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[Varg]

Pictures and stories coming tonight hopefully. Just got them all uploaded and resized. Took for-fucking-ever.

[Bullet Tooth]

they look like the kind of chicks comparable with travel wet wipes.

[elliot]

Those are the kinds of girls who make my dick shrivel into a stack of dimes.

And have you ever posted a picture of your face on this board? Even though a good amount of us know what you look like? Come on, ya baby.

[Shane]

Yo, remember that time he was with Gwar doing the shocker? Cuz I do.

[JoePreppy]

(Can't show faces in pics w girls *my own or other peoples* for REALLY stupid and juvenile reasons)

Oh, cuz they're juveniles?

[inx515xhell]

i'd assume cuz they have wives or gfs who would frown upon such shenanigans.

[Varg]

i'd assume cuz they have wives or gfs who would frown upon such shenanigans.

Yes this is correct. It's happened before apparently. Dumbest shit I've ever heard... alright, here we go...

[Varg]

Some time before that we were in Cleveland and had to get a trailer light fixed. There wasn't a big rush or anything and it was an off-day so why not stop IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOOD to get it replaced? (This should start to shine some light on the intelligence level of the people I'm with) We must've been the only white people for miles. Some kids from a high school down the street were doing a "free car-wash" (tip based) to raise money for a trip or something. These girls were yelling and it was loud as fuck and annoying. They came over to us (just like everyone else did, looking for money) and I told them I'd give them $2 if they'd play some Nicki Minaj. They were already blasting Gucci Mane out one of their vehicles and they were black so I was pretty confident they had it. They did- and they played it, and we left shortly after. Pic:


The place we stayed in Cleveland was RIGHT down the street from the house where they filmed A Christmas Story. They had a museum and gift shop full of shit and you could do a tour of the house. It was like $8 for the tour so we passed, but the museum n shit was free which was pretty cool:








More to come...

[Darrin]

Big time LOL if you consider the area that picture was taken in to be "IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOOD". Black people sure are scary!

[motorbreath]

Closed on Christmas?

[Varg]

Big time LOL if you consider the area that picture was taken in to be "IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOOD". Black people sure are scary!

It was Cleveland, not Compton, you dumb-fuck. Any group of people you can't see at night are scary. Just like vampires shape-shifters.

[El Rhino]

I thought pretty much all of Cleveland was "the hood".

[inx515xhell]

pretty good so far. tell me there's more!

[Big Fat Retard]

Pictures and stories coming tonight hopefully. Just got them all uploaded and resized. Took for-fucking-ever.

Here's a taste though: These are the chicks from Sacramento I was talking about...



(Can't show faces in pics w girls *my own or other peoples* for REALLY stupid and juvenile reasons)

So you guys are in a rock n roll band, but you're afraid to show your face in a picture with hot band sluts? What the fuck kind of pussy bullshit is that? If your ol' lady don't like it, tell her it's too fuckin' bad.

And you dbags saying that you wouldn't fuck these chicks; you are either gay or straight up fucking liars. I fuck 'em both and I'd have a blast doing it.

[Varg]

pretty good so far. tell me there's more!

There's definitely more- just hard to find 10 minutes to dedicate to a post on this board. Hopefully tomorrow/tonight.

[tylerjames515]

I looked at the titty picture, and didn't see a titty. Then I looked again and saw tits. Varg delivers.

[moltar]

Varg, you are the fucking man!

[Captain Caveman]

those chicks are trashy, your shows sound boring as fuck

i rolled a joint on a burzum record and then listened to canned heat after

and am still more metal than you

[inx515xhell]

canned heat's pretty dope.

[Varg]

Alright so some of the stuff I was going to cover, I'm not now, because I know it will get back to me. I will however still talk tons of shit on Whitechapel and their faggot tour manager, aka "Beard-O".




Here's a random picture from Pittsburgh. The venue was an old church:



That show sucked ass.

This is from some stupid radio interview we went to after the show in... Madison I believe. It was a waste of time and Nobody wanted to go and it was like 1 a.m. The best part was when the host mentioned something about a new album that just came out or was coming out- dude had NO idea what was going on. Then played some track off Karma Bloody Karma. Fuck that dude and that show.
JFAC sat through the b.s. too:



I did score two free cases of Rockstar at that venue though:


The guy(s) promoting that show are fucking idiots too. They hyped it up, did NO promotion for it, and then were disappointed when nobody showed up. The venue was cool as fuck, but on the Marquee they just had something for that Mastodon tour (which was another week or two away- so why couldn't they have JFAC up there?) and there were no flyers in the windows. I asked where the flyers for the show were and they said something about how awesome the flyers were and everybody kept stealing them which is why you couldn't see them.....right right, but the flyers were on the INSIDE of the glass where no one could get to them. These were really smart guys we were dealing with...


More in the next post...

[Varg]

Oh and here's a video from NEHMC you can talk shit on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzMDrR3Ccv4


I don't know why I was doing soundcheck. The audio is something like this:

Sound-guy "can you scream into the mic a little?"
"uhhhhhh........RAWRR"
"Ohhhh yeah That's what we're looking for...."

[inx515xhell]

where was the elgin show? i used to live there.

[Shamone Jackson]

vargs - i reported u to that band 4 posting that shit