515 Crew

[MATT MUTT]

Does anybody play Golf?

[inx515xhell]

i played in high school and used to play every weekend with my old man when i was living in chicago. a lot of fun, i still got clubs in iowa. haven't played in about 7 years, though.

[Nick]

No. It's something I've always wanted to learn though.

I only play disc golf and not very often.

[MATT MUTT]

I've only been playing for 2 years now, so I still kinda suck. I did get a par last time I played though. I've really gotten into it recently though because it's the last place i've found that I can Have a beer in one hand, smoke in the other, drive!, and not get arrested for it.

[Varg]

No. It's something I've always wanted to learn though.

I only play disc golf and not very often.

That's not golf, you dumb-ass hippie.

i played in high school and used to play every weekend with my old man when i was living in chicago. a lot of fun, i still got clubs in iowa. haven't played in about 7 years, though.

I played in HS too. I think I also haven't played in 7 years. Damn...

[Nick]

No. It's something I've always wanted to learn though.

I only play disc golf and not very often.

That's not golf, you dumb-ass hippie.

I didn't say it was golf, donglips. Also, you should probably cut your fucking mop of a head of hair before you call people hippies. Just sayin'.

[Big Fat Retard]

Disc golf is just as legit as that plaid pants wearing golf where you hit the little ball and get drunk. I love walking through Grandview park drinking a beer, smoking a joint and watching my dog take a shit while I throw discs at a basket. Will they let your dog run around on a so called "real" golf course?

[MATT MUTT]

No I got one of those dogs that wouldn't be welcome though. She would just run around biting everybodys balls.

[tylerjames515]

She would just run around biting everybodys balls.

She would just run around biting everybodys balls.

She would just run around biting everybodys balls.

She would just run around biting everybodys balls.

She would just run around biting everybodys balls.

[TooManyHumyns]

why did you delete your post nick? i was just about to comment on it...something along the lines of telling varg to cut his hair before he calls people a hippie...then a 'just sayin'...
wait, whooops, AH HA....i forgot i 'foed' you....haha
i've always wanted to play golf...its sounds funny saying it...i used to go to the driving range and launch and practice putting...was fun...

[noel_nothing]

i took golf lessons in jr high & enjoyed it. any sport where a fat, chain smoking drunk like john daly can make money is worth playing.

[inx515xhell]

yeah i feel that^
i'll totally go with y'all next time im in town.

[servo]

ive never played golf, but i always thought it was a disgrace that they let women play

[MATT MUTT]

hahaha. When my girlfriend and I go I usually make her hit from where mine lands till we get to the green. She can hit stright just only 10' at a time.

I'm always looking for an excuse to go & I have an extra set of clubs anyone can use. I usually get funny looks from the regulars cus my Irons are Iron, and my Woods are Wood.


[quote="noel_nothing"]i took golf lessons in jr high & enjoyed it. any sport where a fat, chain smoking drunk like john daly can make money is worth playing.[quote]

John Daily kicks ass! I actually have an old video of his called "Grip it and Rip it"

[noel_nothing]

the dude smokes on the course, drinks like a fish & recorded an album titled my life, with guest spots by darius rucker, willie nelson, johnny lee & daron norwood.

also has a drink named after him: a mix of sweet tea-flavored vodka and lemonade (also called a dirty arnold palmer) known as a john daly.