

A story: Over the summer I was walking downtown after work and happened by the mews waiting for Dirty to open the lift. I saw a bunch of people outside the mews. Decided to walk by. I saw a buddy and we couldnt figure out who was playin but figured it was some tough guy metal cause they're were a bunch of scrawny lookin dudes with vaginas for earlobes. It was a Stand United show. Never heard of 'em. Still haven't. Tough guy metal = DO NOT WANT.

I was always under the impression Animal Mothers was a joke.

whats tough guy metal?? that sounds awesome!

let me guess, you listen to cassette tapes and have a butt patch? good story by the way.

oops im back on this board for the first time since it was iowahardcore.com 10 yrs ago. only difference is back then i posted anonymously.

[zach walther]

A story: Over the summer I was walking downtown after work and happened by the mews waiting for Dirty to open the lift. I saw a bunch of people outside the mews. Decided to walk by. I saw a buddy and we couldnt figure out who was playin but figured it was some tough guy metal cause they're were a bunch of scrawny lookin dudes with vaginas for earlobes. It was a Stand United show. Never heard of 'em. Still haven't. Tough guy metal = DO NOT WANT.

I was always under the impression Animal Mothers was a joke.

whats tough guy metal?? that sounds awesome!

let me guess, you listen to cassette tapes and have a butt patch? good story by the way.

oops im back on this board for the first time since it was iowahardcore.com 10 yrs ago. only difference is back then i posted anonymously.

don't play dumb.

make me some money.

[Joe]

I listen to cassette tapes.
All the time.

Put We Are A Weapon out on tape.

-Joe.

[servo]

hypothesis
jordan is too pure to die

premises
if jordan is too pure to die he will be not dead
jordan is alive (not dead)

conclusion
jordan is too pure to die

[JordanTooPure]

I listen to cassette tapes.
All the time.

Put We Are A Weapon out on tape.

-Joe.

haha that would rule actually. wonder if the mosh bros under 25 years old could appreciate a cassette release?

[JordanTooPure]

hypothesis
jordan is too pure to die

premises
if jordan is too pure to die he will be not dead
jordan is alive (not dead)

conclusion
jordan is too pure to die

True, hey Servo, random question do you have any old Iowa show videos ranging from 1999 to 2002? Ive been trying to get a bunch of old Iowa hardcore/screamo/metalcore videos transferred to DVD and get a little collection going. If you don't have anything do you have any leads to anyone who does? Ill pay for the blank DVD's and give someone a little money to do this for me.

[zach walther]

I listen to cassette tapes.
All the time.

Put We Are A Weapon out on tape.

-Joe.

haha that would rule actually. wonder if the mosh bros under 25 years old could appreciate a cassette release?

free me from this tape prison

proceed me trustkill

[JordanTooPure]

I listen to cassette tapes.
All the time.

Put We Are A Weapon out on tape.

-Joe.

haha that would rule actually. wonder if the mosh bros under 25 years old could appreciate a cassette release?

free me from this tape prison

proceed me trustkill

yeah i got rich playing in TPTD, ya know like 20 grand worth of debt, multiple maxed out credit cards, the list goes on.

who are you again and what have you done with yourself?

[zach walther]

i'm really young.

help me build off your mistakes mister too pure.

[JordanTooPure]

i'm really young.

help me build off your mistakes mister too pure.

hahahahahahaha

thats great, so hey whens your next show at vaudeville in front of 10 kids again? cant wait to be there

[servo]

i do have a bunch of old shows on 8mm tapes but no real way to transfer them sadly. maybe someday

[JordanTooPure]

i do have a bunch of old shows on 8mm tapes but no real way to transfer them sadly. maybe someday

can you convert to video cassette? what a tease, so bummed.

[JordanTooPure]

Ya'll need therapy.
Someone upload this fucking CD.

-Joe.

STAND UNITED - ADHERENCE

http://www.mediafire.com/?gbacvdi7nsgds04

[Bullet Tooth]

its funny how things work out. one of the bands dropped off and Knuckled Down has now been added to Stand United's cd release show.

[Beaver]

whats tough guy metal?? that sounds awesome!

let me guess, you listen to cassette tapes and have a butt patch? good story by the way.

Tough guy metal is where all the music is just one long shitty break down. Eveyone wears cut off camo pants, dumb golf hats, and cut off sleeves so they can show off this weeks "sweet" tattoo. They also feel it appropriate at shows rather than watch, flail thier limbs around like assholes with no regard to anyone else around them showing off "sweet moves" they've been practicing in front of the mirror at home for a month. Floppy vagina earlobes is required.

[zach walther]

i'm really young.

help me build off your mistakes mister too pure.

hahahahahahaha

thats great, so hey whens your next show at vaudeville in front of 10 kids again? cant wait to be there

there was 150 people at the last show we played homeboy.

i'm too fly for mews life.

[JordanTooPure]

i'm really young.

help me build off your mistakes mister too pure.

hahahahahahaha

thats great, so hey whens your next show at vaudeville in front of 10 kids again? cant wait to be there

there was 150 people at the last show we played homeboy.

i'm too fly for mews life.

congrats!!! i remember my first show

[JordanTooPure]

whats tough guy metal?? that sounds awesome!

let me guess, you listen to cassette tapes and have a butt patch? good story by the way.

Tough guy metal is where all the music is just one long shitty break down. Eveyone wears cut off camo pants, dumb golf hats, and cut off sleeves so they can show off this weeks "sweet" tattoo. They also feel it appropriate at shows rather than watch, flail thier limbs around like assholes with no regard to anyone else around them showing off "sweet moves" they've been practicing in front of the mirror at home for a month. Floppy vagina earlobes is required.

fyi - there is only one "tough guy metal" band its called PANTERA

what your describing is "tough guy hardcore"

also your description isnt exactly up to date. the current hardcore scenery consists of butt tight pants, bright colored shirts, and mosh that couldnt hurt a fly. also camo has been traded in for gym shorts.

also, what is your mosh preference?? ozzfest style push mosh?
i back that.

someone needs to create a hybrid mosh of ninja kicks, ozzfest push style, bushwack, and circle pits. the pit couldnt handle that shit.

[zach walther]

congrats!!! i remember my first show

lol'd.

[Joe]

So why is this $10 again?

-Joe.

[zach walther]

sxe/nu metal bands have expensive tastes.

think ulver.

[joseph]

sx show. no booz sales.

marketiNg... advertisement.

and 10 bucks is CHEAP

plus theres 7 bands ive never heard of

[Shane]

Stand United is on Eulogy = srs bsns.

[zach walther]

yo, boycott this shit, devour the plague hits girls.

[Bullet Tooth]

details.

[tylerjames515]

Knuckled Down has sounded fucking great at the last two Mews shows, you guys missed out.

[zach walther]

i don't exactly, "come down to des moines/ten dollars/stand united" like kd.

COME TO AMES BOYS.

[tylerjames515]

Because Stand United was the ONLY band that played...

I think this is about you bullet tooth
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/mis/2035586881.html

[zach walther]

you wanna go down that road playboy?

i ain't exactly, stand united, devour the plague, terror at sea, marla singer into em either.

just cuz you go to martyr martyr shows doesn't mean i'm throwin' dollars away.